Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks Opens Up About His Time Away From The VHL

[Tsbagsuph 62]

Guess whos back for a limited time only.  Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks has shown up to the lockerroom for the first time in over half a year (probably… I don’t actually know how long I’ve been gone).  There are a few things I really want to say.  To give the appearance of an objective article, I will refer to my player in the third-person.

Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks is really sorry for abandoning his team.  In fact, Kendrick regularly thinks about the long steaming showers he had with all his athletic teammates while he is lying in bed. Kendrick will sometimes go to his local gym and do nothing but stand in the shower to be surrounded by naked, buff, and sweaty men all day, but he digresses that it is not the same to lathering up his teammates with soap and conditioners.  He longs for those days again, and that is what has inspired Kendrick to return to the VHL.

[Tsbagsuph 62]

Also, what has my player been up to over the last few months?

[gregreg 930]

I think he is in minors doing things 

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

@Kendrick

[Kendrick 4,741]

Conditioner? Too pricey.

[jRuutu 2,464]

6 hours ago, gregreg said:

I think he is in minors doing things 

[STZ 5,360]

3 hours ago, jRuutu said:

 

Well, it took us 12 months, but we got our post of the year..

[eaglesfan036 4,601]

13 hours ago, Tsbagsuph said:

Also, what has my player been up to over the last few months?

Not playing on Calgary