Abaddon 37 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 @Quik ACL TEAR IS TRASH. 1 HIT. 1 PUNY HIT AGAINST THE MIGHTY MORPHEUS'S 4. QUADOUBLE THE GODDAMN HITS, TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE AN ACL SPRAIN IN MORPHEUS'S EYES. YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THE TITLE OF "TEAR". TEAR IS RESERVED FOR WHEN MORPHEUS REMOVES TINY MAN SPINES. TINY MAN SPINES TASTE OF SALT. REMINDS MORPHEUS OF ACL TEARS. MORPHEUS IS BEING TOLD BY TINY MAN IN SUIT THAT MORPHEUS'S TEAM LOST AGAINST THE otta... otter... OTAAWHATS. MORPHEUS CARES NOT FOR TINY MAN POINTS MORPHEUS CARES FOR BROKEN BONES FALLING TO THE GROUND. ACL MORPHEUS LAUGHS AT YOUR SMALL, TINY, INSIGNIFICANT BODY. MORPHEUS WILL FOLD IT INTO DELECTABLE BITESIZED PIECES AND CHEW THEM WHILE HE CRUSHES YOUR LITTLE MEN. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT HE HAS A NEW G OF M. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS BUT G OF M DECIDES WHO GETS GREEN PAPER AND GREEN PAPER APPARENTLY GETS WOMEN. MORPHEUS LOVES WOMEN. MORPHEUS ENJOY DESCRUCTIOUSING... MORPHEUS MUST NOT GET DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. COACH REMINDS MORPHEUS OF THIS DAILY. MORPHEUS THREATENS TO EAT COACH'S CHILDREN DAILY. COACH LETS MORPHEUS SMASH STICKS OVER LITTLE MEN HEADS AND DOES NOT YELL AT HIM TOO MUCH. MORPHEUS THINKS THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE CHILD EATING THING THOUGH. xsjack and Matt_O 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nethi99 39 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Jeez, calm down like holy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 896 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 MORPHEUS is too strong Abaddon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renomitsu 932 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 But... but ACL TEAR-rible was right there for you to take Peace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,518 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 39 minutes ago, Renomitsu said: But... but ACL TEAR-rible was right there for you to take I approve of this pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsjack 117 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Abaddon said: MORPHEUS THREATENS TO EAT COACH'S CHILDREN DAILY MORPHEUS is a cannible ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon 37 Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Renomitsu said: But... but ACL TEAR-rible was right there for you to take MORPHEUS isn't the most clever guy, okay? Renomitsu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon 37 Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, xsjack said: MORPHEUS is a cannible ? No, he just eats children and souls with a side of tiny man bones Edited June 9, 2019 by Abaddon xsjack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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