Gustav

*As a fellow writing grader alumnus No TPE for you.

I DID

I swear there's been a dasboot here before...has there not been?

Damn there's a lot that could potentially be false about that second one and now I have to go and check if everything in there is true to make sure we're not getting screwed.

IT WOULD BE QUITE A SHAME IF we all went back and removed our likes from Victor's posts.

WHERE IS NUUK

You whore. Take a like anyway. Edit: I'm very very tempted to do a members tag just to screw you over.

Shut up and get in the basement.

tHe GoAL doEsN't CouNt BeCaUSe I mEaNt tO BLoW tHe WhiStLe

For the week ending 2/9... 1. We keep beating New York and really nobody else. What's the deal with that? 2. Just recently I announced that I'd be bringing in @Proto as AGM, to help keep our locker room active and to teach him some stuff about running a team. Thoughts? Should I have hired someone else or did I make the right decision? 3. What was your first season in the VHL and what memory from that season stands out to you the most? 4. What's one thing you don't like about this league? Is there anything I could be doing as GM to change that and make it a more positive experience? 5. Let's assume our top pick in this draft lands in the top four. Who would you most want to see on our team? (Keep in mind that Killinger is headed to Toronto as Peace's player) 6. Who do you think will win the cup this season? @RunnerBert11 @MetalToday @Thranduil @Matt_O @Frank @Anthony Matthews @Tyler @Ahma @Philliefan @ShawnGlade @Tbeez99 @Brrbisbrr

First and foremost, I'd like to thank everyone who applied for this job. Some good names in there and seeing people trying to jump ship with their own teams to join Davos was...interesting. But with that being said, I'm pleased to announce that effective immediately I will be locking @Proto in my basement and breaking a finger every time he steps out of line. Congratulations?

Stupid clickbait titles. This article needs more bunp.

Have you been here before @Grayscale? There was a pretty solid player named Joel Jarvi about 20 seasons ago.

Also this is @Lyrixk now I believe

@JeffD AHEM

Claiming week three. Damn, I'll have to actually write something next week.

When you recommend your own AGM to go be AGM somewhere else

What can I say? The little people who used to be and arguably still are more important than me love me too much.

Hello to all... After some deliberation on the matter, not much but some, I've decided that I want a whipping boy (or, for the sake of inclusivity, a whipping person). That's right, Davos is hiring an AGM. If you'd like to form a "Dynamic Duo," so to speak (not really, I'll probably do most actual running the team myself, but the pun was too great to pass up), you're welcome to apply here. Your responsibilities? Just be active and make our team a better place to be. Occasionally I might ask you to cover for me here and there, but the main thing is just keeping people involved. Don't worry, though--if you're hired, I promise to give you what limited knowledge I have and properly equip you to run a team at the VHL (and VHLM!) level when your time comes. Your requirements: -Be active on both the forums and on Discord. Bonus points if I've seen you on both on a frequent basis. -Own a computer able to run Windows. Or, at the very least, be able to make sense of this article. If you're on a tablet or a phone, sorry, but the STHS client is necessary software. My preferences: -I will likely hire someone with no prior management experience. Everyone is welcome to apply, but I've got a deeply-held belief that an AGM should exist primarily for the benefit of the team's activity and secondarily for said AGM's education as a GM. If I hire someone experienced to do my job for me, even part of my job, then in my own personal opinion I am not doing my job as a GM. If you've got experience and want to apply, please do, but I probably won't hire you unless I've barely heard of everyone else. Good luck!