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You get a chance to rename Victory Hockey League, What is the new name? Quick! You're house is burning! You can bring one thing! Maybe two if you really hurry, What do you save!? (All living things are waiting for you outside) What are you going for with your TPE-build, like is it a goalscorer or playmaker? Build for points or for roleplay?

1. We have kept the core together and we have all taken a step forward so i think were should be a lock for the playoffs. 2. i wouldn't mind shorting it down. 3. I'm not at all familiar with new york but i believe Yvel has made enough to live right by central park with a stunning view of the park. 4. Hmm, To be a big part of why the team gets to the playoffs, And to add some assists, Maybe 75% of ppg. To be top3 in Shot Blocking. 5.So many! Can't think of any particular.... Maybe Normandie and walk the beaches. 6. I don't think i have seen it, But the first is a classic. And the kids forced me the watch the new one last Christmas and it was better than expected. But i can't remember any traps for the life of me.....

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1) where would you travel? Vancouver for the playoffs this year. Would love too see a homegame and a playoff game at that! And it seems wonderful with it's mountains and closeness to the ocean. 2) If you could move a team to an other city, which one would it be and where? Hmm, Good question. Somewhere rainy because i love the name "Rain City Bitch Pigeons" that i read somewhere from when Seattle was coming into NHL. Maybe Gothenburg in Sweden. 3) What song should be played when you score a goal? Kiss - Rock'N'Roll All Night Questions! 1.Are you high? Have you ever been high? On what? how was it? 2. Do you have a crush on anyone? Who? 3. Would you rather answer my 3 questions or the 3 questions i answered?

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1. We Made wildcard (New York Americans) but got bested by Toronto. To bad, My first playofffs. 2. Looking around the League, trying to improve my player, Looking at the draft and see who we choose. 3. A Saab 900 Turbo. Dark gray. Probably some new EV too as a daily driver, Maybe the new Cadillac. 1. Who do you'r player model his game after? 2.What brands are you loyal to? why? 3. Does you player do any charity work? Or do they help the community of the club you play for in any other way?

1. Do you have a recreate name picked out yet or position for whenever you decide to recreat? I've been thinking about it but nothing is decided yet. But i'm thinking about playing RW named Per-Arne Enis. 2. Is there a VHL team out there you'd really like to play for? i want Tord Yvel to be an American for life. But if that doesn't work out or as a recreate i would like to play for Malmö. That's the closest team to where i live 3. Where would you like to take a holiday next? We are thinking about Legoland in Denmark with the kids this summer, But it will cost a pretty penny... So we'll see. Questions 1.Are you happy with how you're player are performing this season? 2. What are your thoughts about lasagna? Why is it the best food in the world? 3.Are you'r player religious? If so, what are his/hers beliefs?

Tord Yvel Drafts his All Star team. Hello and Welcome to VHL times. Today we sat down and had a Chat with Tord Yvel. Who didn’t make the All-star game. Dare one say he was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY!? No, certainly not. He’s been dogshit all season and both him and we know he shouldn't be within two states of an All star Game. Instead he get’s to sit here and answer my questions, Lucky him! This time We have asked him to pick out his AllStar five. Based solely on this season, he has to motivate why he chose the player he did. We’ll start of with the top 3 forwards, 1 of each, Leftwing, center, rightwing. The stage is your’s Tord. Left Wing AK92 wit da Hoodie - @hedgehog337 What a season! this is Hall of fame numbers for sure. 47 Games 69 points. Looking at the numbers it’s easy to believe that this is a blue-line coastin’ puck hog. But that couldn’t be farther from the truth. With 171 bone crushing hits he is engaged everywhere one the ice! Goalies and Players be Aware! He’ll snipe, he’ll crush, ya girl will blush! (Or Gush,pick one depending on age and other factors) Center I’m not certain who to pick here There’s two/three Centers that would all be deserving and a lot more Centers is just a smidge from being in contention. the top is all worthy of this place so i just have to go with my gut here. The Frenchman - @OrbitingDeath 23 goals and 49 assists. for 72 points Top of da league! I sometimes overvalue assists but I love a good pass more than a snipe Henrik over Daniel Sedin and so on. And if you like nice apples you should go to the Capital and watch This Tricoloure machine! Right Wing Ron DeSantis! (Easy there, I’m Kidding. None of those fucks can come to my All-Star Game) This one was a bit easier, With only 3 RW’s in the top 20 of points. Yaroslav Trunov - @qripll Second in the league with 70 points spread pretty evenly with 33 goals and 37 assists. Trunov seems to be a jack of all trades for the Chicago phoenix’s, 164 hits gets him on the 8th place in hits for in the league. Watch out if meet Trunov out there or you might be eating pizza through a straw next time! For this there was a clear cut number one Then there was a whole flurry of worthy players, impossible to do everyone justice..... I will choose to go with one of my personal favorites for 2nds All Star Defender. 1st Defender Mark Calaway - @Beketov 40 apples and 16 goals for 56 points. As a defender is pretty, preeeeettttyyy preeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttyyyy goood!. That put’s him 19th in total scoring and the only D-man in the top 20. Calaway gives his team an offensive output without sacrificing to much on the defense side it looks like 124 Hits and 105 Blocked potatoes. 2nd Defender The only one that might be a bit controversial, but would definitely be my pick. Liv Slater - @Subject056 Putting up 48 points in 48 games All while having some of the nicest numbers on the back end with 148 bone crushing hits and blocked the puck 153 times Liv is doing something right. And all this on a rebuilding Vancouver team. That is fantastic! ~548 words

