BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 (edited) INT-LAS VEGAS CASINO-MORNING We look across an eerily quiet casino. Not even employees or even looters are in the place. Poker tables and other gaming tables are overturned with casino chips are strewn all over. The sound of the elevator arriving can be heard. We now see William, Vincent, Rick and Carl who is carrying the baby walk out of the elevator. While everyone is looking for any dangers that may lurk in the now quiet casino William strays away from the group and walks to a roulette table that is still standing. Vincent turns around to make sure everyone is staying together. He sees that William has wondered off Vincent God damn it Rick turns around and looks to make sure Carl is still with him. Rick That guy will just weigh us down, let’s just go to his plane and take it Vincent sighs Vincent I wish it was that easy, but the guy who has the plane will not leave him behind. They are like brothers from different mother Rick Another Vincent looks oddly at Rick Vincent Excuse me? Rick It’s Brothers from another mother Vincent rolls his eyes Vincent No, that’s only if you saying it in the singular not plural Rick What are you a fucking English teacher? Vincent No I play hockey Rick Hockey? You’re fucked Vincent finally spots William who now has found the bar and is grabbing all the booze he can carry. Vincent William! Let’s go! William No! I have to do something INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick watches on as the figure nears him. He begins to look for something that he can use to defend himself if the person is hostile. As the figure gets just a few feet away Kendrick grabs a water bottle from the nearest rack and gets ready to swing. The figure enters a patch of natural light where Kendrick can see that it’s just a man in pain. The man looks at Kendrick then the bottle in his hand Man Were you going to hit me with that? Kendrick looks at the bottle Kendrick This? No… I was uh… thirsty Man Bullshit! I think you wanted to cold cock me with it Kendrick Why would I do that? Man You may think I was one of them Kendrick Them? I was just watching… uh a movie Man Wow Kendrick What? Man I didn’t think anyone went to the movies anymore since people just downloaded movies now. I hope it was something good and not a movie like Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Kendrick What if it was? Man Then I would call you a homo Kendrick shakes off the odd comment Kendrick Ok enough of that shit, tell me what’s going on Man Zombies Kendrick Is that a new movie? Man No! There are actual real zombies out there and people are running scared Kendrick puts two and two together and steps away from the man Kendrick Um… why were you groaning? Did they get you? Man NO! I was hungry and I ate way too much popcorn EXT-LEAGUE OFFICES-MORNING Jardy is leading the group out of the building. The parking lot is full of abandoned cars but a carriage is parked right in front with four Llama’s attached to it. @JardyB10 enthusiastically hops onto the carriage and looks down at Higgins, Draper and Victor Jardy Let’s go guys @Higginsstands there in amazement at what he is seeing Higgins Are we really getting into that? You do know there are cars here we can take Jardy Llama power all the way baby, we will be laughing in a week’s time when all the survivors cars run out of gas @Victorsmashes an empty bottle down on the ground and hops on Victor Going to sleep boys @Draper Where will we sit if you lay down in the back? Victor Voctor go to sleep Victor lays down and goes to sleep INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is now out of the net but is now tied to a rock. A rock that he can easily lift up and get untied. Ahma looks at the fire in front of him almost hypnotized by it. As the man from before walks up to him Man What’s wrong with you? Ahma looks around then back at him Ahma Me? Man Um yes you Ahma I’m Finnish… Man That explains everything Ahma shakes his head Ahma I wasn’t finished. I was going to say that since I am Finnish there is nothing wrong with me. But… well… I haven’t been the same since Liz left Man That’s nice I don’t care about your life story Ahma keeps talking like he doesn’t even notice the guy is speaking Ahma It’s like why did she leave? I gave her a great little setup and she loved it. But I left the door open and she left me alone to my drinking problems. Man That’s not your only problem Ahma keeps talking almost like he is talking to himself Ahma Now I have been living