BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) First off I would like to point out I do not watch “The Walking Dead” I think it’s stupid and just bad TV. BUT! Having said that, I need a new story to tell other than “Life In Times” So I will be switching it up this one week and that the next. This is the Zombie Apocalypse VHL style. INT-LAS VEGAS VILLA-MORNING Sir William Covington is laying in his bed passed out from one of his epic parties. In runs Vincent Adultman @Nobody who begins to start to wake up William. William does not even move. Vincent looks down at William then rushes to the washroom to grab a glass of water. Vincent comes back and splashes William in the face with it. William doesn’t even flinch from the splash of water. Vincent grows concerned and begins to look around the room for something. INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick is watching Big Fat Greek Wedding in an empty movie theatre as he cries at the wedding scene and eats popcorn. INT-LEAGUE OFFICES-MORNING @Draper and @Higgins are sitting back with their legs up on the table with no care in the world Draper Yo Higgins looks around the room then back at Draper Higgins Me? Draper looks around Draper Yeah who else? Higgins shrugs Higgins Thought @Victor would be here he usually just interrupts us randomly Draper Not to… Victor runs into the room out of breath as his drinks from a big bottle of rum Victor I have ideas Draper What kind? Victor Ones that will help the league Higgins Interesting Victor Indeed! They are very interesting Draper Interesting Vic my boy, what kind of interesting things are we talking about here? Victor Interesting things that you two would be interested in Draper Interesting! Sit down and let’s talk Victor grabs the nearest seat to him and prepares to speak but Draper stops him and taps the table Draper You know the rules bud, feet up on the table at all times. We may run a league but we are relaxed while we do it Higgins Agreed Draper looks at Higgins Draper You didn’t need to agree there, it’s just how we do it so it’s gonna be how it’s done Higgins Agreed Draper Stop Victor shrugs and puts his feet up on the table as he takes another chug from the rum bottle. EXT-SOMEWHERE IN FINLAND-DAY Meanwhile somewhere in Finland Ahma is still looking for his lizard INT-LAS VEGAS VILLA-MORNING Vincent comes back into the room with a knife and goes towards William. As he holds the knife in both hands, Vincent holds it right above the head of William. Just as he is about to sink it into William’s head William opens his eyes and looks right up at Vincent William What exactly do you think you are doing? Vincent I thought you were dead William So you want to stab me in my head? Stabbing a dead person seems like overkill... pun intended. Vincent Not if you are undead William Undead? What you talkin’ bout Willis? INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick leaves the theatre after the movie ends as he is wiping away the tears from his face. As he exits the theatre six he spots popcorn, bags, shoes and other personal items strewn all over the floor. Kendrick finds it odd but shrugs it off. As he walks towards the exit of the cinema he looks into other theatres to see them all empty but movies still playing. INT-LEAGUE OFFICES-MORNING Higgins So your idea is to screw over all teams but one. Victor Not any team but the shittiest of the shitty. Stockholm. They suck and you know it. We need to rig it so they win Draper sits there thinking a moment as he rubs his chin like he is in deep thought. Draper You know this chin rubbing thing doesn’t help with thinking. But it sure does feel good Higgins and Victor sit back and rub their chins for a few moments Higgins You’re right Victor Yeah… All I can do is think about alcohol Draper You always think about alcohol Higgins Because he’s an alcoholic Draper snaps at Higgins Draper You can’t call an alcoholic an alcoholic it may depress them Higgins No that’s for a recovering alcoholic. You cannot bring up the sauce and bring any near them because they may jump off the wagon. But with Vic here we will never have to worry about that, because he most def is on the sauce Victor finishes taking a swig from the bottle of Rum Victor Very True EXT-SOMEWHERE IN FINLAND-DAY Meanwhile somewhere in Finland Ahma is still looking for his lizard. Along the way Ahma sees a steaming bowl of porridge and a bottle of vodka. As he reaches down for them he gets caught in a net and a voice can be heard