Phil 5,113 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) The biggest new in the VHL last week was not that Munk has sent three deaths threats to each Commissioner, nor the fact that Encarnation has still to register one fight this season, but rather the debacle over the Seattle GM situation. Rumours that the Commissioners were going to be removing Bushito from his position as Seattle GM sent shockwaves of fury through the Seattle Bears organization and everyone affiliated, resulting in players threatening to leave, retire, or kill the Commissioners: ill kil dose commies fuk u jrdy The rumours were spurred on due to the disappearance of Bushito just before the end of the off-season. It has been confirmed that his real life is responsible. The Commissioners issued a statement this past Thursday stating that this was unacceptable. We at the VHL Headquarters feel that it is unacceptable to let real life get in the way of the role of a General Manager in the best Simulation League in the World and those that cannot live up to these simple standards shall be cast out by the power vested in me and my fellow Commissioners. There can be no excuse great enough to not be online for 3 straight days. This put into question the whole purpose of an Assistant GM. Not every team has one, but Seattle has had one for a full Season now and if Assistants cannot fill in when the GM is not available then what are they? Puppets? Muppets? Kermit the Swedish Chef? You decide VHL, because this reporter is out of ideas. Edited February 27, 2015 by Phil Da Trifecta and Mr. Grumpy Bear 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,595 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 munk 4 commish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 lol phil cmon d00d Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 nor the fact that Encarnation has still to register one fight this season, It's a conspiracy to stop me from becoming the 5-time PIM king, those fuckfaces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,595 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Blue team has come to an agreement, we have hired Scott Boulet as the new GM. Signed, Munk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted February 27, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted February 27, 2015 The VHL legal department will be in contact regarding the legitimacy of that quote Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 The VHL legal department will be in contact regarding the legitimacy of that quote The legitimacy is real though as spoken from the mouth of Don Draper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Tf i didn't issue any threats i only carry them out Kendrick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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