1. If you could create a new award for the Victory Hockey League, what would it be for and what would you call it? "TrailBlazer Of the Year" would only be awarded every 2 seasons and would be given to a member of the forum who has contributed ideas/time or anything else to make the community/game/League be better in any way, shape or form. 2. Between which two leagues would you think a "relegation/promotion" system would be the most interesting? (VHL and VHLE, or VHLM and VHLE. Disregard the TPE limits for purposes of this hypothetical.) Hmm, i don't think that will work, the VHLM and VHLE are too volatile to make it work. As for VHL the idea of maybe make the VHLE a lesser VHL would be fun, Remove the tpe cap and make it very expensive and maybe something else if they want to recruit the best of the best. 3. Your player has their own personal goal song! If you are a goalie, your player has their own theme song! What is the song that your player is choosing? "Lars Winnerbäck - Något som verkligen är bra" (Something that's really good) but i would change the lyrics to something like "could be a breakfast by the ocean could be a kiss on a train could be a night on Debaser that you barely remember Could be a car to Halland Like Yvel in New York. Something that's really good." 1.If you have to recommend one spot on the planet to travel to, where and why? 2.Have you thought about getting an electric car? Why not or Which one and why that one? 3. What kind of car would you'r player drive?

1) It's been a hot minute! The Americans are under new management with new general manager @STZ, how are you feeling about the change so far? I liked Thad and think he did good things, and i think STZ has continued to do good things. I'm a happy camper. 2) How did your player spend their offseason? Playing in the PROam, was in sweden visiting relatives and training. 3) Between signings and callups, the Americans are a fundamentally different squad this year. What do you think was our best area of improvement? All the positions has really been i improved. but i believe that getting a good goalie in WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW has been crucial for our early sucess. 4) What do you look for most in a team captain? Being a good dude/dudette off the ice, Can't have an asshole and expect people to follow. 5) It's been a fairly hot start for the Americans, what do you attribute that most to? teamwork, We all have improved individually over the summer and when put together you can really see the work in action. 6) Be honest-- is New York style pizza the BEST style of pizza? If not, what is? Looking at pictures i would agree with New York style. But i have to advertise the Swedish KebabPizza, It's worth dying a thousand deaths for.

Did New York come out stronger and faster for S92? Hey and welcome to all of our readers, I hope your holidays were filled with happiness and joy. 6 Games into the new season of the VHL. Let’s take a fast look at The New York Americans who have emerged as one of the leaders in this short stint of games. It’s probably too early to make any real judgments but let’s do it anyway. Because they have done some things “Real guud”. Their defense and netminding got a real boost with the 1st overall C.G.Y Jensen And the goalie who couldn’t get enough W’s, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW getting the call from the Big Club . And it shows! While not being too shabby on offense(Being in the top half of teams in goals for), The Defense is one of two areas where The Americans shine They are the only team letting in only ten(!) Goals in 6 games! (London united are also at 10 but 5 GP) Limiting shots on goal seems to be the recipe, 3rd fewest shots against. The ones that slip through the cracks, WWWWWWWWW seem to have no problem scooping up (0,938%). The other Area where the fans get their bang for the buck is Special teams. 40% on the powerplay! That probably isn't sustainable but they do have a top heavy team upfront that should at the very minimum guarantee an above average Powerplay. 84% on the PK is currently in the middle of the pack but nothing to sneeze at. Looking at their roster up and down, Watching tapes, Calling my sources I can say with some confidence that I believe they will hover around that percentage all season long. Welp, Look at that. Now you got more important things to do! I just wanted to inform you that last year's playoff-less Americans may boom this year.' Be aware! ~318 words

1. Since I saw debate on this the other day, what is the best tv sitcom couple? Hmm, So many to choose from. But Chandler and Monika is a good one. Cam and Mitchell from Modern family too. 2. With the season about to start, we've all got roughly 7 weeks worth of TPE to earn here before the playoffs start. With roughly 84 Capped TPE to earn over those 7 weeks, which attribute would you dump all of that TPE into if you had to choose one? Hmm, Though one. I'd probably go with Deking. I want to get my defence as high as possible without paying 8's. 3. Your teammate gets hit from behind and is hurt while you're on the ice, and you're the closest teammate. What is your reaction? I'm down on my kneed looking how he/she is. Waving at the doctor. Protecting the downed player from skates if need be. And on the next shift you better believe someone is going to pay for doin my mate dirty. 1. Using only stuff you have at home right now, How would the best sandwich you can make look like? 2. You can buy one family member one gift without worrying about the money. Who And what do you gift them? 3. If you can lead the VHL s92 in one stat, which would you choose?

merry X-mas

Tord Yvel will be hosting the team for some bonding and light rookie hazing(You can already now start thinking of what ABBA-song you want to sing at the karaoke) and if you have any questions about the city, team or anything really. Welcome to the Big Apple! Let's do some damage this season