der meister

Played on 360. Super fun. Enjoy!

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3 + 1 for being an awesome poet

As I walk3d in downtown Madrid I m3t an 3nglishman with s3v3n quid “Who do you think I could find,” h3 said “in this damn country to giv3 m3 h3ad?” “If you tak3 a right,” I r3pli3d “Juan Carlos would b3 oblig3d.” H3 whistl3d Marcha R3al and said “Plus Ultra,” “How I wish I had just gon3 to Malta.”

Lose by 7. Still a plus player. #voteforklose

Just to be up front, don't expect much from me. I'll do my welfare claims if you message me the links, and maybe a media spot every season or two. I don't have a ton of time what with life and all, but I don't want to totally abandon this league, either.

A man of middling height and average weight pulled open the glass-front door, stepped inside, and sighed. Knick-knacks, baubles, candles, greeting cards, birthday cards, retirement cards, cards of condolence, potpourri, and stuffed animals greeted him with an overwhelming amount of cute. He walked through the aisles of the store, searching for it, never finding it. He sighed again and left, the smell of cinnamon wafting out the door in front of him. Another store, same result. For days the man searched, traversing aisle after aisle of everything except it, the one perfect it. He drove aimlessly, trying to find it. Hoping to stumble upon it the way he had stumbled upon her. No road took him to it and he began to become increasingly more discouraged. Mom-and-Pop shops didn’t have it, and neither did the big box stores. Why was it so hard to find the one perfect it, the one thing that would fill the void in his life? Soon after he was still wandering the aisles of yet another store when it finally dawned on him. He smiled to himself as he pivoted sharply and left the store. He hummed as he drove, failing to contain the grin that crossed his face. Hours later, the man boarded an airplane bound for New York City. He was still grinning as the plane left the terminal, and he grinned even wider as it touched down at JFK. He had packed no luggage, deciding ahead of time to simply buy whatever he needed when he arrived in New York, a full country’s-length away from the empire he was building. The view from above. He hailed a taxi, telling the driver to take him to Avenue of the Americas, where the building he sought was located. Sometime later, the man paid his fare and exited the cab, stopping to smile at his prey: The VHL Head Offices. The Man stops to share some knowledge with familiar faces. He walked inside and told the desk guard his name and business and was directed to the row of elevators down the hall. Taking the lift to the 32nd floor, the man exited and told the receptionist who greeted him his name and intentions. She smiled prettily in response and asked him to wait for just a moment. He sat in the comfortable chair, still humming happily. A short minute later, he was greeted by a slightly older man who introduced himself simply as Victor. “My receptionist told me that you were here and I have to admit I didn’t believe her,” Victor said as he shook the man’s hand. “What can I do for you?” The two men talked for some time, and when they finally parted ways, the man named Victor called his receptionist into his office. “Please send out a press report,” Victor announced with a smile. “Tell them that Christoph Klose has decided to play in the VHL.” [words = 484]

Present.

<3 Good old days. TTTT ftw.

The Hardcore Legend himself has decided it is time to re-focus on his musical career.

Meute Iron Eagles Bears Americans

3-0 Riga

Kings in 5.

me +2

Lindemann Reflects on Career Stalwart defenseman Till Lindemann, best known as the vocalist for the German metal band Rammstein, has had a very fruitful secondary career as a hockey player. After dominating physically as a rookie, he became known for his tough as nails play in his own zone but was never expected to become anything more than a bottom-pairing bruiser. After a reasonably successful junior season, Lindemann was selected in the first round of the VHL Entry Draft, going to the Helsinki Titans. It was at this point that Lindemann took his first noticeable step forward. Returning to the juniors for a second stint, Lindemann scored over 100 points while registering over 200 hits, easily winning the Defenseman of the Year Award. When it came time for him to make his VHL debut, the rugged 51-year-old proved doubters wrong as he immediately changed the dynamic of the Titans’ blue line with his powerful physical presence. He also put up surprisingly solid offensive numbers, though the exact totals were lost when the VHL Archives were tragically burned to the ground. Lindemann eventually won a championship with the Titans, his patented shut-down style causing his opponents to shake their heads in disbelief before applying ice to their bruised and battered bodies. Immediately after winning the Cup, however, Lindemann was dealt to Vasteras, where he would spend the remainder of his career. Though he never tasted championship glory again, Lindemann continued to provide rock solid defensive play, even as his skills began to noticeably diminish. This past season, Lindemann – also known as the Till-Hammer – registered nine goals and 40 points for the Iron Eagles, with a +54 rating, good for third in the league behind Vasteras teammates Keiji Toriyama and Willem Janssen. Lindemann also finished tenth in hits with 260 and fourth in penalty minutes with 173. Despite his success on the ice, Lindemann has recently been rumored to be contemplating retiring at the end of next season. When we finally pinned him down for a comment on the situation, he admitted it was true. “I’m not getting any younger,” Lindemann revealed. “Beating myself up for Rammstein for 30 years and the wear-and-tear of playing hockey is catching up to me. Even though I feel at the top of my game right now, I know that there will be an end eventually, and I want to leave on a high note. So yes, next season will be my last. I will take a tour of the VHL, sign autographs for fans, and try to coordinate Rammstein shows at as many of the arenas as I can. I know opposing fans hate me on the ice, but hopefully I can give them something positive to remember me by.” Returning to his roots. words = 457

117 Dynamo 118 Express 119 Americans 120 Iron Eagles

Riga 4-1

2 for tillahamma

weeeee! 2 tptpts!@

2 plz

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271 Meute 272 Americans 273 Titans 274 Iron Eagles

Express 4-1