Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 17: Not-a-Nodesode

[JardyB10 4,869]

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED*

 

I cuss out a driver for a full minute or so.

 

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Season-2-Episode-17-Not-a-Nodesode-e1o8e2h

 

 

In this episode, I answer questions and talk about the new VHLM changes!

 

TOPICS:

0:00 - 1:00: Intro music

1:00 - 6:00: No One Gives a Shit Phil (@Phil @ctots)

6:00 - 7:35: What does the fox say?

7:35 - 10:15: How to be a HOF Defenceman (@Shindigs @Thunder @v.2 )

10:15 - 11:30: Changing the playoff format?

11:30 - 12:45: Promotion/Relegation/The slowest reading of a question ever

12:45 - 13:50: Intermission to bitch about a fellow driver (@Spartan isn't mentioned but he was inspiration)

13:50 - 14:40: Back to soccer

14:40 - 16:50: House of the Dragon S01E05

16:50 - 18:45: Jardy fails to remember anything after S20 (@Phil)

18:45 - 20:25: My lack of a workout regime (@frescoelmo)

20:25 - 23:50: Jardy's Drinking Origins

23:50 - 26:10: Being teammates with @frescoelmo and not engaging in the LR

26:10 - 26:55: The end?

26:55 - 29:30: No. (@BOOM)

29:30 - 34:45: VHLM Draft Pick Trading Restrictions (@Gustav @Spartan )

34:45 - End: Outro and shit and teasing a podcast that I ended up releasing first.

[Shindigs 1,771]

2 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

7:35 - 10:15: How to be a HOF Defenceman (@Shindigs @Thunder @v.2 )

The main reasons I actually started getting Scoring on Bo was because since he's skate first he gets hit A LOT. And you need SK+ST+PH all 80+ to really deal with that at the VHL level, and the only thing Bo could really get that would give him that without trolling and getting FO is SS. Also the one thing that sucks about pure pass first, which Bo was until this season. Is that it's godawful on the PP, you need like 80 or so SC to actually do anything from the point. So two birds with one stone for backing up your Passing with some SC. And at this point the only thing that does anything for Bo due to diminishing returns is BC. So that's what I'm doing now.

[ctots 400]

Big pile of tires, neat!

 

"Engineering consultant" "Dirt lasagna" "Frying rocks" "Cook dirt" "Earthworks company" -- We get it, Jardy, you cook meth.

 

Holy shit, that's an absurd distance. People have no business living that far north. Come south, guys.

 

Gas math probably isn't hugely important to a lot of listeners, but it felt necessary.

 

Foxes sound like they're doing a really good impression of the Swedish Chef.

 

Shoutout to Franklin and Little Bear for being fundamental television for children.

 

I got distracted by work and I'm back to say that I love the way you shit on the slow driver.

 

SOME SORT OF TEASE ABOUT NEWS FOR NEXT SEASON? Next season is so fuckin' far from this season, Jardy.

 

Your Hecking Podcast prank did not work on me because I read the timestamps. Take that, you dirty trickster.

 

Good stuff. Drive safe.

[Thunder 1,205]

You and spartan could do a great traffic report!

[frescoelmo 1,282]

10 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

 

16:50 - 18:45: Jardy fails to remember anything after S20 (@Phil)

18:45 - 20:25: My lack of a workout regime (@frescoelmo)

20:25 - 23:50: Jardy's Drinking Origins

23:50 - 26:10: Being teammates with @frescoelmo and not engaging in the LR

 

 

thx

[JardyB10 4,869]

4 hours ago, frescoelmo said:

 

 

thx

ur welcome

[JardyB10 4,869]

Claiming 2/2 (Week ending October 9, 2022)