My VHL/VHLE/VHLM logo ranking

[vincentlg2007 498]

Today, i'm hear to gain TPE answer the question on everyone's lips : which team has the best logo according to the mascot man himself vincentlg2007? Get ready for this text everyone get something to drink and a pillow to hit cause that's gonna be contreversial ( actually I don't know). Oh and I'm also here to announce that I'm officially the mascot man ( self proclaimed title).

 

!THIS IS MY OPINION AND MY OPINION ONLY YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DISAGREE!

 

!THIS POST IS NOTHING PERSONAL AND ISN'T MEANT TO HARM ANYONE!

 

!Every single one of these logos is still very good looking and i'd like to applaud the one who designed them, even if I'm ranking them I know i'll never be able to do a better job than them!

 

 

34-London United 

Ok... I must say that I think this logo represents the city of London very well with the swords and form of the logo that reminfs me of a few Premier League"s team crest. I don't really like how the UK flag is integrated into the logo and the outline doesn't really appeal me. 

 

33-Roma Gladiators

Again I see the Roma in this logo with the colors but I don't really like how these colors are put together and I feel like there's an absence of colors. Putting the skin of the gladiator Beige or white would've been a very small modification to the logo yet I think It would make the logo prettier.

 

32- New-York Americans 

I think this logo is very simple and even tho it's very american it doesn't have that magic touch that would make me put it higher.

 

31-Vasteras  Iron Eagles 

Looking at the list of every logo the next one i'd put would be Bratislava and well the logo itself is very nice but I feel like the colors are too light, I feel like the same logo but with darker colors would be EXTRA good looking

 

30-Halifax 21st 

There's no define reason just doesn't hit the same for me as the logos higher on this list 

 

29-Constantinople Istanbul Red Wolves 

I think the red circle adds a lot to the logo and it's a fine addition everything in this logo is good and well justified but the design of the wolf itself is the only thing that justifies this 29th place 

 

28-Oslo Storm

Well this doesn't look like a storm to me XD. The logo is actually very nice.

 

27-Las Vegas Aces

Nice looking logo, I don't really have anything to say about this logo sorry everyone. Vegas is casino that's honestly all I have to say.

 

26-Philadelphia Reapers

this logo I honestly love it a lot but there is a severe lack of outline other than that well I don't know what to say except Lemorse top 5 gm in the VHL forum. 

 

25-San Diego Marlins 

Man... it's hard to do very hard it pains me to put my precious marlins there. But it's a logo ranking not a team ranking and while I like this logo a lot for me it belongs at 25th. Jacob also top 5 gm.

 

24-Los Angeles Stars 

A simple logo not too much but it's effective and yeah I love it! But it's a very simple logo so I don't really think I can see myself put them higher than 24th.

 

23-Québec Meutes  Vancouver Wolves 

I would have really liked if the istanbul wolf had that type of design and I think it's very pretty but #GiveQCaTeam #GiveMTLaTeam

 

22-Chicago Phoenix

The font, the outline oh mama that logo is *chief kiss* but the face of the phoenix makes it a 22nd for me 

 

21-Houston Bulls

That crest is good but it's too intense for me lmao. The flames everywhere the agressive bull wow it's a lot. 

 

20-Calgary Wranglers 

Good logo, good team, definitely looks better than the AHL Calgary Wranglers. Don't really have anything else to say about it.

 

19-Mississauga Hounds

Good logo deserved 19th but there's definitely a magic touch but there's something missing to that magic touch

 

18-Warsaw Predators

Looking at the remaining logos the Predators come at 18th the colors don't appeal me a lot but they look really fun to edit.

 

17-Seattle Bears

Well all I have to say about this logo is I don't like the shield behind it otherwise it's a quality logo and I appreciate it a lot.

 

16-Moscow Menace

How did a grumpy grandpa with a crown make it so high in my list ? That's what i'm thinking. I mean the logo isn't bad the the logos before that aren't bad either this logo is actually pure class even if it's a grumpy grandpa with a crown. Weird that it made it there but it's deserved and I love it.

