Phil

That's why I put you down in my predictions. You never fail me!!

Congrats everyone on a tremendous season. Top Executive definitely boubs this season with those clutch deadline deals, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Mr. Goalie Sacks get it soon haha. Well done on the Funk trophy Smarch (I would "@" you but I dont want to be the spoiler) I guess my #Weining4theFunk Hastag campaign worked its magic! Jeff Hamilton had a good case for it too, but I guess you guys can just step outside and fight for it. @boom: you deserved all the accolades you've got. Now unfortunately I gotta find your player page in the retired section to update it but when I do, you should look at it and have it inspire you to recreate. Gratz to Campbell too for his first Shaw!!

For what it`s worth (everything) I made it official in the player movement section, just in case we need to write a HoF article for him, @Mr. Power

Most likely it won`t be tomorrow.. it will be the day after

Guys, where were you all? You miss my opening awards ceremony on PTV (Phil TV). I was in a speedo and skates juggling fire! Streetlight spent a month training me. We had record low numbers. When the awards show happens tomorrow, hopefully it's a better turn-out for the Brovy concert and stand-up comedian Bardy Junklewirth

I am proud to report that I have finished Phase 1 of the 6-week Shortcut to Shred program. I have lost 10 lbs and am down to 177.5. Feelin' lean and mean.

Section 2.05 - GM Succession: Note that anyone can become a GM of a team simply by dethroning the current GM. Acceptable means are beheading, blackmailing, blackballing, cut-drawn-and-quartering, and subjecting them to 10 hours of live Beiber performances. It's that simple.

Knight's an inactive bum. Relegate him.

I love your Cola sig @Bojo !!

Happy b-day!! (banned day )

Good to see you again! How's it going?

<3 <3 <3 <3

Heslinki down to 1st OA imo

Rafter and Qin for lyfe!!

lol VHLm don't count. But I like the trading idea. You'd do well in Helsinki Blue

That's how badly you done goofed, kid.

A Fantasy League within a Fantasy league.. simulatoception Tbh I like the Fantasy league with just the one set of players for the entire season, perhaps with the one exception of a wildcard at the trade-deadline. I mentioned a bunch of times I didn't think it would work with weekly changes.. just not worth the work. I always forgot about it and in the end just said fuck it all. Again, that's just me, but still.. to make weekly changes to your fantasy team that is based on a fantasy hockey league is a little OTT imo

When was the last time we were on the same team together? I just tagged my current teammates and Knight, because I wanted Knight to read it and he's lazy and forgetful in his old age... If I write an article on awesome people, then you'll definitely be tagged

And look how silly that looks now. I didn't understand it either. Your attitude from the get-go has been nothing short of leadership quality whereas we saw a little more than some not-so-leader-like posts from the one in question and honestly if I don't win this season, I wouldn't be sad to see the Grimm go into the hands of either yourself or @jRuutu

Tbh I thought about tagging the GMs, but this was written more because it's a topic to write about, rather than to try to persuade the GMs to vote for me. It's just I think there needs to be a discussion amongst the GMs about this award because without, none of the GMs can see what anyone other than their own players do inside their lockerrooms. Until such a day exists, I will not be tagging GMs on what I do as captain of my team... if they happen to stumble upon this like you, however, I wouldn't mind either. Thanks for the read either way

I love their cheerleaders tbh (them doing the harlem shake)

He can't ban me for freedom of speech!!!! well he can, and yea probably will... but I like him too much to stay mad at him for long.

Considering Crystal Palace are my second team in the Prem, think how weird I felt