I'm Nicely Bringing Nice Back

[BluObieZ 1,125]

So everyone including me thought I would have dropped this whole nice thing 2min after announcing it. I mean seriously Nice and me just don't mix, like fire and gas... no wait they do mix... Fire and wood? GOD DAMN IT! you get what I am trying to get at. Don't make me angry. Wait... who is making me angry? you? no because you didn't make me say that. I made myself say i and here I am getting mad. So Bad Robbie is the one that I should be mad at... Wait a minute. I'M. SO. CONFLICTED! I am Robbie the egomaniac, asshole, rich fucking guy that you all hate. Why am I telling you to be mad at me... NICE ROBBIE!!! FUCK ME! I HAD ENOUGH!

 

As you can see there is a conflict here between good and evil. A battle for control over Robbie Zimmers. Nice Robbie the likable guy who is nice vs Robbie the downright asshole that people love or hate there is no in between. But just how do I/Did I create Nice Robbie? Well lets break it down.

 

1. Every "Robbie" thing I want to say I just post the opposite of. It's nice because it's not what I usually would say and people are amazed that I actually can say those things. I find it humorous and it's a win win situation. For example: If I wanted to say something to @Banackock normal Robbie would say "Bana you fucking suck, in all your history as GM you won one fucking title" but Nice Robbie would say " Bana you swung and missed more times then you hit it out the park. But without swinging you couldn't have hit it that one time" See the difference? Let me give you another example " @TheLastOlympian07 You always piggybacked on my players success, Once SWC3 left you went in the shitter and you know it" Nice Robbie would say "TLO you tried to blaze your own trail. Failed. But you tried, you wanted to prove that you didn't need me. I respect you for the effort"

 

2. Looking at the bright side of things. Let me tell you there is never a bright side to things. No that's not negative because my life in general is bright as fuck. I mean that there is no dark side. But you see saying that is an assholic thing to say because not everyone is financially gifted as I am. So people would be quick to point out that I am being an egomaniac saying that. Which is true. So as Nice Robbie I have to look at the "bright side" that I know does not exist and be like "Hey guys sometimes times are tough and things maybe dark but look for something in life that makes you happy and it will pull you into the light" See now that's some words of fucking wisdom. It's like I am creating a whole new person. Kinda sad that Orion will be my last player. Could really have some fun with this struggle between good and evil.

 

3. Keep myself away from the site even longer then I usually am. This is important for many reasons for my personal sanity because I find 99.99% of the shit here a real bore, but also because if "Nice Robbie" comes around more then bad Robbie then it dilutes Nice Robbie and I will lose interest faster. For example in the Davos LR everyday asshole Robbie would be like " @Tyler do something about this failing ship we were supposed to be the best fucking team and we are third. This is unacceptable" But if I keep posting in there as Nice Robbie then Tyler will think everything is okay. There has to be a nice medium. Posts like this and my MS from last week where both Robbie's can come out and play. It's more fun like that. At least for me. 

 

Well there you have it. A more detailed look inside this new gimmick. One that is changing every time I come on here. I am thinking about debuting a 3rd Robbie in the soon future.  

[Banackock 8,044]

It's official. Robbie has ingested women's steroids one too many times. His tits are pulsating, his emotions are running like the wild mustang and thoughts are that of a floppy salmons. 

 

Well done, Creator. Well done. 

 

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

Muller > SWC3

[Exlaxchronicles 415]

I couldn't even get through the first paragraph....your clearly an attention whore.

Edited August 28, 2018 by Exlaxchronicles

[BluObieZ 1,125]

21 minutes ago, Exlaxchronicles said:

I couldn't even get through the first paragraph....your clearly an attention whore.

You're. 

 

Also you're entitled to your own opinion

[Exlaxchronicles 415]

You're right, I didn't even catch my spelling mistake so thanks.

 

Ah, I just wrote that to to try and get a negative response for your "Piss off Robbie" contest.

I must have hit some nerve because you answered me back, but I didn't get the reply I was hoping for. 

Your definitely a good guy!

[Devise 4,475]

Lol @Banackock women's steroids? You mean estrogen pills?

[Banackock 8,044]

2 minutes ago, Devise said:

Lol @Banackock women's steroids? You mean estrogen pills?

Maybe, man. Haha

 

 

 

[BluObieZ 1,125]

8 minutes ago, Devise said:

Lol @Banackock women's steroids? You mean estrogen pills?

The original comment and now this is very sexist.