Zero

If I'm gonna be active again, it's most likely gonna be with podcasts as a driving force, and since I need to re-learn the league a little bit, I'm hoping you guys can give me some direction. Ask me anything league-related: about the league now, about league history. Hell, you can ask me how my day was even if you want (it was fine, thanks for asking). Really anything to help me get back into the swing of things. Don't hold back.
 
Cheers

Guys I'm gonna do a podcast. If I post a questions thread can I get some from you? You know, to get the ball rolling and inspire others.

Ya'll ready to get Bitched?

And you are?

Penis and Wahl! Lovers at first glance.

What the fuck, guy

TORONTO, Ontario - Upon arriving in Toronto, newly-drafted member of the Legion, Penis Anthony Doubligné, known more commonly as "Doobs", announced to shocked reporters that he was retiring from the VHL. "It's true, Penis Anthony Doubligné will never play a game in the VHL," said the defenseman, who then clarified his statement with the following "That's because I have changed my name!"
 
When asked why he would go through with such a thing, Doubligné responded matter-of-factly. "I'm sick of people making fun of my name. That's why it is now official: my name is Penis Anthony Hudson! Let's see people make fun of that!
 
Moving on to more serious matters, Hudson was asked about his new team, and how he felt about going there. "Toronto's such a magnificent city. There's a reason they call it the city of Brotherly Love. Plus, the closer I am to Toronto, the further I am away from that peasant Ashton Galbraith, who shall not be named in my presence ever again," said the American defender, gritting his teeth at the mere thought of his arch nemesis.
 
"My goal is to be a VHL entry draft steal. Not even Scott Campbell can say he did that. I don't get things done on the scoring sheet, but my presence is always felt on the ice and in the locker rooms. I hope that my teammates appreciate tha-"
 
Hudson was cut off as new teammate Jack Sound walked past him and said "Welcome to the team, Huds!"
 
Penis was unable to finish the interview, as he immediately ran off screaming.

A severe lack of Penis

Peasant

Wow, racist.

Here ya go Zero:
 

Oooooohooohooo! You always know how to grind my gears, peasant!

So I'm listening live, and I just wanted to say this.
 
I came back to this board after at least a year away (probably more), and maybe this is just because it was me, but I had absolutely no clue where to get started - everything was all over the place, and even with the VHL Rulebook, there wasn't really any "Newbies Guide" or anything.
 
Back when I was an active member all those years ago, I made a little video tutorial on how to get started. That might be the best option.

Not possible