Joe Exotic 32 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Player Information Username: Joe Exotic Player Name: Joe Exotic Recruited From: Reddit Age: 19 Position: LW Height: 76 in. Weight: 210 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Exotic 32 Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 The Tiger King has arrived. solas and Jubis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ricer13 2,592 Posted March 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) @Joe Exotic Welcome to the league Tiger King! I am the AGM of the Yukon Rush and we are looking to add some depth to our contending roster. You would be getting third line minutes but on a team that had a chance to win it all. If you stay active and earn TPE then you could move up the lineup quickly! I’m going to keep it short and simple, if you like what you hear and want to join one of the best locker rooms in the VHLM then quote this offer and type “The Tiger King Accepts” and we will get you onto our roster ASAP! Goodluck! Edited March 28, 2020 by Ricer13 Jubis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,642 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Joe Exotic said: The Tiger King has arrived. It was only a matter of time Joe Exotic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayley 419 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Joe Exotic said: The Tiger King has arrived. How many hours of screen time do you get from prison? Joe Exotic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Exotic 32 Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, Poptart said: How many hours of screen time do you get from prison? I only get about an hour a day so I'm one of the most efficient VHL league members. Ricer13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaximus 1,045 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Welcome to the VHL @Joe Exotic, you cool cat and kitten. You’re a free agent, able to sign with any team. You may receive offers from other teams, so please take your time, consider all offers, and pick the team that’s best for you. I'm the GM of the Philadelphia Reapers and I hate Carol Baskin. She definitely killed her husband and hid him under a septic tank or fed him to tigers or something. That should be all the reason you need to join us. On the hockey side of things we have a great team and are poised to win the cup. Just think about it you could be the star of the league, tiger in one hand, cup in the other. Since we are the Reapers, anyone who joins us receives the power of the reaper, which of course allows you to kill people and take their souls. With that power you could Carol completely undetected. You wouldn't need to pay someone else to do it, that's a joke, I know you were setup. I do have one rule that you must follow. No meth in the locker room. If you want to feed meth to teenagers to get them to worship you, you can do that on your own time. If that sounds good quote this post and accept my offer. Ricer13 and Joe Exotic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Exotic 32 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 hours ago, DMaximus said: Welcome to the VHL @Joe Exotic, you cool cat and kitten. You’re a free agent, able to sign with any team. You may receive offers from other teams, so please take your time, consider all offers, and pick the team that’s best for you. I'm the GM of the Philadelphia Reapers and I hate Carol Baskin. She definitely killed her husband and hid him under a septic tank or fed him to tigers or something. That should be all the reason you need to join us. On the hockey side of things we have a great team and are poised to win the cup. Just think about it you could be the star of the league, tiger in one hand, cup in the other. Since we are the Reapers, anyone who joins us receives the power of the reaper, which of course allows you to kill people and take their souls. With that power you could Carol completely undetected. You wouldn't need to pay someone else to do it, that's a joke, I know you were setup. I do have one rule that you must follow. No meth in the locker room. If you want to feed meth to teenagers to get them to worship you, you can do that on your own time. If that sounds good quote this post and accept my offer. It'll be tough to beat this offer but what kind of minutes can you give me? I know I'm a high profile player who will bring the fans in the building. Just watch the meth heads in the bathrooms. Up security in there. Otherwise, we're golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Exotic 32 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 16 hours ago, DMaximus said: Welcome to the VHL @Joe Exotic, you cool cat and kitten. You’re a free agent, able to sign with any team. You may receive offers from other teams, so please take your time, consider all offers, and pick the team that’s best for you. I'm the GM of the Philadelphia Reapers and I hate Carol Baskin. She definitely killed her husband and hid him under a septic tank or fed him to tigers or something. That should be all the reason you need to join us. On the hockey side of things we have a great team and are poised to win the cup. Just think about it you could be the star of the league, tiger in one hand, cup in the other. Since we are the Reapers, anyone who joins us receives the power of the reaper, which of course allows you to kill people and take their souls. With that power you could Carol completely undetected. You wouldn't need to pay someone else to do it, that's a joke, I know you were setup. I do have one rule that you must follow. No meth in the locker room. If you want to feed meth to teenagers to get them to worship you, you can do that on your own time. If that sounds good quote this post and accept my offer. The Tiger King accepts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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