THE BOOB COUNTER -
Without causing an accident: please count the boobs you see whilst driving.
How many are fake?
How many size C+ do you spot?
What's the ratio of Blondes:Brunettes:Redheads do you reckon?
How many are in tank tops? Bonus if you tell us how many WHITE tank tops.
Don't you love summer?
Cologne will have probably won the Continental Cup by this point. How's it feel to be on a winning side? How's the lockerroom atmosphere?
Are you ready to tear up the league next year with Klose?
Swing-set update:
Do the kids still like it? How many times a week do you think they go out there to play on it?
In retrospect, was it worth all that effort?
CAR THIEF UPDATE:
Have you talked to any of your neighbours to see if they've had similar break-ins?
Do you guys have a 'community watch' or anything like that?
If I find the guy, can I punch him in the dick for you?