Tagger 2,722 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 THAT SICK BURN! But anyways, an interesting point...Wait, the fuck am I saying? A point that exists is that Edwin Encarnacion is entering the final year of his contract next season, which is weird for a number of reasons. One is that the Wranglers are actually paying Encarnacion money to be a hockey player as bad as he is and two is that Encarnacion couldn’t possibly garner any interest in Free Agency because he is terrible. In fact, the British Broadcasting Communication, or whatever the BBC stands for, recently ran an article noticing that through all of the fouls he had performed, Edwin’s head now resembled the shape of the United Kingdom, but WITHOUT WALES, so their independence is coming obviously. Stating his plans for free agency, Encarnacion said: “I want to be the next Dwayne Chocolate or Skrillex, nahmsayin’. I don’t give a shit about cups, I just want to be dat guy who the shit teams grab in their “rebuild”, and I want to start, and I’m gonna add all my attributes to fighting and then fuck yeah.” It should be noted that I typed the shit out of keyboard and have no idea what the fuck anything I wrote in this means, but to answer the question, no, I have not taken a shit in my Hockey suit, but I have in my Business suit. gorlab and CoachReilly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,849 Posted September 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 23, 2014 You're a fucking All-Star btw. Doomsday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,185 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 One of the best defenseman in the league this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 You're a fucking All-Star btw. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,849 Posted September 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 23, 2014 HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!them hits and shot blocks (and PIMS!!!) turn every girl on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 dude do u rember dat time? haha yah naw u prob dunt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,670 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Best avatar ever...well maybe not, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 great title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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