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@Bushito I'm kind of busy right now and I don't want to even pretend to know jack shit about VHL so I'm just gonna take a team of all back-end players for Calgary and rep the squad. Auto draft me from the bottom of Calgary's lineup--either that or I'll just take the bottom team in the league

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In

It's no problem, totally understand. Happy to stick with @AndrewWarren13 and hopefully we can form a line together in Calgary, although our playing time may be slim for a bit

No doubt we will #Calgary4Ever

This was agreed to pre-game 7, right? @Bushito when can we expect our practice squad rings? lol

The only German hockey player in the league?! We need to change that!

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Karl von Moltke Forward Points Assists

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@Symmetrik this is awesome! Will def add to sit when I get to a desktop, thanks!

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175 Americans @ Legion 176 Reign @ Titans 177 Bears @ Americans 178 Meute @ Wranglers

Meute 3-2 over the Wranglers

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Canada >> GERMANY

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You can take that last part out of the paycheck I don't get from you guys

In the most bizarre holdout ever, LW Karl von Moltke is refusing to report to the the team until coach Glade pays for his brewskis

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It was real while it lasted, Ottawa. Thanks for having me coach! FUCKING VEGAS WOOOOOOO LET'S GO ON A DRAFT NIGHT BENDER LADS

All of Karl's attributes go down 20 points when drunk, except for strength and fighting which instantly go to 99 #MVP

BREAKING: Karl von Moltke’s services are available to whichever team A) comps him for the 14 beers he slugged in the Halifax airport and B) breaks him out of the drunk tank, coincidentally also at the Halifax airport Fielding all offers