John Scott

STABBY NO LIKE.
STABBY SAYS ALL THE PLAYERS GO TO SASK.

2 goals 2 Assists 4 points and a win? I'll take it

Don't leave me Stabby Sign with Saskatoon the next few seasons, I'll bring a Championship to Saskatoon!

You will be much needed here

I'VE HAD A GREAT SEASON
VOTE JOHN SCOTT!

I'VE HAD A GREAT SEASON
VOTE JOHN SCOTT!

I'VE HAD A GREAT SEASON
VOTE JOHN SCOTT!

NO IDEA IF YOU STILL HAVE MY RIGHTS
BUT I'M TEARING IT UP IN THE MINORS

Hmm... offering the same? If so Ottawa. I have 119TPE now gained 16 TPE from my last update. Closing the gap to be the best prospect in the draft
 
Is the trade imminent? I would love to have access to this LR after the trade still. I'm a Wild for life

HEY, FUCK YOU GUY, I'M FULL OF JAHLAPENO CHIPS

Nice! beating the old team

INT-BUS-DAY

The Saskatoon Wild bus is driving through the prairies on their way to a game. It’s not even the team bus, its Sir William Covington III’s personal bus.  William sits in the back of the bus in a hot tub lined with women in bikinis. Ahma crawls out of the washroom with a half full (half empty) vodka bottle while Stabby rides him like a horse
 
Stabby
Giddy up
 
Ahma
Get off me
 
Stabby
You lost the bet
 
William stops the two
 
William
Boys! Boys! No need to ride each other there are enough girls here, let them do the riding
 
Ahma
But why would I want them on my back riding me like a horse?
 
William smacks his forehead
 
William
Not that type of riding bud!
 
The bus comes across a small town William observes kids playing hockey in the street. William shouts out to the driver of the bus to stop the bus. He hopes out of the hot tub not even caring to put dry clothes on. He grabs his robe and a hockey stick as he heads outside.
 
EXT-STREETS-DAY

The kids are playing hockey as William runs up and takes the ball and scores on a kid goalie. William runs around yelling
 
William
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
He goes around mocking every kid there telling them that they all suck.
 
Kid 1
He’s on my team
 
Stabby and Ahma get off the bus as Stabby is put on the other team. William easily wins the faceoff and scores from there. He looks up and points at Stabby
 
 
William
You suck, no wonder the team sucks because you can’t do your job
 
Stabby
I’ll show you
 
William
Show me what? That how much you suck?
 
William wins yet another faceoff and runs full head on at Stabby who stands there like a wall. William puts the ball through Stabby’s legs and tries to run through him but Stabby stands his ground and knocks William on his ass. As this is going on the ball enters the net giving William the hat trick. Stabby looks down at him
 
Stabby
Who sucks now?
 
William
Not me, I just scored again
 
A kid comes up to William and tries to jersey him as William is getting up.
 
Kid 2
You suck
 
William tries to fight back but Stabby helps the kid out. The kid’s father comes running out of the house yelling.
 
Father
What in the hell do you think you are doing?
 
William stands up and looks at the man
 
William
He started it
 
Father
He’s seven for god’s sake
 
William
You want to go? You want to tussle?
 
Father
No, but I just did call the police. Drinking in public, beating up a kid should get you in some trouble
 
William
I’m the rightful king of England bud, they can’t touch me
 
Father
More like the rightful king of nothing
 
William
You will learn to respect me and bow to me. I am your king
 
The cops roll up and get out of their car with guns drawn. The father points at the cops
 
Father
No (pointing at William) you’re my bitch
 
INT-INTERROGATION ROOM-DAY
William sits in an interrogation room cuffed to a chair as Detective Emerson enters the room. He slams his hands onto the table as he looks at William

Detective Emerson
What is your problem?
 
William
What’s yours?
 
Detective Emerson
What?
 
William
Hard of hearing? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I am the rightful king of England, thus making me your king and you arrest me? HOW DARE YOU!
 
Detective Emerson slams down his fist on the table
 
Detective Emerson
I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
 
William
That was more of a statement
 
Detective Emerson
SHUT UP! (Sitting down across from William) I don’t care if you are the king of the universe. You were drinking in public, beat up a kid and threatened to beat up his father. What is your malfunction?
 
William
First off I was drunk prior to getting off the bus, secondly the kid threw the first punch and lastly his father got in my face so I intended to get him out of my face
 
Detective Emerson
Listen here buddy, you are nothing here in this small town. We here stand up for each other. You are an outsider, you are a disturbance. You can go to jail for what you did
 
William
Ha! Jail! You are joking right?
 
Detective Emerson
No not kidding at all, actually quite serious bud
 
William
Well then say hi to stabby
 
Detective Emerson
Are you threatening to stab me?
 
William
No… he is my lawyer, well he might be a little too drunk. So scratch that, Ahma operates best while drunk.
 
Detective Emerson stands and smiles.
 
Detective Emerson
Well you have oh about (looking at his watch) ten minutes to get your affairs in order. Judge Finklestien has agreed to hear your case right now due to the severity of it
 
INT-COURT-DAY
Stabby is on the stand as a character witness

Stabby
William is a stand-up guy, he cares for nothing but himself… wait no can I change what I said… shit. He is a good dude, he always supplies hookers in the locker room, blow after blowouts, and has a bar in our locker room so while we suck we can at least be hammed out of our minds. He might be an asshole but that is who he is. He does not know how to be nice. He actually is a menace to society that is why we keep him drunk and high so he is passed out most of the time. You should really thank us.
 
The defense lawyer laughs
 
Defense lawyer
Your honor I have no questions. That helped us not him
 
(Later)
 
Ahma is on stand and he is clearly drunk and is drinking vodka out of a water bottle
 
Ahma
Your honor that man over there (pointing not even at William but at an old lady) He is a stand (hiccup) up guy. He may not be able to stand up much because of all the alcohol and drugs he does but he is a (hiccup) stand up dude. Sure he harasses me daily on trading him because he hates playing for a shitty team in a shitty city. But that’s him. He may flip off the fans, tell kids to fuck off when they ask for autographs but you wouldn’t have William without all that. That man is a good guy if you look past all that. But if you can’t then… well he’s a bad man
(Later)
 
Judge Finklestien
I have never heard or seen such blatant disregard for the law and overall humanity. William you do not care for anyone but yourself. You terrorize your friends, family and people around you. However! I cannot jail you for any of it. So I hereby sentence you to two hundred hours of community service that you must do right here in shantytown and you also must be clean of any drugs and alcohol while doing those hours.
 
Judge Finklestien slams down his gavel as the episode ends
 
 
 

STABBY SHINES IN BOTH 5-0-0 and 0-0-5

Close game Yukon.
#StabbyForMVP
@John Scott

Stabby our Saviour!
Can I coach Robbie? Yes.

still can be on my line Ahma, stop being an ass

Stabby MVP

Sask moves into playoff position?
STABBY APPROVES

STABBY NEVER LEFT SASK; HE JUST GOT LOST.
SIGN WITH SASK
ACCEPT
OR WHATEVER I NEED TO SAY TO GET BACK ON THE ICE.

ONCE A WRANGLER, ALWAYS A WRANGLER.
IF YOU EVER GET IN A LINE BRAWL, GIVE STABBY A CALL. 

ONCE A WRANGLER, ALWAYS A WRANGLER.
IF YOU EVER GET IN A LINE BRAWL, GIVE STABBY A CALL. 

JOHN SCOTT!

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