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[Banackock 8,143]

VHL Rumor Mill

 

The Helsinki Titans have been known to be on the market every single season for quite sometime and during this past off-season, they made know mistake in reminding the VHL that they once again were. With a big splash, they claimed half the Seattle roster in a discount bakery high-way steal. BUT, it seems only a short while later they're back in the market. GM @Higgins and right hand man @boubabi were spotted holding hands in the local "Ride or Die for Seniors" store (pretty good name on the go when you think about it deeply). Currently, they're looking to purchase some walkers, canes, drivable scooters and hip screws for the rest of the team.

 

The Toronto Legion have currently been in talks with one of the rebuilding teams and RUMOR HAS IT it involves their first overall for this season. Though, it was speculative and unsure what was coming back to them. One report says, a future first from said team and another one said a bunch of hand lotions made from aloe, plus some anus needle steroids to make your pecs and legs bigger. While not confirmed, little bitch @pennypenny was behind this move as his legs are little toothpicks and snap like celery. 

 

The New York Americans have dipped a little in the standings - which to me, is a little surprising. Seems as though @Spade18 maybe should have went with the best player, Mattias Forsberg, when the trade offers were on the table. Thus, we believe one of their big named players could be on the chopping block soon enough - likely in the off-season. Will it be  Casey Jones @der meister or the big boy himself in Colton Rayne who has both played decently, but not amazingly. Those close with the organization say both stay, but if the offer involves a $20 McDonalds gift card, hair gel and a Disney DVD collection of at least 10 movies, a deal could be possibly made.

 

+2 Smirnov

 

[pennypenny 227]

Mind writing an article that doesn't involve you being an obnoxious prick?

[Spade18 1,308]

49 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Those close with the organization say both stay, but if the offer involves a $20 McDonalds gift card, hair gel and a Disney DVD collection of at least 10 movies, a deal could be possibly made.

 

 

WHO THE FUCK LEAKED THIS

Edited July 2, 2018 by Spade18

[Banackock 8,143]

2 hours ago, pennypenny said:

Mind writing an article that doesn't involve you being an obnoxious prick?

I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

 

Though, scale of 1-10. How much does your butt hurt? 

[Banackock 8,143]

2 hours ago, pennypenny said:

Mind writing an article that doesn't involve you being an obnoxious prick?

But also, you can read up on 99.9% of my articles too. :O