Miami Sails to Mexico!

[Ricer13 2,648]

      When you play in Miami life is already a vacation. Year round the weather is amazing, the beaches are endless and liquor every where you go. It takes incredible discipline for the players to focus on the season at hand when there is so much temptation all around them. GM Kris Rice has been so impressed with this group that he decided they were deserved of a mid season reward.

 

      When Rice came to Miami to manage the Miami Marauders he was in heaven. He loved the water and would spend all his spare time on the beaches. As he started getting paid for his duties as a GM his first major purchase was a Yacht. Living every day he could out on the water was his dream. It was almost a second office of his where he conducted many talks with fellow GMs when they came to town. So why not take the team on a trip with his Yacht and travel along the Gulf of Mexico.

 

      Practices were shut down for the weekend and the squad loaded onto the yacht and they started their journey along the coast. Over the couple days sailing along the coast the team really let loose. They forgot about hockey and just started bonding. Napoleon Bonaparte @CptSquall and Alexander the Great @Shiny felt right at home. They stood at the head of the ship discussing the voyage as if they were off to conquer their next piece of land. The Phoenix Dawson @Toastand AGM Nathan Perry @tinafrombobsburgersplayed beer bong on the top deck reminiscing over the past season they once played together and plotting ways to reunite in the VHL. Then you have the young guns Trevor Wallace @LilHCorny and Russel Dixon @Rjdixon01 three beers deep passed out under the dining room table. 
 

      They sailed there way all around the Gulf and docked in Cancun. They spent the night on the town conquering all things there were to do in Cancun but that’s a story for another time. The next morning they crawled their asses back to yacht to begin their voyage back home.

 

     The ride back was quiet and peaceful. The team recovered from a weekend of partying and fun. They all talked about the future and what it held for them in the VHL. Would they be able to play together? What happens if they were division rivals? It didn’t matter, they have plenty of hockey left to play this season and the focus is on back on the here and now. 
 

     They made it back to Miami and as everyone was offloading GM Rice noticed they were missing a couple people. After they did a head count they realized they were missing Kuba-Fleury @Kuba-Fleuryand Jere Suominen @Fredoushka8!!! Rice had no reception being out on the water but once he turned his phone on he had 43 missed calls from a random Mexican phone number. 10 voicemails from two gentlemen who could barely speak a lick of English claiming to be stuck in a Mexican jail. Rice though to himself for a minute, shrugged his shoulders and said “Well Atleast we have ClapbombsRUs @ClapbombsRusand newly signed defender Zeedayno Chara @Jubis!”  (Kidding Ofcourse  hehehe)

 

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[hylands 838]

I hope you didn’t drink any of the tap water while you were here!

[tinafrombobsburgers 367]

Super fun read! You did a great job of including everyone; while making it creative and fresh with every passing paragraph. Besides a spelling mistake here or there i would say this is perfect 10/10