VHLM Playoffs - The Blowout

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

Wow.

 

 

It's been a rough start for the Mexico City Kings, losing their first two games 14-3 to the higher seeded Saskatoon Wild. 

 

Several questions have plagued GM @Nykonax over his rostering decisions over the two-game stretch:

• Why did the Kings start an unnamed accountant in goal?
• Why did star winger Henrik Zoiderberg, the only Kings top-six forward across both games without a negative +/-, play a combined 30 minutes across the two games? (injury concerns are abound!)
• Why did the Kings combine for under 40 shots across both games?
• Where is Waluigi in all of this?

 

The GM released a statement to his players recently, saying, "...let's stop the complaining, and win the next couple games." 

 

Under this apparent ambivalence, Captain Michael Gary Scott (@Motzaburger) held an all-players meeting, calling for his fellow skaters to rally and defending Nykonax, quoted as saying, "It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean."

 

Brave words from a brave man.

 

So what's next for the Kings, going into a 0-2 series against a higher-seeded team with little hope of victory in sight? A few recent quotes from players:

 

Boris the Forest @chillzone - "we got thisssss"

 

Michael Gary Scott @Motzaburger - "We will reverse sweep the saskatoon berries but please dont sweep up the cocaine"

 

Guillame Fontenette @okocha5 - "MEX is popping"

 

Alexander Rodriguiez @Jtv123 - "Ye"

 

Henrik Zoiderberg @HenrikZoiderberg - "yikes dawg"

 

Clearly the team remains positive about the possibilities this series. With a starting goaltender in play, increased scoring from the top-six, and a positive attitude, anything is possible. Don't count out the Mexico City Kings quite yet Saskatoon.

 

We comin'

[chillzone 231]

let's get it brodies