@Motzaburger
YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED. YOU WILL SUCK ASS IN THE VHL. YOUR TEAM WILL LOSE. YOU WILL DIE AND BECOME A BOY ONCE AGAIN. THE CURSE OF BABA IMELDA WILL DISSOLVE YOU. NO MORE GOALS. CURSE! BANG.
OR... in the words of YODA...
Cursed your player is. Yes, hrrrm.