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[oilmandan 686]

 

The S63 season was one of growth for the New York Americans. They had traded off many roster players for lottery tickets for the future.

 

With only 6 roster players, including 5 active members and one superstar bot, the wins were few and far between.

 

S64 begins with the inactive member retiring, and 2 lottery picks in the top of the first round.

 

The Americans are looking for players of all positions to join a stellar group of youngsters.

 

Following the recent league wide apparent bias against goalies, the Americans are set in goal, with Ismond Kingfisher and NYA G forming a promising duo.

 

If you're a defenseman, you have the chance to team up with future VHL dictator Joseph McWolf.

 

If you're a forward, you can join a stellar group of scorers in all star Roctrion King, Scott Shawinganen and dud Dan Wilinsky.

 

One of the benefits of joining New York is a 78 page Female Appreciation Thread, created and updated by the legend Boom himself.

 

Join today

 

[BOOM 8,408]

Don't call me a legend... I'm an enigma. 

 

Plus, that thread is a little dusty due to neglect. 

[Beaviss 4,949]

1 minute ago, BOOM™ said:

Don't call me a legend... I'm an enigma. 

 

Plus, that thread is a little STICKY.

 

Fixed

[Peace 1,518]

7 minutes ago, Beaviss said:

 

Fixed

 

Good fix. 

[McWolf 3,111]

Some kind words, thanks @oilmandan

[FamishedBlanket 9]

Call me up and then I will gay sex