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Matt Bentley Finishes 2nd in Assists Cries Himself to Sleep


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Matt Bentley gets cross checked from behind as the clock ticks down to 0 in his final regular season game. He looks up at the score sheet and realizes that he is still behind Thomassen in assists. Sure he may be a lock for another Labate trophy but that's not good enough for a guy who thinks of himself as a Bobby Orr and Conner Low hybrid. Matt Bentley could be seen a local bar in drinking away the pain of yet another unfulfilled regular season of individual trophies. He heads home to his studio apartment in Manhattan where he would cry himself to sleep. Once the pain of yet another individual defeat passed he decided to order a pizza and eat away his pain. Unfortunately the tears began to build up and he drowned his pizza. At this point we start to feel bad for Bentley as he's a man who's driven for success but then we remember what an egotistical selfish prick he is. So never mind fuck him. "Yeah fuck that guy" a faint voice yells in the background of this article as I  type this.  Now Bentley will looks to the playoffs where New York will try and win back to back cups, but that won't matter to Bentley as cups are a team trophy and he doesn't give a fuck about his teammates, prick. 

 

For the VHL this is Viet Trieu the brave zombie slayer. 

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