off the land because I need to find Liz or I will lose all purpose in life. I might as well feed myself to the zombies Man You truly are a sad little guy Ahma bursts into tears Ahma LIZ! Where are you girl? Daddy needs you! INT-LAS VEGAS CASINO-MORNING William is standing at a roulette table putting all on Red Twelve with what appears to be all the chips that were inside the casino. He motions Vincent to spin the wheel. Vincent sighs and spins it. The ball lands on Black eleven. William Again Vincent You know you can just take the chips. You can say you nailed it we won’t tell anyone that you didn’t William That would be a lie now wouldn’t it. I need it to hit Red Twelve now spin the god damn wheel Vincent spins the wheel while sighing Rick You know he is like a little kid, you need occupy his mind with something else so he doesn’t just fuck off and do something stupid. Vincent looks at Rick not pleased Vincent Look, I appreciate you trying to help me but William is a bit more complex than your little kid Rick Oh yeah? Watch this Rick gets down on one knee and looks at Carl Rick I couldn’t get my seat belt on in the car Carl Carl Not this again… Rick But then it clicked Carl We don’t have a car dad you gambled it away Rick It clicked Carl, it CLICKED! Rick bursts out laughing Vincent How will that even help me? Rick now crying as he is laughing as he looks at Vincent Rick IT CLICKED! Rick begins to roll around laughing as the ball lands on Black Eleven yet again William GOD DAMN IT! Vincent Just make your bet eleven William glares at Vincent William Would it be Red Twelve? Vincent No William Then shut up and spin INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick and the man are now sitting at a table as they talk. The man is now eating a big at burger as Kendrick is trying to understand what the man is saying Kendrick So the whole world is fucked? Man Yep! As the man speaks he spit food from his mouth. Kendrick wipes food off his face Kendrick I can’t believe I am saying this but its best we stick together Man I agree. You with your survival skills and me with my uh… unique skill set we make an unstoppable team Kendrick sits there annoyed Kendrick Yeah unless you eat popcorn Man What? Kendrick Never mind The guy goes back to basically inhaling his burger as Kendrick mumbles Kendrick What’s your special skill? Eating? Man Its many things, but you need to teach me the survival skill bro Kendrick How do you even know I am good at survival? Man The way you grabbed the bottle at the last second. That was your survival instinct Kendrick More like grabbing the nearest thing INT-LLAMA CARRIAGE-MORNING Higgins and Draper sit on top of a passed out Victor as Jardy who seems to be in his own world as he drives the carriage. Higgins Where are we going? Jardy Somewhere safe Higgins Like? Jardy You’ll see Higgins Will there be a car there? This is a bit stupid Cars are passing them on the road honking at them and yelling at them things like “Idiot’s” “who fucking uses a carriage anymore?” Draper Higgins shut up already. I think we should sit back and assess the situation. We at least we have this. It’s better than walking Jardy See that’s why Draper runs the league and you just show up to keep up the appearance. He thinks outside the box. You think inside the box which sucks in the new reality Higgins Which is? Jardy The Zombie apocalypse of course Higgins Oh because you are so much better suited to survive? You couldn’t even stick around to run the league. All you can do is make those stupid drive casts Jardy That reminds me Jardy pulls out his phone and turns on the camera. Jardy And we’re rolling Higgins Turn that shit off Jardy Hello VHL, how is your zombie apocalypse going? We league minds have gotten away on our three and a half wheel Llama Carriage. Higgins Half wheel? Jardy Yep! One wheel is half the size of the rest Higgins This officially is the worst idea in the history of me knowing you Jardy Nope! Not perma banning Robbie was probably worst Higgins thinks for a second Higgins Fucking Robbie Jardy Yeah I hope the zombies got him Higgins Don’t wish that Jardy Why? It’s Robbie. Are you a Robbie lover? Higgins No because if you think he was bad living imagine how bad he is as a Zombie INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is sobbing now as the man is now trying to calm him down Man Look if Liz is out there you will find her Ahma But what if she isn’t Man Then she isn’t but she would want you to move on and not cry The other man can be heard burping from