Victor

Gtf outta here @WentzKneeFan036 x Big clinching game by @UnkemptCL4PTP good season London, we'll see you around

Truth is I don't even know who you are

Prague isn't fun to trash cuz they have no ambition though

Truth is its 5-3 Moscow at even strength ya buffoon

Ill discipline costing us in game 2.

I don’t have many fun facts this festive season because I don’t have a laptop to access my lovely spreadsheets (which is also why there’s no trivia this week but not to worry, a knight in shining armour will arrive next week) and I will certainly not be updating them on my phone, so….. let’s see how far I can drag out this article on one fun fact I can think of. Every single expansion franchise in VHL history made the playoffs by their 3rd season, except two. One was the Cologne Express who are now defunct, the other is the LA Stars….. If memory serves, Quebec made the playoffs in their 2nd season, so earlier than anyone else, but missed it the following as this was actually due to the extreme disparity in the North American Conference in S32. Quebec is also technically gone via relocation so quite clearly the optimal time to lose your playoff virginity is in your 3rd season exactly. The Moscow Menace did it and look at us now. Best franchise in the league’s entire history. The Malmo Nighthawks, DC Dragons, and Prague Phantoms also did it with less subsequent success but it’s OK, they still have time. And now the Chicago Phoenix, and the other two have done it as well so welcome to the club boys! We are all decently successful expansion teams. The Stars need to sort it out though. More like the LA Black Holes am I right.

I appreciate innovation (unless its suggested by Beav)

Trade splashes are my middle name

Top marks for creativity

Lmao 70 shots let's take this anger into the playoffs

Very nice identical wins.

3 out of 4 points while Davos takes 2 out of 6... marginal gains.

Y'all clicked on the spoiler tag, can't be posting vomiting gifs like you didn't want this.

A Bernard shutout, haven't seen one of those in a long time.

Big win against Prague. Riga, you keep being great.

@DoktorFunk slide into my DMs, I need a Media Spot for next week

The wonderful people I've met irl @chatfan036 @Frank - come back babe My legendary mentor @sterling My legendary mentee @Will My partners in crime @Higgins and @JardyB10 - come back babes My BOG soulmate @flyersfan1453 I'm not gonna do a muff post because if I go into teammates I will inevitably miss someone out and hate myself for it. I love you all equally but I will leave it at that.

I see you but it warms my heart regardless you circus monkey you

Rasputin will continue glaring menacingly from the bench. Riga and Moscow, name a more iconic duo.

Bernard's come through!

Post McPostface

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Oi oi

It's in the 'no one cares' category but technically yeah it was a potential can-of-worms opener.