Bears Den - Restaurant - #3

[Banackock 8,141]

With the new month coming, we're getting the magic and fury ready for the Victory Fighting Championship #2. It was recently released that there's going to likely be only 1 event every single month with the exception to some bonus events that may or may not come in the future. With all the excitement that has happened and the anxiety behind the yet to be released, absolute dynamite cards that are coming up, the CEO of VFC continues to branch out with his investments. A few months ago, the Seattle Bears organization branched out into the restaurant business and have periodically released new menu items to appease to their fans, the customers and the VHL fan base. Currently, the only 2 restaurants were located in Seattle. One being in the arena where the Seattle Bears player and the other is located in a nice portion of the town. The Bears Den has just updated their website with some new information and we're excited to share that with you. 

 

EXPANSION:

The Bears Den has expanded to 2 other locations. The first location was chosen due to it being an incredible hot spot known for parties, drugs, sex and great food (I also recall bath salts and a zombie eating somebodies face). YES, YES. The VHLM's Miami Marauders are getting a Bears Den in their hometown of MIAMI and the Bears organization is offering a 10% discount to all players. The second location is going to be Vancouver. The team just won the championship and have to be fucking hungry. While a few have a hard time admitting SEA has been the better team and/or have done amazing things, the Bears don't shy away from respecting and recognizing real. For the grand opening week, to Celebrate the with the city, we're offering a 20% discount on all the BEAV egg salad sandwiches. 

 

NEW ITEMS:

Due to being extremely busy with the preparation of expansion (Bears Den, not VHL...), we'll only be bring you 2 new items this go around, however, we're very excited for you to try them. With that being said, we won't keep you any longer to announce the orgasmic, mouth watering news.

 

THE TATE-R Gators. @Tate

 

Firstly, sorry for the massive fucking picture but this great news calls for some YUGE things. What you see above is the initial step into making our crispy, tater tot goodness that comes in the shape of alligators - HENCE the name TATE-R GATORS. We hand select each potato from a bag we bought from whatever store we got the potatoes from and put our very own potato skin brush around them to sooth the potatoes inner core while we prep them for the line. Ever got a woody because your tater tots tasted so great? Not yet? Come on down to the Bears Den. They're so fucking good Health Canada has suggested using them instead of the magic blue pill as it has safer effects.

 

THE OG REAPER @BladeMaiden

 

Winter months got you down, cold and blue? Need some flame to heat up the mouth, throat, chest, stomach and ass? Do we ever have news for you. This burger is named after the OG Reaper Blademaiden and we couldn't have combined the two to create a better combo. Each is known for their complete fire that will leave the softest of homies crying for their mommies and they're both made of everything spicy. That bun is made from a mixture that involves Ghost Pepper blend (1.0M on the scoville charts), the sauce is made from our very own california reaper pepper potion and the Meat is the very finest, most rarest reindeer meat on the planet. The vegetables? You'll never guess... they're created in our special veggie science lab where we had each of those individual veggies (onions, tomatoes, lettuce, etc) have sex with naga viper peppers to create absolute fucking fire in every single ounce of every single bite. 

 

Warning: When testing, 3 people out of 100 who tested this burger immediately went to the out house to take a fire dump. Unfortunately, these people also tried lighting a dart while they were dropping off the kids and let's just say some hair got singed. 

 

Edited November 26, 2020 by Banackock

[Blazzer 759]

You sure that burger is legal? 

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

@Banackock I love this, it was an amazing read and I laughed from the beginning to the end. I’m honoured to have such a hot item named for me. @Tate looks like we are going on a three way dinner date with Bana to try our namesakes  Again i loved this so much!!

[Laine 1,361]

I swear I gotta prank someone in the Helsinki LR with that burger.

[Banackock 8,141]

5 hours ago, PatrikLaine said:

I swear I gotta prank someone in the Helsinki LR with that burger.

I dare you to give it to Vikingstad.

 

[Laine 1,361]

5 minutes ago, Banackock said:

I dare you to give it to Vikingstad.

 

Challenge accepted.

[Spaz 297]

8 hours ago, PatrikLaine said:

I swear I gotta prank someone in the Helsinki LR with that burger.

Ahh that's what the burger in my locker is you didn't think I was smart enough to do my research. You're asking for another spanking

Edited November 28, 2020 by Spaz