v3: Who is what Beer?

[Beaviss 4,957]

Incase you missed my first try at this article you can find it Here or even Here. Again this is not an in-depth or insulting article this is just the first beer that comes to mind when I think of said person. 

 

Heineken

@Victor
Victor and Heineken go together pretty well. Both pretend to be sophisticated but are really degenerates behind their very expensive façade. Heineken at least in Canada is one of the most expensive meh beers on the shelf its harder to find but everyone's tried it at some point. 

 

BONUS:

Heineken mini keg

@Spartan

Same as the above but somehow one of the worst bangs for your buck. They want close to $30 for less beer. Its a big scam and not enough people know this. Sorry you got roped in with Victor Spart. 

 

Bud Light

@a_Ferk

If you look to my v1 where Hogan was selected as Budweiser you can see the similarities between Hogan and Ferk. Ferk is a much lighter version of Hogan and in a different timeline Ferk could have become Hogan. Ferk likes this beer I think it tastes like I'm sucking on a Nickle that I found on the ground. 

 

 

Enjoy v3 everyone!

 

 

[Victor 10,940]

tbf I'm the best beer you've written about so far so I'll take it

[Beaviss 4,957]

@dasboot