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That half time show was honestly the coolest thing. DRE, MJB, Eminem, Kendrick and Snoop... how does a line up get anymore legendary than that? Honestly the coolest... and then to have them transition from Snoop and the Doc on top to fiddy hanging upside down was hilarious and even more nostalgia. I dig some of MJB's tunes but obviously not like a fan or listen to her super often, but the rest I do a ton. Woo HOO! NOW LET'S BLAB. Seattle is starting to come along nicely after a hard start to the season. NA is flying pretty fast, but where ever we end up, we just want to make playoffs. Won't matter as Vancouver gonna win 14 cups straight and the league will fold only for ST4RFACE to save us in his own league. Cologne is doing good. I enjoy this because I'm a fan and supporter of @BarzalGoat. I'm not a fan at all of my play though and am rather unhappy with my stats this season in the E. More reason for me to not like or support it Excited to write the around the league article this week. I have struggled for content after all these years to write... surprise.. so to have something like this and that to at least help.. always a bonus..

Another week and similar to last, another struggle. The VHL season has been underway now for what feels like coming onto it's third week? I'm probably wrong but then again, maybe I'm right. The league has seen consistent simming from all the simmers (I think), though, I do remember the E having a tough time getting off the ground. I will have to do some science research to see if that has changed or not. For the other leagues, they're quickly chugging along and like the 34 or 35 seasons in the Bears GM role, it's flying by. Super bowl today and the half time show is almost upon us. With that being said, let us hop into our VHL hot air balloon and do a quick travel around the leagues. VHL Meta leads the way. Most goals. Most shots. Most wins. 22-3-1. Are you surprised? 9 players with a point per game. Leading in most offensive categories by a sizeable margin. Wicked. Cool to see. Is this a sign of good GMing or wicked exploiting? I know which one I support. Either way, they're soaring.. or running I guess. Do what wolves do. It would be the same thing as what @Beketov and @Fire Fletcher had wrote about in this article. I don't have the time to help cheat or to run all the answers in the Discord. I also don't want to cheat. Players can help one another find the answers and engage in conversation. That would be awesome if that's what trivia accomplishes (discussion and activity), but Seattle won't have a thread, won't be keeping secrets and won't be cheating. Same thing applies with a majority meta team or anything. Just don't do it. Sorry, Nike. Phoenix are bad, bad, bad. 2-24-0. Dragons are bad (MID) but not quite as bad at 8-18-0. LA, CGY, TOR and SEA make up 2-5. Toronto started off 8-0 and 9-2 only to have gone 5-8-2 since. Outside of their recent struggles, a bunch of their players are still hot, hot, hot. Nylen = 2 PPG. @DreMin155 others are also a PPG. Can Toronto swing it around? EU = Surprised London is on top. Am I missing something here? Let's take a look.. Not the best anything with minimal depth that is developing (not dissing) and yet they're in first place. Some players are meta, including @McWolf, but nothing like VAN. Prague turned things around, Moscow slowly starting their climb and STHS/Simon holding off on causing @hedgehog337 immense stress and frustration. VHLE I don't 100% know how playoffs work, but if it's conferences, stockholm and cologne have it locked up. Flip over and you have a 3 way race between Rome, Bratislava and Instabul. I mean, really, even Geneva is right there. 2/8 teams are bad, 1/8 is okay and the rest are competitive. Cool to see I suppose. Still not the biggest fan of the E though! I'm thinking Anime Protagonist @Jericho is the top goalie right now with a 14-1-1 record and stats of .935% and 2.51 GAA. right behind him in 2nd? Boris Tsezar @comrade cat with 16-6-2, .920 and 2.75GAA. I don't want this to just be a best of the best for points and blah blah. Let's shine the light on diversity. OTHER BUILDS. Bradley Buzzer @WereBuzzing is leading the league with hits with 118, followed by Barry Bonds Jr (with or without the roids though??) @Jim Kovtrash 104 hits and Cameron Elsby @Spence King with 103. Next closest after them? 91. VHLM Philadelphia and Houston are rolling the league with Saskatoon and Miami hot on their tails (hot enough, anyway). In the middle you got Ottawa, Mexico and Las Vegas and after that, you might as well hit the snooze button and put your head back on the pillow because those teams be DREAMIN. Are we bound for a Reapers V Houston showdown? Is this possible? What are your predictions? Deron Nesbitt leads the league with 87 penalty minutes and while he's got the bruises, they're only a reminder to the league that they're a mean bad ass. However, looking deeper, only one fight - so maybe they just don't like to play with any form of discipline. Not a massive amount of hits but with 40PA and SC, they're out there for one thing. YOU GET EM, DOG. Landon Wolanin leads the league currently with a 13 game point streak... @jacobcarson877 That's DAMN GOOD! Babushka @BrutalBoost right behind them at 10 games as a dman - impressive. Half time show was bad ass. That's all from me. Enjoy the Super Bowl, the night and Good luck @Monday tomorrow. '