the lizard he just ate as Ahma wipes away tears from his face Ahma You really think so? Man I know so Ahma How? Are you a lizard expert? Man No, but lizards are fucking stupid and they don’t give a fuck Ahma tries to collect himself then motions towards the rock he is tied to Ahma Can you untie me now? I am ready to move on The man turns around and walks away Man Untie yourself Ahma How? Man Stand up and the rope will fall off INT-CASINO-MORNING William finally wins, Vincent now quickly puts all the chips into a bag and tosses it to William Vincent Let’s go William looks around the casino and it brings a tear to his eye William I will miss casinos, so many good drunken and high moments Vincent LET’S GO! William begins to start walking towards the exit as Rick looks at Carl Rick Hey Carl Carl rolls his eyes Carl Yes dad? Rick Why can’t a nose be twelve inches? Carl sighs Carl Please stop Rick Because then it would be a foot Rick bursts out laughing Carl Make him stop Rick A FOOT CARL A FOOT! EXT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick and the guy exit the theatre and they both look around. Kendrick now realizes that his car is gone. Someone stole it while he was inside the theatre. The only car left in the parking lot is a small little Geo. The guy leads him towards it. Kendrick Fuck that, I am not getting into that sardine can Man Dude don’t talk about Gina like that. I can get six hundred K on a tank with her. Kendrick That’s yours? Man Yep! The man unlocks the car Man Pretty sweet huh? Kendrick I latterly have no words to explain how I am feeling about getting into that Man It’s called Excitement Kendrick Sure let’s go with that The two get into the small little car that is basically packed to the brim with things. Kendrick has to toss things into the back just to sit down properly. As Kendrick looks for the seatbelt he cannot find one Man Don’t have any. I opted to throw them out because in this new world we live in we don’t need them. We’re like doc and Marty. Where we are going we don’t need seat belts Kendrick rolls his eyes Kendrick It’s where we’re going we don’t need roads Man Same shit Kendrick NO! NO ITS NOT! One is a road that you drive on and the other is for safety. Safety that you “opted” to take out of the car to fit what in? Kendrick feels around the car and pulls out an empty beans can Kendrick An empty beans can Man Hey that’s a good year for beans, it was a good vintage year. They were aged beans. Kendrick tosses the can out the window Kendrick That’s what I think about your dumb can Man Well that wasn’t so nice Kendrick Let’s just go Man Say sorry Kendrick I will not! Man Yes you will Kendrick I will not! Man Please? INT-LLAMA CARRIAGE-MORNING Jardy So that’s it for this episode of the drive cast. Here’s hoping that all of you are safe and sound… Just like that song! Actually… I just found the best song to sign off with today guys. Can someone cue that up? I don’t have a deck in the carriage. Which reminds me when we get to where we are going remind me to put one in. It will help break up the monotony of the apocalypse Higgins Stop please stop Jardy Why? Draper Yeah why? Higgins Because no one will listen to it Jardy I think they will Higgins I’m pretty sure they will be too busy trying to not die Jardy That’s a pretty dark thought bud. I would like to think my listeners are smart and they know how to deal with zombies Cars keep passing them as they honk at them Higgins Yeah like you do with this amazing idea Jardy Pretty much INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is looking around the place that they are camped out in looking for something he can make into a weapon Man We need to leave soon. I heard over the radio there infected headed this way Ahma Infected? Is anyone really sure they aren’t just drunk people. It is Finland after all. We are drunk twenty four seven Man I’m drunk right now Ahma Me to Man Good! The best way to survive the apocalypse is drunk Ahma Agreed! EXT-CASINO-MORNING William leads the group to a stretch limo parked out front of the casino. Screams, sirens and gun shots can be heard in the distance. As William looks out at the strip one last time from the front of his beloved casino a tear rolls down his face. Knowing he will probably never be back. Vincent pops his head out of the limo Vincent Let’s go! William One second William calls Putin William We’re on the way. We will be wheels up in half an hour Putin I got hookers William Random, but good Putin Thought you would say that. One thing you need