GM 212: Saskatoon vs. Bratislava

[hedgehog337 3,483]

I just came here to make it 100 post. 

[Mr. Hickey 128]

2 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FRIEND @Mr. Hickey BITCH I'LL CUT YOU!

 

As a side note though, I keep giving my one aforementioned Tinder date hickeys because her skin is brittle and fragile. I don't even have to bite her and she just starts reddening up, it's frustrating. Especially because she really likes being bit.

Thanks baby

[Jericho 917]

3 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FRIEND @Mr. Hickey BITCH I'LL CUT YOU!

 

As a side note though, I keep giving my one aforementioned Tinder date hickeys because her skin is brittle and fragile. I don't even have to bite her and she just starts reddening up, it's frustrating. Especially because she really likes being bit.

 

Bite her below the neckline my friend.

 

Mine's the same way, and she's pale AF so we have the same issue. Just need to put them in strategic locations.

[JardyB10 4,868]

3 hours ago, Jericho said:

 

Bite her below the neckline my friend.

 

Mine's the same way, and she's pale AF so we have the same issue. Just need to put them in strategic locations.

Yeah, that's what she said too, along the collarbone. And yes, she is indeed also pale because she's half ginger.

[jRuutu 2,474]

10 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

omg THIS! People always hating on me because I'm multi-facetedly amazing and I like to make up words.

 

And FWIW, the legend that is @CoachReilly actually requested the creation of the other legend that is SSK Nick Cannon, which I happily obliged because of our common passion for Wildin' Out!

Not easy to be talented and good looking

[jRuutu 2,474]

10 hours ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Yeah, now you're looking not so good with the poked eyes, isn't it? 

True, but you will pay for that. 

[Jericho 917]

5 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

Yeah, that's what she said too, along the collarbone. And yes, she is indeed also pale because she's half ginger.

 

Yeah, that shits the best. Mine has a ginger complexion (except for right now because she tanned for a cosplay she'll be sporting in a week and a half, but that'll fade back to its former alibaster glory soon enough). She isn't ginger, but sometimes does the dyed red hair that I'm so fond of.

[hedgehog337 3,483]

2 hours ago, jRuutu said:

True, but you will pay for that. 

 

When you will retire.

[jRuutu 2,474]

3 hours ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

When you will retire.

I will never retire!

[hedgehog337 3,483]

7 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

I will never retire!

 

Really? Let's see what you're gonna say after 8 seasons.

[FacePuncher 1,343]

28 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Really? Let's see what you're gonna say after 8 seasons.

Liiga gonna sign him tbh

[hedgehog337 3,483]

3 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said:

Liiga gonna sign him tbh

 

Mestis is more believeable. 

[jRuutu 2,474]

41 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Mestis is more believeable. 

Lies, I will go to KHL, then come back to VHL and the go to Liiga.

[hedgehog337 3,483]

3 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

Lies, I will go to KHL

 

More like VHL, if you know about which league I'm talking about.

 

5 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

then stay in VHL

 

FTFY

5 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

and the go to Liiga.

 

Naah, Mestis is your max level.

[jRuutu 2,474]

33 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

More like VHL, if you know about which league I'm talking about.

 

 

FTFY

 

Naah, Mestis is your max level.

You are just mad because I can choose where I go play. I don´t even need to ask, I just show up and teams take me in.

[hedgehog337 3,483]

3 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

You are just mad because I can choose where I go play. I don´t even need to ask, I just show up and teams take me in.

 

Only Dinamo Riga will take you, nobody else even knows you. 

[jRuutu 2,474]

10 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Only Dinamo Riga will take you, nobody else even knows you. 

They don´t have to know me, give me 5 minutes on ice and I can show them some of my magic = guaranteed contract.

[hedgehog337 3,483]

1 minute ago, jRuutu said:

They don´t have to know me, give me 5 minutes on ice and I can show them some of my magic = guaranteed contract.

 

Inb4 some mediocre guy from Metallurg Novokuznetsk is gonna rek you like it's happening here in VHLM. 

[jRuutu 2,474]

36 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Inb4 some mediocre guy from Metallurg Novokuznetsk is gonna rek you like it's happening here in VHLM. 

They fight with respect and leave eyes alone. 

[hedgehog337 3,483]

2 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

They fight with respect and leave eyes alone. 

 

But I didn't say they're gonna fight. They're just will make you a fool in every situation.

[jRuutu 2,474]

1 minute ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

But I didn't say they're gonna fight. They're just will make you a fool in every situation.

That is impossible, with my skating and hockey IQ, only way you can make me look foolish is if you take my eyes out.

[hedgehog337 3,483]

1 minute ago, jRuutu said:

That is impossible, with my skating and hockey IQ, only way you can make me look foolish is if you take my eyes out.

 

57G, 34P, +13 ratio (good only for 8th in team), 82 hits (8th), 39 SB (third). Your skating and hockey IQ must be 60-65, if not less. 

[jRuutu 2,474]

1 minute ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

57G, 34P, +13 ratio (good only for 8th in team), 82 hits (8th), 39 SB (third). Your skating and hockey IQ must be 60-65, if not less. 

Hockey IQ is easily at least 95, skating might be 60ish, but that is only because I have not worked on my skating lately. 

[hedgehog337 3,483]

2 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

Hockey IQ is easily at least 95, skating might be 60ish, but that is only because I have not worked on my skating lately. 

 

Still not enough to beat Bratislava. 

[jRuutu 2,474]

1 minute ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Still not enough to beat Bratislava. 

We shall see when the playoffs come, can your guys even grow a playoff beard? I have been working on mine for some time now.