 

15-Riga Reign

So the grumpy grandpa with a crown died and he's now reincarnated as a grumpy Lion with a crown and lions are cool so 15th. I really don't have anything to say about the logo other than that

 

14-Helsinki Titans 

That logo but with Roma colors would've been a perfect Roma Gladiators team but it's Helsinki and the Titans that got it this doesn't really change anything but i didn't have anything to say other than that about the logo, it's cool crest.

 

13-Toronto Legion

Go Habs Go. Seriously, this logo would be better if it was darker tons of blue like the Iron Eagles. Still looking fresh tho. 

 

12-Mexico City Kings

Oh nice red outline cool. Original design and idea. It's the grumpy grandpa with a crown dead before he got reincarnated as a lion. Yesterday I was watching a video about why Mexico city geographic placement was trash and that the city was level above sea was going down every year well I explained it badly but you guys should definitely go check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAL1kYjsVHE

 

11-Geneva Rush

This logo is very simple but I adore it too much it's very hockey very nice. Wow. Also congrats Mexicancow for your gm position.

 

10-Cologne Express 

Ok the train on that logo is powerful and the trees are perfectly placed it's the first entry of the top 10 everyone. The graphic @leandrofg made with it yesterday really made me appreciate this wonderful logo even more and i'm applauding him for that ( and also for being top 5 gm). Also heard they had a pretty competent AGM but that he's a big keyboard warrior.

 

9-Ottawa Lynx

This logo is really cute but it doesn't feel like an hockey logo to me but in terms of logo itself it's very very good looking and it's better than the sens one.

 

8-Malmo Nighthawks

The colors of that logo are powerful and the bird is majestic so is the font and the outline. One thing bugs me tho it's face If it was bigger or on a different angle this logo could easily be 1st.

 

7-Saskatoon Wild

Nice logo all I have to say. This logo is better than Minnesota logo cheers Saskatoon! Saskatoon Wild logo is also MUCH better than the blades one. If the blades we're in the VHL their logo would be last.

 

6-Miami Marauders

YOO A PIRATE SKELETON THAT IS ALSO A ANCHOR. Ok this logo looks funny to me yet epic and badass at the same time. Well deserved spot. Did the grumpy grandpa with a crown die, became a grumpy skeleton with a crown, became grumpy pirate skeleton with a hat THEN became grumpy lion with a crown?

 

5-Prague Phantom

Again, this logo is very badass and nice but it doesn't feel hockey to me it feels video game team logo. But it's very cool. I don't know if I look stupid and that it's the same in english but phantom is close to fantome which means ghost in french. Ghost is fantome right?

 

4-Stockholm Marlins Vikings

Damn, Stockholm drafted a lot of marlins legend right ? I realized that while researching for my next article. The logo itself is good looking with a beautiful blue outline. The server only has the red one that's why I put it. 

 

3-HC Davos Dynamo

While making the list this logo bugged me a lot it was really simple and I didn't like the fact that a logo so simple was going so high but it's beautiful that logo is powerful and so perfect to every degree I love this logo.

 

2-Bratislava Watchmen

I wanna fall asleep on a mountain in the night watching this light house alone seeing the waves around it and the light turn while dreaming and listening to music. That's what I feel looking at this logo and this reminds me of the night I spent doing the same thing but with Brooklyn Heights/Dumbo and that feeling is so strong and nostalgic to me that the Watchmen get a 2nd place a silver medal but a gold medal for my sentimental feelings towards this crest.