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! It's finally here. Eventually the hype will be over. Not a huge football fan at all really so I don't care one way or another who wins. I'm going to go ahead and say the Rams win tonight though. I am VERY excited for the half time show though. Eminem, Dre, Snoop, MJB and Kendrick??? This has to easily be a top 3 half time show ever, no? This is incredible and I'm super pumped for it... with that being said, let's blab and get this shit over with. Seattle is starting to turn it around. It's taking a little longer than expected but I was never too worried. We've hopped into a playoff spot and literally every player is playing good and doing their parts. Not a negative piece in the LR. Everyone has stayed focus, happy and excited for the season! Way to go BEARS! @dasboot Captain Vinny got a hat trick in this last sim which is pretty funny considering he is the king of all goons. He's becoming the player I so badly hoped he'd turn into when we felt like we stole him in there draft with a weird/unique but developing build. He's put in the time and it's finally coming into form. 24 P in 26 games and 146 hits on the season to average 6.08 hits a game (highest average of his career so far). Should he not decrease this, we're looking at 438 hits on the season. @Gustav Taro seems to be really loving his time in NA/Seattle. 49 points in 26 games, he leads the way for the Bears! @Beaviss proves being a player that skates with two left feet and his skates tied together is a NO GO??!?! STAY TUNED! @FrostBeard showing us the passing build can work with a little touch of SC in there. Turning into a strong player and a developing legend such as BACKSTROM of the NHL! @Hogan working his way to HoF again. THE END

Bana's & Beav's S82 Quick Q's Press Conference Rules Seattle Bears Team Page S82 Draft S82 VHL Index S82 VHLE Index S83 VHLM Index This Season's PC's: 82PC - Part 1 82PC - Part 2 S82PC - Part 3 *Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S82PC - Part X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY! 41. Who is going to win the Super Bowl? If it's over, who did you think was going to win? 42. If you watched the Super Bowl, did you have any snacks? What did you have?? 43. What were your thoughts on Eminem, Snoop, Kendrick, MJB and Dre's half time show? Pumped for this.. 44. If you had to plan a half time show, who would you have perform? 45. Your VHL player is in a Super Bowl ad with some teammates. What is the ad and what's it for? 46. Monday is tomorrow. What do you have going on this week? 47. Thoughts on the Bears season? We're slowly starting to turn it around!! 48. How is your player doing? 49. Any suggestions you'd have to help the Bears? 50. How is your time on the VHL going?

“how do we feel about teams keeping "trivia banks" with the questions and right answers? There's almost no way you can tell me this isn't happening, and I don't know how you really enforce it at this point, but with point 1 above, just seems really over the top and against the spirit of the rules.” Never thought about cheating until now. Trivia meta???

Good games by all our lines! Sweet.

I've been fascinated by it since it really started getting media coverage this go around... Read on it most nights. You can never be too sure.. one side says one thing.. another says another.. Can't really say until something happens but I do have that weird feeling that something is coming! China/Russia and some others (Iran and company) Vs NATO. Who knows! Hopefully not.

Good day and GG CGY

and somehow the one holding the flashlight is @Beketov with his kid Thanks Elon Musk

Bana's & Beav's S82 Quick Q's Press Conference Rules Seattle Bears Team Page S82 Draft S82 VHL Index S82 VHLE Index S83 VHLM Index This Season's PC's: 82PC - Part 1 82PC - Part 2 *Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S82PC - Part X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY! 30. What are your thoughts to the start of Seattle's season? 31. How has your player done so far? 32. What's something that surprises you most to start of the season? 33. VHL Discord moderation seems to me a theme lately. What are your thoughts on it? 34. Valentines Day is coming up. Do you have any plans? 35. Do you have any memories, whether recent or childhood, of Valentines Day that are "funny", "Cute", "interesting"? etc. 36. Which team that's currently in a playoffs spot has the best chances of falling out of them? 37. What player could be an underdog hero for the Bears this season? 38. What's something good that's happened to you recently? 39. Your player drank some special sports drink and got a hockey super power. What was it?? 40. If your player wasn't playing hockey, what would they be doing right now?

