Phil

The good.

Now that this is over - I'm going out and getting fucking plastered.

Good series Cologne. This has been a dream run for the Bears and not even your fantastic team could stop our train of thought and will. I honestly thought you would steamroll us but we stayed the course, stayed on track, and persevered. Although this completely fucked up my predictions for this year, I think I'll take my fourth Continental Cup. I've never had 2 with the same player until now and what a way to get it. Ryan, you probably feel really hard-done by, so I'm sorry. The patterns of the sim are very odd but there are definitely a handful of members on this team that very much deserved this win. First Cup since Season 28. I went to Vasteras and ended their 25-season Cup drought and now I've come to the Bears and ended their 15-season Cup drought. I think a new nickname may be in store for me. Cologne will be back next season and thank you all, the Commissioners, the GMs, and the members for all your hard work to make this another great season in the Victory Hockey League.

Bears to re-brand themselves Seattle Knights.

OH HOLY SHITBALLS WE ACTUALLY WON? WITH ME ON THE TEAM? HOW IN THE FIREY PISSWATERS OF WHOREDOM IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

OH MY GOD IS THIS REAL LIFE?

Oh ma gawd. THE KNIGHT CURSE IS BROKEN

GG Bern. Congratulations! Knight Curse Prevails.

THAT"S GOLDEN ALRIGHT

If you don't like this, I lose respect for you

holy shit that's frightening

Stropkaelson ftw

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIT SOME sweep.

Roll out, Bears!

Great Career Mike. You've contributed so much to the VHL over the years and it's been a playing being your teammate. Thanks for all of your hard work and I do hope we'll see you around here again. All the best, my friend, and we'll see you later ~phil

THE BOOB COUNTER - Without causing an accident: please count the boobs you see whilst driving. How many are fake? How many size C+ do you spot? What's the ratio of Blondes:Brunettes:Redheads do you reckon? How many are in tank tops? Bonus if you tell us how many WHITE tank tops. Don't you love summer? Cologne will have probably won the Continental Cup by this point. How's it feel to be on a winning side? How's the lockerroom atmosphere? Are you ready to tear up the league next year with Klose? Swing-set update: Do the kids still like it? How many times a week do you think they go out there to play on it? In retrospect, was it worth all that effort? CAR THIEF UPDATE: Have you talked to any of your neighbours to see if they've had similar break-ins? Do you guys have a 'community watch' or anything like that? If I find the guy, can I punch him in the dick for you?

Yes, Fallout series is an absolute MUST Also, if you haven't played BioShock - get the triple pack immediately. All three are on sale for like 9$

#BearlyAlive

Hamilton 3rd star!!

Good game Cologne. We just didn't manage to get the shots through. Great job in shutting us down. 1 more away from the repeat!