Guessing Game 2 even Guessier [1/2]

[BluObieZ 1,125]

First off I want to talk about @tfong he used to be active. Yes used to. What happened? No one knows. Or that even true? The lies of job, gf/wife and so on are too hard to believe. My crack team of Robbie Hunters have tracked down the true reason why he barely Grace's us with his whitty shitty comments. Fong is infact a professional gambler. He spends days at casinos gambling. Only roulette. He stands there with a pad and makes notes. He hops in when the "numbers are lining  up" but they never do. He is in crippling gambling debt which caused him to gamble on anything. I do mean anything. Noodle eating competitions, mice races, breast feeding competitions the list goes on. Speaking on noodles his debt has forced him to sell his "vintage noodle" collection which has driven him into the dark holes on depression. He is regularly is seen crying with @TheLastOlympian07 and batting who cries more. Let's just say he loses everytime.

 

@JardyB10 many moons ago told us about the llama drama. It made us all laugh about this llama that terrorized him. Well I have it on good authority that Jardy made it up. The Llama did not terrorize him or his cows. Infact Jardy is part of the IAOPTHL or the international association of people that hate llamas. They also go by "kill llamas" Jardy on the day in question was dressed up as a llama and terrorized cows... his own cows. Which no one else saw. So no one else thought hey let's get rid of llamas. Jardy may or may not have been in a K-Hole or acid trip when he did this.

 

@Phil claims he has found the love of his life. But has he really? I have it on good Intel that he and recent departed Kendrick (still won't at him for reasons listed in last article) will be starting a league of their own. What kind of league are we talking about? A simulated life league. You earn points which you can make your player better. Which helps them live a better life. A life span is determined on an algorithm on how you spend your points. At this point in time they are the only two users. In Phil's life he is is engaged and has a girl friend. In Kendricks well you can guess that one if you want.

 

@Banackock used to cry himself to sleep every night. Why? Because he could never win a VHL cup. People told him it was just online and held no importance in real life. Banana went as far as to go to a shrink to talk about his issues. The shrink actually believed he was a GM in real life till Bana told him no it was a online league. It was not fair that he cannot win. The shrink laughed him out of the room. Bana won his cup because of me. The shrink till this day laughs at him for caring so much about a online league championship.

Edited August 5, 2018 by BluObieZ

[Banackock 8,146]

Turns out, the shrink was Robbie’s transsexual cousin Bobby. 

[DollarAndADream 3,357]

VLL - Virtual Life League

 

Over there I'm probably an inactive hobo.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

20 hours ago, DollarAndADream said:

VLL - Virtual Life League

 

Over there I'm probably an inactive hobo.

My Robbie Hunters tell me that you are a inactive gay male prostitute. inactive because not enough members to service. The system is flawed 

[BluObieZ 1,125]

20 hours ago, Banackock said:

Turns out, the shrink was Robbie’s transsexual cousin Bobby. 

LOL this post could have been much better. Why on earth would i care about you insulting my cousin? I don't even talk to my biological family. LOL come on bro. 

[Banackock 8,146]

48 minutes ago, BluObieZ said:

LOL this post could have been much better. Why on earth would i care about you insulting my cousin? I don't even talk to my biological family. LOL come on bro. 

5 points for effort though, k?

[BluObieZ 1,125]

2 minutes ago, Banackock said:

5 points for effort though, k?

1 point and you will like it

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

kendrick left the VHL?