Seth 92 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 In the Bratislava Watchmen locker-room, assistant general manager Seth had one request, that pieces of toast be passed along to all the bitches. The numerous players who have remained active, and determined to help bring the VHLM championship to Bratislava, seemingly deserve this special treat. However, Watchmen general manager Vince Wong has denied the forenamed request. Wong is remaining adamant that no pieces of toast will be handed out until the Watchmen win the VHLM championship. He is incredibly fearful of a jinx, that would cost the team the prize they have been chasing this entire season. The Watchmen players and management were not happy about this ordeal, and have began formulating a mutiny. They are demanding their pieces of toast instantaneously, a team source proclaimed. Who can honestly blame them? Bitches absolutely adore toast, and this team is filled with some kick-ass bitches. Regardless of their future playoff success, this team is destined for a butter, and toast party in the near future. Butter toast for life! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 In the Bratislava Watchmen locker-room, assistant general manager Seth had one request, that pieces of toast be passed along to all the bitches. The numerous players who have remained active, (NO COMMA HERE) and determined to help bring the VHLM championship to Bratislava, seemingly deserve this special treat. Wong is remaining adamant that no pieces of toast will be handed out until the Watchmen win the VHLM championship. He is incredibly fearful of a jinx, (OR HERE) that would cost the team the prize they have been chasing this entire season. The Watchmen players and management were not happy about this ordeal, (THIS ONE'S OPTIONAL SO IT'S NOT NECESSARILY BAD) and have began formulating a mutiny. They are demanding their pieces of toast instantaneously, a team source proclaimed. Who can honestly blame them? Bitches absolutely adore toast, and this team is filled with some kick-ass bitches. Regardless of their future playoff success, this team is destined for a butter, (THIS ONE IS THE WORST.) and toast party in the near future. Butter toast for life! I thought we'd discussed comma issues? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted February 10, 2014 Admin Share Posted February 10, 2014 Jason appears when he scents bad grammar. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth 92 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 I thought we'd discussed comma issues? We did, but do you honestly believe myself or anyone proofreads a fan590? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,745 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The Dynamo gets Kesler to proofread all our articles/Fan590's before posting, so yes. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,150 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) The Dynamo gets Kesler to proofread all our articles/Fan590's before posting, so yes. I give him all my business communications homework Edited February 10, 2014 by Smarch Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 792 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Bitches love toast. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast 887 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I'm going to request a restraining order. AwfulHomesick 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-39873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherifflobo 137 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) He's in love with you, Toast Edited February 10, 2014 by sherifflobo Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/5066-toast-for-all-the-bitches/#findComment-40001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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