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Kowalski Making Use of Empty Locker Rooms

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RIGA - Throughout the conscious parts of the career of Jack Kowalski, he's had many challenges and obstacles to overcome. Changing the culture of a franchise, returning toughness to the VHL, whipping rookies into shape... those are to be expected. However, after his arrival through a trade, Kowalski has encountered an entirely new and unexpected problem: a quiet locker room.

 

"It's... odd," said Kowalski, his voice echoing through the empty halls of Riga's locker room. "It's a far cry from what I'm used to, that's for sure."

 

Far from resembling a locker room, Rigging Central now houses all the various activities that occupy Jack's time between team activities. From empty cases of Angry Orchard to historical novels, firearms to Seinfeld season DVDs, it's become pretty apparent that Kowalski has enough time on his hands to come up with even more bizarre ways to pass the time.

 

"I've already devised numerous ways to force the VHL to adopt the goalie sack as an official statistic," continued Kowalski. "The fact that it isn't already just boggles the mind."

 

Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, the worldwide leader of all things Pikachu Jones. He enjoys sugar cubes, a quality beer and people-watching at gun shows.

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