Gustav

The big 3-0

(((82 - 18)^0.5)*((ln((54.59815003)^0.5))^2))-((arctan(-0.122784561)-arccos(-0.981627183))/(1.007562662^92)) (assuming you have the calculator set to degrees)

((82 - 18)^0.5)*((ln((54.59815003)^0.5))^2)

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Watch Taro get into one fight, win it, and then never fight again. I need to keep the tradition going.

Me before clicking: wait I didn't think fishy was much of a graphics person Me after clicking: ok nvm I'm right A for effort at least

Well I got through my last run of claiming...so week 2 time!

For the week ending 5/9: 1. We're in the draft lottery! If we end up with the #1 overall pick, who would you like to see us going for? (If you're unfamiliar with this draft pool, go here, filter the list by S78 players, and sort it by TPE) 2. You're drafted, but it's to a team you hate. Do you do your best to give them a fair shot, or do you tell them you want to get out? 3. Are you for or against fighting in hockey? Why? 4. You (hypothetically) get to put your DF rating to 99 for free, but you can never upgrade SC--or you get to put your SC to 99 for free, but you can never upgrade DF. Which would you rather do, if you had to do one? 5. You show up to find a weird new rule change--the net is twice as big, but the puck is three times as heavy. Is this going to create more scoring or less? 6. There's a great debate among your teammates about which flavor of Gatorade is best. What's your opinion? @Big Dee@Advantage @Grape @Berocka@Kmatt @jimmyallen93 @Brrbisbrr @WebberP@Duddy @Azlan @Ricer13@efiug

If your player isn't Baro Bujimoto I don't know what you're thinking. I actually like Cordelia but I voted for the first one since it's the one I like better out of the other two.

There's a sidebar, maybe you're on mobile or something. I'm rarely ever here on mobile but don't ever remember seeing one there.

Imagine living past N4

Can we just appreciate that @NSG88 had 237 posts in this thread, which comes out to 46.9% of his total number of posts? That's almost half...

It is time for another yeeting, this one being the game's last. @Ricer13 the ARSONIST sees that his time has come. He accepts it as many an Arsonist has in the past. He was an ARSONIST, which we knew already. I don't know why I said that twice. So yeah. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS, THE MAFIA AND @osens, OUR GUARDIAN ANGEL! No more Salem for you people for at least the next couple weeks while I get everything in order for the end of the semester. After that point, though, new game incoming! As always, thank you all for participating and I'd love to see you all back in our next game. @16z - TRANSPORTER @Advantage - CRUSADER @Alex_J32 - INVESTIGATOR @BarzalGoat - JAILOR @bigAL - TRACKER @Devise - JANITOR @Domg5 - TRACKER @Doomsday - PLAGUEBEARER @iyog - PSYCHIC @Jericho - TRAPPER @jhatty8 - VIGILANTE @Lefty_S - CONSIGLIERE @MMFLEX - ARSONIST @N0HBDY - DOCTOR @NSG88 - MEDIUM @omgitshim - MAYOR @osens - GUARDIAN ANGEL @Ptyrell - GODFATHER @Ricer13 - ARSONIST @Sixersfan594 - MAFIOSO @WentzKneeFan036 - HYPNOTIST

MORNIN' Gustav rolls out of bed, and as expected kills @osens, Salem's favorite Latvian and a GUARDIAN ANGEL, with an ARSONIST. I should be around to end this phase on time. List of living players (3)

We convene, and we decide not to yeet anyone again. Next day phase opening slightly after 11 tomorrow. List of living players (4)

*Gustav noises* Another day, another dollar, and here we are--or rather, here the MAFIA is, killing @iyog. Yog was a PSYCHIC. Last will: A Death Note was found: It is now Day 8! I'm again out of work at 10 tonight. List of living players (4)

Responsibilities include tagging members with every backup start from every team to hold GMs accountable to the community.

OG Houston reunion in the "Philly bad" thread? Been a while @Jables, hope you're doing well

*Gustav noises* Looks like nothing is happening today; we'll leave it at that. I'll be awake around 10:30 I think. List of living players (5)

Don't we all love some more yeeting... Today we get to kill off: @N0HBDY, a DOCTOR @omgitshim, the MAYOR Last will: ...both burned to death by an ARSONIST. N0HBDY was also killed by the MAFIA. I get out of work at 10 tonight, same deal as Monday and Tuesday. List of living players (5)

Gustav is watching NFL prospects being hyped up for hours on end (and occasionally drafted as well, but that's like 3% of the actual time of the draft). And @MMFLEX is dying. To the surprise of nobody, Flex was an ARSONIST. Next day phase starting at some point. Probably 10-something but I won't commit to that fully. List of living players (7)

Oh no not this again. At least you're not angrily and repeatedly demanding it like I've seen in the past. Short answer: no Long answer: this would cause a lot of headaches and wouldn't actually accomplish anything. Think about it--if I end the day phase now, everyone would have to get their actions in or at least acknowledge that they know what's going on. That could take all day and at that point the next day would have to start when it would have in the first place anyway. It's just not worth it...and things can always change by the end of this day phase too. Not yelling at you because it's a valid question, just pointing out why I'm not doing this.