in this zombie world is plenty of pussy to fuck so you don’t go mad William True INT-GEO-MORNING The guy is driving as Kendrick is sitting there annoyed. As they are driving down a road littered with cars on fire and other things they see a man with a dog walking off in the distance Man We have to stop Kendrick looks around Kendrick Where will they sit? Man We will make room Kendrick How? You will toss your shit out the window? Man No… god no you silly goose. We will tie shit to the roof The guy pulls the car over and honks at the guy walking with his dog Man Oh I’m Robert but people call me Robbie Kendrick enters a flashback of all the horrible things that Robbie has done and said to him Kendrick Robbie? As in Robbie Zimmers? Robert No, I have no idea who that is but sounds like a stand-up guy Kendrick He’s not Robert Why would you say that? Kendrick Because he’s not. Let’s just say he is one guy I hope the zombies got first. Robert That’s harsh Kendrick It’s life… I mean reality now Robert I guess INT-LLAMA CARRIAGE-MORNING Jardy Guys we will arrive where we are headed in about three hours so sit back and relax Higgins freaks out Higgins Relax? Relax? How on earth can we relax when we are sitting on a drunk in a carriage that is pulled by fucking Llamas. I liked you before the zombies Jardy but now you are just an idiot Jardy pulls the Carriage over to the side of the road Jardy Get out Higgins What? You want to kick me out right here? Jardy That’s the meaning of “get out” isn’t it. You can mock me all you want but don’t you dare mock the Llamas. They are trying their best to get us away safely and they can hear you making fun of them. You know they have feelings right? Higgins rolls his eyes Higgins Oh so I hurt their feelings? Jardy Yes you did, haven’t you felt they are going slower then they were in the beginning? It’s because of you and your negativity Higgins Maybe it’s because they are animals and they are getting tired Jardy They maybe tired but they wouldn’t want to disappoint me. Who would have thought that Llama power would be this slow? Not me Higgins EVERYONE BUT YOU Jardy points to the side of the road Jardy OUT! AND OUT RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE LLAMA CARRIAGE Higgins gladly gets off Higgins Who’s coming with me? No one stands up to go with him Higgins Damn… that was going to be my Jerry Maguire moment Jardy looks at Higgins stone faced Jardy And you failed Jardy drives the carriage away just as groans and rustling can be heard from the woods next to Higgins. Higgins now sees what appears to be zombies coming towards him so he starts chasing the carriage. Higgins Stop! PLEASE STOP! I’m sorry, I was wrong Llama power is the best. JARDY PLEASE STOP! The episode ends with shots of Ahma grabbing a stick that isn’t even sharp before leaving with the two mysterious men. Kendrick sitting annoyed in the even fuller Geo with the dog licking his face, Higgins chasing the carriage as he is being chased by Zombies and William driving his group to the airport with Rick in the back laughing at another one of his “jokes” What will happen next episode? Someone will die but who? Will it be Higgins because Jardy left him for dead? Or will they reconcile before it’s too late. Will it be Kendrick and his little band of idiots in their little clown car? Or will it be Ahma at the hands of the Lizard eating mysterious men? Edited April 18, 2016 by KingRobbie Will, jack and JardyB10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,837 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Dammit, you got me with the llamas . Except I would almost certainly have the decency to use horses. Or any other animal for that matter. Llamas are for food. Or maybe senseless murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, JardyB10 said: Dammit, you got me with the llamas . Except I would almost certainly have the decency to use horses. Or any other animal for that matter. Llamas are for food. Or maybe senseless murder. Be it Llama's or horses you won't go far on 3 and a half wheels. But hey you got the first ban of the apocalypse Edited April 18, 2016 by KingRobbie JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Review: I have no idea where you come up with all this stuff. Some grammar errors throughout like when they were getting yelled at in the carriage, it should be "Idiots" not "Idiot's" Will there be an episode 3? I will be patiently waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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