Another week, another struggle. They really do mean what they say when they say the struggle is real. I can feel it in my old VHL joints. What should I write about this week that I haven't already written about in the last 400 weeks. Is anyone going to read this anyway? Let's get it over and done with for 6 TPE, 2 TPE or whatever it's going to be. I figured if I'm going to struggle a bit, might as well take interest in the league and some of those who are in it. Maybe this way it engages myself, others and the league and takes away from the negativity of the Discord swat team, hehe. Anyway, let's go around the league and see what we can find so I can enjoy the rest of my day off. VHL Toronto was on top of the league for sometime. Last I checked on them I believe they were 6-0-0. Looking now, they're 9-2-0, which means they're gonna reverse climb and do what they do best and that's start extremely hot and within two weeks post a trade block for all their goodies. Toronto has played a good season up until now with a very strong goal differential. @Peace @MattyFired @DreMin15 lead the way, all having successful starts to their year. I know the joke is that they always start good and then suck really bad (it's not a joke if it's true, or is it?), but I think this season will be different. While they had some short comings with retirements and all of that, still a decent club in a shifting league. Prague and Seattle are on the outside looking in - each team with a rough start. I think when I spoke to @Acydburn the Prague team was sitting at a record of 2-4-0 and Seattle was bombing their way through the starting 10 games with a 0-4-2 record. Since we spoke, Prague has gone 2-1-1 and the Seattle team has gone 3-0-1. These results are much better and something I'd expect from both teams who have iced good enough rosters. Both teams are extremely similar with 33/32 GF and each having 41 GF. Stronger goaltending and discipline will help both teams win. I think in time each team will find their way. Jerome Reinhart @MexicanCow123, a meta player, is the first player to hit 100 shots on goal this season. He's also sitting pretty high for goals and points. Does this surprise you? No. Does this excite you for the possibility of maybe player templates or builds such as playmaker, grinder, two-way forward etc? Yes. League preaches "parity" but had always focused on the teams when the biggest issue was the players. 400 players in the league, 300 are the same or very close to the same (numbers are an example). VHLE Rome and Stockholm are battling for first place, with Bratislava closely behind them. I think these 3 teams are going to be the ones battling it out all season for the top spot with a few dark horses in the mix depending on what Mr. Simon T wants to have happen. What's crazy is that in the top 5 for league scoring, none of these teams have a player representing. However, 6-9 - Rome and 10, 12, 13 = Stockholm. Geneva's Perry Laperriere @KaleebtheMighty is leading the way for scoring right now with 2 points per game, hitting 5 goals, 15 assists for 20 points through his first 10 games played. Good member, good player, but do I think they can hold on to the top spot for scoring? Who knows. I believe in the player but there's some tough competition out there. While I don't want to take away from what they've done, but I think the jets are going to be on them. VHLM The Philadelphia Reapers are being menaces to the league in the S82 VHLM season. It always seems like the VHLM lacks parity and he 10/10 teams, 5/10 teams and 0/10 trams. We seen that a little bit with Ottawa Vs DC Dragons Halifax and then you see it this season with Philadelphia and the Mississauga Hounds. Will this issue ever be fixed? Probably - if the leagues puts time into it. Not very fun or successful for a team to go 1-11-0. The Reapers are averaging just under 7 goals per game and are being led by Sebastien dokis @Sebastien with 29 points in 11 games played. I am not a fan of how playoffs work simply by looking at the standings. Halifax is gonna make it when they're that bad (still)? 3-9-0 doesn't deserve to be in playoffs. At the end of the day, looking back into the rules and refreshing my brain from those great green days, the issue once again heads back to parity. 808 words, the end.

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@Moon who is on 360 anymore????

Xbox one rip

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Can we play Xbox nhl

Holy shit we won

The season has started and as of today, so too have my days off. Man, it's been a long time coming. 10 day shift, 40+ hours in the last 3 days with multiple call outs and all of that... happy to finally be on days off. As mentioned, the season has started so that gives me some more things to blab about to earn some super hot TPE. Let's do it! Not the start the Bears wanted but I've seen it all in the 35 seasons. Sometimes we start hot, sometimes warm and sometimes really cold too. Could be worse. Could be Toronto who always starts super hot and then misses the playoffs. Happy the season is starting. Excited to see how we do! Tough starting schedule! Let's go Bears! Mikhail Kovalchuk, my player, never escaped the E. Playing for the Cologne Express and @BarzalGoat right now which is awesome as he's always been a member I've wanted to have on Seattle - SO, to play for one another - on a old school team I always loved, is very cool. I started pretty damn hot but last sim was mediocre. We'll see what I have in today's sim. Justin Lose has continued his ways and is currently 2PPG and over a goal per game which is cool to see. They've been an awesome part to the team. That's word count but I'm not feeling creative this week so expect a bigger bana blabs for a media spot probably, lol... RIP

Way to go SEA G