saying “I got one” INT-LAS VEGAS VILLA-MORNING William is now sitting on the couch with a crown on his head, he leans down to the glass table and does two lines of cocaine before raising his head up to look at Vincent William Zombies? In Vegas? Vincent No it’s wide spread. They say it’s airborne. Spreading really quickly. If you aren’t a zombie yet then you are immune to the airborne virus. But a Zombie can sit kill you William A zombie? Vincent Yes! Why is that so hard to understand? William A zombie in Las Vegas? Vincent You aren’t getting it William Are you sure it’s not just some drunk fuck high on bath salts? Vincent If it was one person maybe, but it’s all over the world Vincent reaches for the TV remote and turns on the TV to LIVE BREAKING NEWS! ZOMBIE OUTBREAK William Nice joke Vincent It’s not a joke William Uh huh and I’m not the King of England Vincent You’re not William points at his crown William What’s this? Vincent A crown… I do not see why this is relevant William You say I am not the king but I somehow got a crown Vincent You stole it from Burger King William You just Jelly that you don’t have one Vincent I really am not, you’re probably a wanted man. If there wouldn’t be a Zombie outbreak the Police would be here William And I would offer them coke Vincent sighs Vincent Okay… we are getting off topic William Which is? Vincent ZOMBIES!!! William’s cell phone begins to ring, he looks down to see it’s Vladimir Putin. He quickly answers the phone William Putin my boy! What is up? INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick nears the concession area when he hears a loud bang. As he cautiously nears the corner he slowly peeps his head around it to see even a bigger mess all over the floor. He then looks toward where sounds can be heard. He sees a figure standing at the other end of the big area. He thinks for a moment before stepping out from behind the wall Kendrick Hey! The figure quickly looks over at Kendrick INT-LEAGUE OFFICES-MORNING As the three still sit there thinking over things in runs @JardyB10. Jardy is holding a very sharp pencil in one hand and what appears to be a dildo that has be sharpened. Jardy Guys we have to leave Higgins looks at Jardy oddly Higgins Yeah… no shit. Why are you holding a sharp dildo?... Actually don’t answer that, I don’t want to know Jardy It’s for protection Higgins Against what? Lesbian Vampires? Jardy laughs Jardy No, because they would just eat pussy to get the blood they need. This is for Jardy looks around cautiously Jardy Zombies Higgins, Draper and Victor burst out laughing INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is hanging from the ceiling in the net as he eat porridge and clutches the bottle of vodka. A man walks out of the darkness and approaches Ahma Man Enjoy it because that will be the last porridge you ever eat Ahma stops eating and looks up at the man Ahma Last ever? Why? Man You mean you don’t know? Ahma Know what? I’ve been looking for my lizard Liz for almost two months. Man So you been in the woods that long? Ahma Yeah Man Wow, do I ever have a story to tell you. But first! The man reaches for the bottle that Ahma has. Ahma snaps at the man and hisses at him Ahma Mine! My precious! Man NO! It’s mine. Who takes another man’s drink and Porridge? Ahma I thought someone just forgot it Man Who would waste perfectly good Vodka and Porridge? Ahma An idiot that’s who Man You calling me an idiot? INT-LAS VEGAS VILLA-MORNING William stands up as he finishes the phone call William I’ll see there in two hours. Fire it up and have it ready William hangs up his cellphone and looks at Vincent William Why in the fuck did you not tell me Zombies are running around outside? Vincent Um… I did! William I thought you were kidding Vincent points at the TV Vincent What part of that looks like a joke? William looks at the TV and shrugs William I don’t know. But what I do know is that I have Putin and a private jet ready to get us out of here. So let’s fucking go! INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick and the mysterious figure look at each other. The figure begins to slowly make its way towards Kendrick moaning. Kendrick looks on oddly wondering what is going on. The figure begins to groan and stumble as it nears Kendrick. Just as the figure nears a light so Kendrick can see its face the power grid fails and the power goes out. Kendrick Stop right there bud. I want no trouble The figure continues to walk towards him INT-LEAGUE OFFICES-MORNING