[S50] VHLSC Player Poll

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It's been a while since we've had the pleasure of giving you a league wide player poll! However, it is our great honour to give you the results to the recent survey we had set up and let you in on the winners and/or losers of each category (depending on how you put it). We had some very common survey questions that we did last time and some new ones that snuck into the survey. After getting responses from various different members league wide, we finally have the results and just in time for the young stages of the 50th season in VHL history! Without any more stalling, here are the results!

 

Biggest VHL Agitator (in the sim)

EDWIN REENCARNACION

Edwin takes home the award for best agitator in the game. His size probably got him the nod here over other players, but he might be feared in the crease the most. #GoalieSacks

 

Also receiving votes: Simon Valmount, Lord Karnage, Stabby McFulloschmidt, Bronson Faux & the Seattle Bears roster.

 

 

Biggest VHL Agitator (on the board)

Da Trifecta

Da Trifecta wins this award award but a few voters did specifically say they voted for him because he did it the most, not because he did it the best. It's a fair point as doing it the most doesn't make you good at it by any means.

 

Also receiving votes: Higgins & RobbieZ

 

 

The Next Big Thing (in the sim)

BOGDAN PODAROK

Borden took home this award, but it was very close as two other players were within one vote of him. He certainly has a bright future with the Seattle Bears (if they choose to keep him there long-term).

 

Also receiving votes: Titan Kronos, Tyson Kohler, Artom Zhumbayev, Black Velvet, LeAndre St. Pierre & Alexei Koponen

 

The Washed Up Veteran (in the sim)

LORD KARNAGE

 

Karnage has seen his time in the limelight and the voters agree that he is a little over the hill. Over the course of the survey period, he has since retired. Probably a good thing for his knees.

 

Also receiving votes: Sandro Clegane, Wolfgang Strauss, Bronson Faux, Hans Wingate, Freedom McJustice, Jon Panik, Pablo Escobar, Maxime Perron

 

Biggest Pussy (Mike Ribeiro Award)

TOM LINCOLN & KAI ROBERTS

 

Well these two take home the award for Biggest Pussy. The award is for the softest piece of butter found skating out there on the ice surface. This award had many people gunning for it!

 

Also receiving votes: Alexei Koponen, Travis Gownecky, Freedom McJustice, Lord Karnage, Max Molholt, E'Twaun Delicious

 

Cheapest Player (in the sim)

EDWIN REENCARNACION

 

Apparently the VHL world thinks very low of Edwin, as this is his second award on the night. This might just mean they think he gets away with shit he shouldn't in every game they play against him, or it could mean the same as his first award.

 

Also receiving votes: Lord Karnage, Phil Hamilton, Max Molholt, William Covington III, Bronson Faux & Souryuu Kaminogi

 

 

Brains like Mush (in the sim)

SANDRO CLEGANE & SIMON VALMOUNT

 

One is a goalie and may have taken too many hits to the head and the other is a player who may have taken too many hits in general. Either that or their peers find them stupid as fuck.

 

Also receiving votes: Lord Karnage, Jace Hines, Kai Roberts, Tom Lincoln, Vincent Adultman, Max Molholt & Benjamin Zeptenbergs

 

 

Worst Dressed Player

A TIE (Between 11 different players!)

 

I guess there are a lot of poorly dressed players in the VHL. Good news is that they all suck together and there is a Moore's down the street from all the arenas.

 

Most Feared VHL Player

MAX MOLHOLT

 

Well he has won two Continental Cup championships back-to-back and has been an offensive powerhouse for his Toronto Legion for the past several years. If those aren't the reasons than only Goaltenders must have taken this survey.

 

Also receiving votes: Lord Karnage, Freedom McJustice, Pablo Escobar, Phil Hamilton & Hans Wingate

 

GM with No Clue (What he is doing)

JACK (JACKIM)

 

Well this is rather fittings considering he just stepped down. We aren't sure he really qualifies as not knowing what he is doing, but more so does he know he is the GM in the first place? Jack stepped down and has now been replaced.

 

Also receiving votes: gooningitup, Banackock, Toast, brovy & ATW

 

 

Best Predictor (#SethKnew)

STZ, VICTOR & COWBOYINAMERICA

 

This is probably the result people were looking for the most because it means they could copy these people and get TPE. So here you go folks, think of this as the VHLSC cheatsheet award.

 

Also receiving votes: sterling, eaglesfan036, Green, Phil & Higgins

 

 

The Next Bushito

BANACKOCK

 

We should tell you several people had no clue what this award meant (DT and Kendrick got votes for it and they aren't even GM's). This award is for the GM who will go inactive during their tenure. Jack seemed to rush the ball on it but most thought Banackock would go first.

 

Also receiving votes: gooningitup, Kendrick, Da Trifecta, Jack & Ahman

 

 

Most Likely to Retire Early

KAI ROBERTS

 

No one saw this one coming! Just kidding, I think everyone knew this was coming. Hard to really compete when it is almost expected this happens within the three-four year window of creation. We'll see if it checks out through time.

 

Also receiving votes: John Sleeman, AK47 & Ted Doughty

 

 

Most Likely to Outstay Their Career Welcome

9 WAY TIE

 

Phil Hamilton, William Covington III, Jorma Ruutu, Jeff Hamilton, Kai Roberts, LeAndre St. Pierre, Pietro Maximoff, Hans Wingate & Bronson Faux make the award a true thing! Apparently several players won't know when to hang up the skates.

 

Best Hair

TOM LINCOLN, PHIL HAMILTON & LORD KARNAGE

 

These three apparently have the best flow in the game. If you have quality head lettuce game, you may or may not have better on ice game. Make it count under the helmet folks, don't spare any any brushes presence.

 

Also receiving votes: LeAndre St. Pierre, Tyson Kohler, Noah!, Jorma Ruutu and Biggu Kyanon

 

 

Worst Trashtalker

DA TRIFECTA

 

It doesn't look like he is praised by his peers in this survey's edition. People say if you can't trash talk, you probably shouldn't talk at all. The results say whatever he says isn't working to throw anyone off their game.

 

Also receiving votes: Molholt, Boubabi, Victor, brovy, ATW & RobbieZ

 

 

Brightest Future (Team)

COLOGNE & RIGA

 

Cologne and Riga are both enemies and they are both looking pretty good for the future; at least from what the survey results have said. Looks good in the European Conference with these two teams on the up and up!

 

Also receiving votes: Quebec City, Toronto, Calgary, New York and Seattle

[Banackock 8,107]

I'm honored to get "The Next Bushito Award". I've been around quite sometime, spent 5 seasons as a VHLM coach (long tenure for VHLM recently) and have no plans on going anywhere. 

 

Again, thanks for the hardware  

[Higgins 3,618]

Just when I had forgotten about this it finally gets revealed.

 

What an honour for me to stand beside Da Trifecta and Robbie 

 

 

[Will 4,662]

what morons voted aleksi koponen top pussy. top fighter S48, bitches 

[Kendrick 4,741]

I don't think many of the voters were sober while voting, they voted in DT and I as the Bushito award when we are not GM's haha

[hedgehog337 3,483]

6 hours ago, VHLSC said:

Brains like Mush (in the sim)

 

Benjamin Zeptenbergs

 

 

 

fak you