 

1-D.C. Dragons

Dragons go Burrrrrrrr. Did I make a powerful citation that came from my heart for Bratislava only to finish it with "Dragons go Burrr" at 1st? Yes I did 

 

 

 

Thanks to everyone that will read this article even if there's only 2 people and that they hate it and disagree with me it's 2 am and well I love my article even if it's far from perfect and a bit of a joke I love it and i'm proud of it and all it's imperfection and weird parts cause they remind me of me, this article is me. ( wasn't gonna end this on a Dragons go Burrrrr)

 

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(credits to @sadiefor this graphic)

 

 

 

[jacobcarson877 2,563]

I can not believe I have a DC Dragons logo lover on my team, Prague FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY, otherwise kinda agree.

(love the TPE earned for this controversial piece though)

[FrostBeard 2,061]

Bratislava shows the way @vincentlg2007 - great stuff, keep up the good work!

[Pifferfish 597]

Philly criminally low, Malmo criminally high, Stockholm just a bit high, Mississauga too high, Halifax criminally high

[Beketov 9,103]

This has reminded me that I really need to update the emotes.

[leandrofg 1,180]

17 hours ago, vincentlg2007 said:

10-Cologne Express 

Ok the train on that logo is powerful and the trees are perfectly placed it's the first entry of the top 10 everyone. The graphic @leandrofg made with it yesterday really made me appreciate this wonderful logo even more and i'm applauding him for that ( and also for being top 5 gm). Also heard they had a pretty competent AGM but that he's a big keyboard warrior.

 

17 hours ago, vincentlg2007 said:

2-Bratislava Watchmen

I wanna fall asleep on a mountain in the night watching this light house alone seeing the waves around it and the light turn while dreaming and listening to music. That's what I feel looking at this logo and this reminds me of the night I spent doing the same thing but with Brooklyn Heights/Dumbo and that feeling is so strong and nostalgic to me that the Watchmen get a 2nd place a silver medal but a gold medal for my sentimental feelings towards this crest.

 

@FrostBeard, do you still need a new AGM? Might have one name in mind who could be available

[Uncommon 93]

I would like to have seen San Diego a little higher on the list but that's fine. Your top three picks are all pretty sharp so I'll have to give you that. Miami & Moscow are my two personal favorites. It's a well written article and it's also very entertaining. I would like to see other members follow suit and post their own rankings. Nice one, Vincent.

[vincentlg2007 498]

claim week 2 

[Phil 5,129]

On 11/13/2022 at 2:27 AM, jacobcarson877 said:

, Prague FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY, otherwise kinda agree.
 

 

 

Do people even remember where the bolded text came from anymore? 

 

I can do a drunkcast on it. I'll get  FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY on it for sure but still would be great content. 

[jacobcarson877 2,563]

27 minutes ago, Phil said:

Do people even remember where the bolded text came from anymore? 

fun fact: whatever events led up to this phrase were actually before my time and I've only managed to piece together the joke bit by bit over the years

so I think a true veteran explaining it would be incredible.

[Beketov 9,103]

30 minutes ago, jacobcarson877 said:

fun fact: whatever events led up to this phrase were actually before my time and I've only managed to piece together the joke bit by bit over the years

so I think a true veteran explaining it would be incredible.

Honestly most of the filters just come from staff getting annoyed at people saying the same things over and over so we filter it into something comical. I assume that’s the same for the circus monkey.

[Enorama 2,039]

On 11/13/2022 at 1:22 AM, vincentlg2007 said:

1-D.C. Dragons

Dragons go Burrrrrrrr. Did I make a powerful citation that came from my heart for Bratislava only to finish it with "Dragons go Burrr" at 1st? Yes I did 

 

based.

[vincentlg2007 498]

Final week TPE

[Tetricide 696]

On 11/13/2022 at 10:36 AM, Beketov said:

This has reminded me that I really need to update the emotes.

Would be cool to have the JST teams in there as well.

[vincentlg2007 498]

On 11/13/2022 at 2:22 AM, vincentlg2007 said:

 

1-D.C. Dragons

@FrostBeard I suppose it was meant to be 

[FrostBeard 2,061]

7 hours ago, vincentlg2007 said:

@FrostBeard I suppose it was meant to be 

There always is a reason..