Draper, Higgins and Victor are sitting back and watching a prepared video package by Jardy complete with episode one of “Zombiecast” and episode one of “Drivecast Zombie edition” Draper Fuck that’s messed up Jardy Yeah so we need to leave like… an hour ago Higgins Why didn’t we? Jardy I didn’t do all that work and not get recognition for it Higgins It was pretty good and very informative Victor finishes his rum bottle Victor I agree Victor burps Victor But I am not leaving without another bottle of Rum Draper pulls out a set of keys Draper Already have that covered. We will just dip into the leagues “in case of emergency” stockpile of booze Victor No wonder you run shit Higgins What about me? Victor You? I don’t know why you are around Higgins Harsh Jardy slams his fist down on the table Jardy Guys! Focus! We need to arm ourselves and get the fuck out of dodge Higgins Got a car? Jardy Once the power grid fails like it has in most parts of the world there will be no gas and no gas means no car. Luckily I had a horse drawn carriage at the farm. So I hooked up four Llamas and it’s ready to go. Nothing beats Llama power! Higgins Okay I’m sold! Draper You’re sold? Are you fucked? IT’S LLAMA’S!!!!! We will be dead as soon as we enter that shit! Higgins You fail to remember Jardy has experience with Llama’s. Remember Llama Drama? Jardy has a flashback Draper Oh yeah… Okay let’s go The three look at Jardy who is still in his flashback Jardy The horror… THE HORROR!!!! Jardy snaps out of it and looks at the guys Jardy What are you guys doing standing around? Let’s go! INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma Wow! Now that’s a story Man Now to the question of the hour Ahma Hour? It really took that long to tell? Man It was a detailed story Ahma It was, it kept me on the edge of my seat... I mean net Man So are you with us or will we have to get rid of you? As Ahma thinks about his decision another man is seen in the background by a fire eating what appears to be a lizard INT-LAS VEGAS HOTEL-MORNING William and Vincent leave the hotel room cautiously. As they cautiously walk down the hall they find a boy with a cowboy hat holding a gun. As they near the boy the boy looks shocked and scared at them Vincent Hey little dude you okay? The boy does not say anything Vincent Give me the gun A man walks out a room holding a baby. Man Do not take that gun from him. He just had to kill his mom who died after giving birth Vincent spins around to look at the man Vincent You are the father I assume? Man That would be me Vincent Well if you guys want you can come with us. We have a plane William Shut up! Vincent turns to William and whispers Vincent Why? William Because I don’t like to share! Vincent We have to help him he has two kids William If we help him then we will have to help every Dick and Jane out there and I will not do that. I look out for myself Man You do know we can hear you right? William sighs William Welcome to the team The man sticks out his hand that Vincent gladly knocks shakes but William knocks away. Man I’m Rick and he is Carl William That’s nice Rick looks at William Rick You’re the king aren’t you? William rolls his eyes William That would be me The episode ends with shots of William’s group taking the elevator to the casino, Jardy and the guys running towards the carriage, Ahma thinking in the net and the figure nearing Kendrick. What will happen next episode? Will William learn to be a team player? Will Ahma join forces or will he die like his lizard? With Llama power get league management out of town safely? And will Kendrick even make it out of the movie theatre alive? Stay tuned fuckers! Edited April 10, 2016 by KingRobbie DollarAndADream, eaglesfan036, JardyB10 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted April 10, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted April 10, 2016 Hahaha this is funny. Quite an accurate transcript about what goes on in the admin forum, but an even more accurate display of Ahma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,598 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 lol this is glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Review: This is great. Sure there were some grammar errors throughout but nothing major. Just keep an eye on it in the future. 10/10 for creativity, as usual. I look forward to reading the next episode of "Deadly Tide." Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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