Phil

Hey! Hey @Smarch. fu.

I <3 Seattle

HEY! I wasn't completely useless

Nice!!!

Yay! My first point of the season. @Paramorise - you rock.

Well that makes sense. Also lol at P Hamilton with his lazy ass not even having a point yet

Longest. Shoutout. Ever

Now that's the way to start a season!! @Wasty GOING TO TOWN!! YA BUOYS!!

At this concert

Welcome Paramorise!! This is amazing. Great to have you here! Edit... well if toast accepts that is haha

updated on his player page @sterling

I legit got excited and was all like and then sad when you said "not really"

done and submitted!

That's why I put you down in my predictions. You never fail me!!

Congrats everyone on a tremendous season. Top Executive definitely boubs this season with those clutch deadline deals, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Mr. Goalie Sacks get it soon haha. Well done on the Funk trophy Smarch (I would "@" you but I dont want to be the spoiler) I guess my #Weining4theFunk Hastag campaign worked its magic! Jeff Hamilton had a good case for it too, but I guess you guys can just step outside and fight for it. @boom: you deserved all the accolades you've got. Now unfortunately I gotta find your player page in the retired section to update it but when I do, you should look at it and have it inspire you to recreate. Gratz to Campbell too for his first Shaw!!

For what it`s worth (everything) I made it official in the player movement section, just in case we need to write a HoF article for him, @Mr. Power

Most likely it won`t be tomorrow.. it will be the day after

Guys, where were you all? You miss my opening awards ceremony on PTV (Phil TV). I was in a speedo and skates juggling fire! Streetlight spent a month training me. We had record low numbers. When the awards show happens tomorrow, hopefully it's a better turn-out for the Brovy concert and stand-up comedian Bardy Junklewirth

I am proud to report that I have finished Phase 1 of the 6-week Shortcut to Shred program. I have lost 10 lbs and am down to 177.5. Feelin' lean and mean.

Section 2.05 - GM Succession: Note that anyone can become a GM of a team simply by dethroning the current GM. Acceptable means are beheading, blackmailing, blackballing, cut-drawn-and-quartering, and subjecting them to 10 hours of live Beiber performances. It's that simple.

Knight's an inactive bum. Relegate him.

I love your Cola sig @Bojo !!

Happy b-day!! (banned day )

Good to see you again! How's it going?