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YA SEABASS

Idk if that or fast food would give me more of a heart attack. Fun to see! GL!

SHEILDS >>>>>>>

SCOTT GREENE IN DA BUILDING

WE WSNT YVONNE

Woo hooo @RomanesEuntDomus

The other posted today in VHL + SEA. Some trial. EA sports > VHL trials

Lose to shitcouver’s team of rookie ass but beat these studs

Fuck you seattle Y fall apart now?

HAHA DISCORD

“Discord makes this league thrive”, I will not object to that. Discord serves a good purpose of Communication for the league but often people forget the forum does too. It’s a forum league. Everything else is on the forums. Yes when games are posted people chat about it in their LR’s, but they still will even without the bot... yes people chat in general, but they still will... the only minor difference is you actually have to click a link to see the stuff now which promotes activity and engagement. 110% support this. Well done to those involved in the discussions and decision to trial this. ?

Still less mate

The Seattle Bears are a storied franchise with a lot to be proud of. The team has been around since the stars and moon were created and over the last few decades in the league, have really been great at making noise, keeping the talk going and having some fun rivalries along the way. Whether they're busy sucking like they have in the past, or busy winning like every other time when they're not busy sucking (mostly just hogan does), they're always busy looking for ways at making themselves better. They've been the champions I don't know how many times over the last 6 seasons (4) and they once again look to make another strong (or weak) run at a championship. What's even more fun is they're trying to do another back to back. That there is some fast Back to backs. Would it be the quickest? Who cares. Toronto gonna thump them in 4 games. With all the success comes great ideas and wealth. Thus, Seattle has olive branched out into the fast food game. They've opened up their first of hopefully many restaurant's called the Bears Den. GM Blake Campbell is the founder and owner of said establishment, while he has numerous executives working under him such as Berocka Sundqvist, Rayz Funk, Scott Greene, Hulk Hogan and some guy named Chad. @Rayzor_7 @Berocka @DoktorFunk @TXC The current roster of the Bears also hold stocks in the team. A quick look at the a small portion of the massive, deadly orgasmic menu: The GRIZZLY Real life photo of Chad also That burger is a deadly one and named after one of the biggest, baddest bears out there (other than maybe Jim Bob. He's a tough mother fucker). You got your veggies - Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions and pickles, mixed into a pound of solid, lean beef (we got a vegan alternative if you like eating that kinda thing), drizzled in jack daniels BBQ sauce, with two massive, homemade buns from the bakery down the road (WE SUPPORT LOCAL). This burger is as wild as it gets and will surely tame the baddest bad ass out there. Feel like a man? Put your words to the test. @Chad lmaoooo THE BEAVISS Need a little egg salad sandwhich in your life? I've had tried getting my woman to make this damn sandwhich for me for quite some time. There's an art to it. I make it and it's never as good. She's a pure artist when it comes to the magical perfection known to HUMANkind as the egg salad sandwhich. The idea from this mighty treat came from the commissioner of the VHL, Beaviss. The Bears struck a deal with Beaviss that for every sandwhich sold, they will give him .02c and will donate an additional .02 to charity. Every Tuesday, get 2 for the price of one baby. Can never get enough! @Beaviss JUBBY FRIES Fuck this picture is huge. My bad, lads and ladies. The final dish that we're going to showcase this week is the JUBBY FRIES. I think you all know where we're going with this one. The fries aren't your normal fries. We're all about orgasmic, mouth watering goodness at the Bears Den, but we're also a little all about making smart and healthy choices for the pyramids that are our bodies. Scrap them potatoes, we got them carrot fries. Don't sound appealing? Come try them and instead of sneaking downstairs at 3AM for a fudgesicle, you're going to be sneaky down for some of these babies. What makes them even more magical is the way we create the garnish and salt for them. Instead of using sea salt (we're all about saving oceans too), we've elected to use @Jubis tears. Fortunately, after game 7's loss last season, we have enough for 11 years worth of french fries. GET THEM TODAY.

Let you win

GG

Ya these are quality people.

Season is dwindling down and it feels like it seriously just started. That sentence marks the 26th time in a row I've said that with the Seattle Bears and 31st time if you count my seasons in the VHLM. I guess time really does fly by and it always takes me back to that wonderful song by Kenney Chesney - Don't Blink. You blink, you'll wake up old and cranky like 66% of the blue members on this website and an even higher margin if you count those who are "admins" with special "abilities". Seattle has 7 games left on the season and once again we're in a friendly little battle so see who ends up on top. Once again, Seattle has been a strong team and looks to try their hearts out at back to back championships. A lot of great teams this season and it's no easy path to get there. As always, anything can happen and I always go into things with mixed emotions. I recently clinched 1st all-time for GM wins. What a special moment that was. For me, it's massive. I've been Gming in these leagues since S15 or 16 on the SHL and even longer when you count all the GM leagues I've been in. I love it. I'm trying to use it for an NHL resume. I am going for Arizona. Many players on the Bears had great seasons and when doing the press conference, I was tagging all the active gems on our team to make sure they do an easy task for a rewarding 2 TPE. It was awesome to see the big list of contributing members on the Seattle Bears. That's something we've always been decent at. MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW. Good to see them win. Always a fan of them from across the pond but damn is that gonna hurt if they lose out. I bet they play Riga. those 2 always play each other, don't they? THE END

Bana’s Quick Q’s No gif because commies suck. 1. The season i s dwindling down. What place do the Bears finish? 2. Which of Prague, Helsinki or Davos will miss the playoffs? Tight race over there! 3. Will Hogan get 1,000 shots blocked? You give him advice, what is it? 4. Who has been the Bears "hero" for this season? Feel free to name a few. 5. Who has been a nice surprise for Seattle this season? Feel free to name a few. 6. Who do you want to face first in the playoffs? Why? @gregreg @Ricer13 @MexicanCow123 @TXC @Berocka @Rocket @a_Ferk @Dtayl @iRockstar @jRuutu @leafsman @zepheter @oilmandan @efiug

GO FUNK, NOT DAVOS, GO!

Bears were and are very humanely. Very loyal. Big family. Ask em. I would say my last batch was the most I’ve ever had or seen on this site. Never been on a team other than S17 steelhawks maybe in SHL... many many years ago. The current group is also good.

I was good M GM. 3/6. I also enjoy VHL. Been so long I forget what the M is like kinda. Basically an accelerated VHL.

WE WANT GIFS BACK