Scandalous News Regarding Team Clue!

[Spartan 4,531]

Yesterday, January 7th, 2021, a rumor spread regarding one of the most active player agencies in the VHL - Team CLUE. The agency has been very active over the past month, even acquiring a team in the Junior Showcase Tournament due to start on Monday. However, disturbing news has spread regarding the agency, led by a literal Board Game Clue on Skates and some odd Swedish dude who doesn't stop talking. The news may even be serious enough for the league front office to step in, with consequences resulting in loss of league jobs, the loss of the team CLUE, or even a permanent banning for the two heads in charge.

 

Ok I think the preview portion on discord is covered for it to be click-baity enough. I don't have any intention of keeping this odd roleplay news thing going.

 

- Moscow beat Prague which is nice, we're moving on in the playoffs to the conference championships. Few OT games in there which are scary, but Papa ended up with a few strong performances to secure wins. Good to see from a first year starter in net.

- We take too many penalties. Can we stop that please? 

- We play Malmo in the semis, as usual it'll be tough but fun. Not stressed about it like I was last season because superstition is only rational to follow if it works. Didn't work last season, so not influencing decisions this season. Bit of a relief to be honest.

 

No one record a stupid fucking podcast saying Moscow will win. I will personally gulag all of your updates for at least a month.

[Shindigs 1,771]

Moscow will lose!

 

Does this have to opposite effect and move me to the front of the queue?

 

Also need to get @MubbleFubbles in here to see this. How dare he?!

[Spartan 4,531]

2 minutes ago, Shindigs said:

Moscow will lose!

 

Does this have to opposite effect and move me to the front of the queue?

 

Also need to get @MubbleFubbles in here to see this. How dare he?!

no sorry you've been permalocked at the end of the queue

[Shindigs 1,771]

3 minutes ago, Spartan said:

no sorry you've been permalocked at the end of the queue

That is most unfortunate. I will audibly complain about this at the next KGB meeting.

[Spartan 4,531]

Just now, Shindigs said:

That is most unfortunate. I will audibly complain about this at the next KGB meeting.

[N0HBDY 1,132]

God damn it your clickbait strat was really good lol

[N0HBDY 1,132]

Who’s gonna give me my 400th react  

 

Update: It was spartan

Edited January 8, 2022 by N0HBDY

[Agito 224]

I understood absolutely nothing of your stories! But we know that the warriors will be there to make the investigation of Team Clue public! 

[Ben 200]

Moscow will win Im already in the gulag so theirs nothing to lose

Edited January 9, 2022 by Nothing but goals
Suck at spelling

[Doomsday 4,143]

Not only will Moscow lose, they won't even score any goals. 

[Dom 1,445]

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There you go, jinxed you enough for 5 seasons.

[UnknownMinion 728]

 

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[Ben 200]

 

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[Gustav 6,469]

6 hours ago, Spartan said:

No one record a stupid fucking podcast saying Moscow will win.

 

@JardyB10

[JardyB10 4,869]

21 hours ago, GustavMattias said:

 

@JardyB10

It’s a Hecking podcast, I don’t use such foul language