Kendrick 4,741 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 (edited) This past week a somewhat crazy story surfaced when a 17 year old girl from Brampton, Ontario found out what the Victory Hockey League was. The crazy part of the story was that upon looking at the names of each team, she decided to mock the Victory Hockey League. If you never caught the story, here are the names in which she dubbed the franchises we have grown to put our time into. Seattle Bears: "More like the Seattle Bums. They can't ice a competitive roster nor a more misleading moniker". Toronto Legion: "More like the Toronto Knees-in. As in their knees are in a circle jerk party. Quebec Meute: "More like the Quebec Mute, because I'm tried of hearing about them. They are so yesterday". Calgary Wranglers: "More like the Calgary Danglers, because their so out of shape their tits are dangling". New York Americans: "Americant's more like it. I'm from Canada, so need I say more?" Helsinki Titans: "You mean the Helstinki Titans? Has that been used before?" HC Davos Dynamo: "I feel like someone forgot how to spell Dynamite, like read a book or something". Cologne Express: "Cologne Expressuccinos, because I wouldn't be anywhere without Pumpkin Spice Lattes" Vasteras Iron Eagles: "What the fuck? Who was high when they thought of this". Riga Reign: "I don't know where this is, but they better have a Starbucks somewhere inner city". After this girl gave her take, she was being wheeled by METIS, to no avail as like Philadelphia 76ers, he has no game either. Edited October 6, 2014 by Excel Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,816 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 What a bitch. Frank 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/#findComment-133305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 She is quite the bitch. Without a Latte in hand, she's not the same. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/#findComment-133307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,662 Posted October 7, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted October 7, 2014 Helstinki She'd know all about that. STZ 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/#findComment-133320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,605 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Riga Reign: "I don't know where this is, but they better have a Starbucks somewhere inner city". Lolz so true. All you need to do is mention uggz now Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/#findComment-133326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Wait, how did she find out about are circle jerk parties? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/#findComment-133428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,282 Posted October 7, 2014 Head Moderator Share Posted October 7, 2014 Is her name MÉTIS? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12936-17-year-old-highschool-girl-names-the-vhl-teams/#findComment-133459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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