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Why Your Team Will Be a Dumpster Fire: New York American Edition


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One of my favorite sports writers, Jimmy Kempski, always writes about why each team in NFC East will be a dumpster fire, half jokingly but half finding the flaws of each team. Me Being inspired by that, I shall write about why teams shall be a dumpster fire this season, starting with New York.

 

1) Your Team Wastes it's TPE On Discipline

 

Does Devise think he is a jedi knight or something? He only has 455 tpe so he has plenty of stuff to fill out, yet he used 50 of that 455 tpe to get to 80 discipline. Is having 35 less penalty minutes in a season really worth putting that tpe into actually useful areas.

 

2) Von Braxton

 

He only has 279 tpe, so I guess that question is how much can he earn this season. Let's say he earns 100 until playoff time, 379 still probably isn't enough to get the job done against the WinGods or the Seattle goalie guy I think it's jardy or something

 

3) Your Team Has to Many Players with Too Hard to Spell Last Names

 

Avgeny sneezemov, Kerkko Hymen, and Atticus Long Name. The Sim Gods will not be pleased with these long and hard to spell names. 

 

3 minutes ago, JardyB10 said:

Why do you keep posting these in this section? :angry:

because they are xm radios and I refuse to adapt to whatever dumb system is put in place to call them something different

27 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said:

because they are xm radios and I refuse to adapt to whatever dumb system is put in place to call them something different

XM Radio implies sound. VHL.com implies a written article for a website that doesn't exist.

 

And I don't believe the articles have ever been called XM Radio. Fan 590s? Yes. That was probably nixed because it also implies a radio station. But even before you were even born, they've been some form of VHL.com articles, and some form of "radio" podcasts. So I don't know where your logic is coming from. #banned

Just now, JardyB10 said:

XM Radio implies sound. VHL.com implies a written article for a website that doesn't exist.

 

And I don't believe the articles have ever been called XM Radio. Fan 590s? Yes. That was probably nixed because it also implies a radio station. But even before you were even born, they've been some form of VHL.com articles, and some form of "radio" podcasts. So I don't know where your logic is coming from. #banned

I used to ctrl f xm radio, now i ctrl f radio cause the xm was taken out

1 minute ago, eaglesfan036 said:

I used to ctrl f xm radio, now i ctrl f radio cause the xm was taken out

Well your original methods are trash and you should be CTRL-Fing VHL.com like a good lad.

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