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67. It's Trade deadline day today. What teams do you think will be trying to make moves? In NA probably Seattle and DC. For Seattle, we kinda need one last push to get into the playoffs. 68. IF you were on the block, what teams do you think would be interested in you? Why? I hope I'm not, but Calgary, New York, Moscow, and Warsaw are potentially interested. They don't appear to be all that competitive this season and I'm probably looked at as a low-mid tier prospect so their window for competing aligns better with me. 69. We're at this point now. How does the Bears season end? Hopefully with a strong run that clinches a playoff berth. You never know what can happen when the Bears make the playoffs. 70. Who has been the most surprising team this season? I thought Malmo was going to be great. They've struggled so far and seem to have fallen out of the playoffs race. 71. What type of equipment does your player use? why? Whatever fits best. Mostly CCM due to the fit. I like P92 curve with 77 flex on my stick. I can really make the most of my shot that way. 72. Does your player have any superstitions? Always put on the left side gear first. I also put equipment on and in the bag in the same order otherwise it feels wrong in my head.

60. Something's gotta give. What can cure the Seattle Bears blues right now? Stopping the puck doesn't seem to be much of an issue. Just need to score more goals. 61. NA conference is riding high while EU seems to be garbage. Is NA truly stronger or does it just look bad? NA is far more top-heavy. EU may be more competitive, but you're working with more cup contenders in NA. 62. What team do you think it currently overachieving the most in the league right now? Nobody in the playoff picture seems to be overachieving to me. Maybe DC. Moscow looks a lot worse than they've been in my opinion. 63. What teams do you expect to make moves at TDL? If nothing gives, it wouldn't surprise me if you look to get something going. DC has some room to add. Hope they don't acquire any good players. 64. Rate your players performance out of 10 so far. Why did you give it that rating? 5/10. I didn't go in expecting to dominate the E. Very simple build as well. Not gonna produce that well until I even out some of the weaker attributes. 65. A VHL league wide scam call has been going around targeting leagues members phones via hacking the app. Who are these evil hackers and what do they want? I'm sick of these guys. Ten calls a day talking about updated medicare and insurance plans. I do my best to troll them before I hang up. As far as I'm concerned, I'm up 53-0 on those scumbags.

The voters had the audacity to vote unanimously AGAINST me... I will never forget the day I was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY! https://imgur.com/a/krnbie6

Only because I lost it in the shuffle of notifications. Won’t happen again

25. Thoughts on Seattle trading for Clueless Wallob? I think Seattle had a great offseason. I trust Bana to make the right moves for the team. Wallob should fit right in. 26. Thoughts of Seattle trading away Elias Lampi? It’s tough to send players out, but it’s clear Bana wanted to shake things up. 27. Thoughts on Seattle drafting Targaryen and Simons Worst Nightmare @zepheter ? Drafting your own player is such a safe pick. You’re the missing piece to your own lineup. Build whatever the team needs. Great position to be in with such a talented roster. When you grab SWN in the 2nd round you know what you’re getting. A slow, but steady earner and projected second pairing defensive specialist. Seattle as a whole has been great to me, and I intend to come back as often as I can. Continuing to do what I can to help the team win. 28. Thoughts on Seattle replacing Hogan with Leandro? Sucks to lose a team legend in Hogan, but replacing him with another elite talent makes it easier for sure. I know Hogie will be back. 31. Rate Seattle's off-season out of 10. Why did you give it that? 10/10. So many moves. Bana runs the league 100%. No bias. 9 straight cups incoming. I’m positive. 34. Who are you rooting for in the VHL World Junior Championships? Go take a look and support the activity! Haven’t really paid attention, but I usually pull for team USA. My last player put up record setting goals if I remember correctly. Maybe I can make team World next time around if I’m eligible.

Alright I gotta find a way to win this thing

Easy W

Damn I have a trophy named after my player that's crazy

1. 12 games left in the regular season! What is our record going to be in those last 12 games? We’re gonna win every game. Nobody stands a chance. 2. We are currently sitting at 200 goals for as a team! What will we end the regular season with? Around 230. Haven’t looked into our schedule much to see who we match up against. 3. Where do you want to be drafted to and if you are already drafted, are you excited to join your draft team? Always Seattle. Love the supportive locker room there. Bana knows how to run a team the right way and I trust he’ll put me in a position to succeed. 4. Our very own Xiver Zilla is 6th overall in goals, does he top the chart by the end of the season? No shot. I wish, but Marchand is going off right now. 5. By the end of the week we will be heading into the playoffs! Does your player have any playoff rituals? The only ritual I’m familiar with is winning. 6. Each player on the team gets their own intro music, what is yours? Cocky by Kid Rock.

Happy Bday

Great listen guys, keep up the good work!

1. After the first few games, if there anything the team needs to focus on? Just keep on earning. Our depth is great, and our success is inevitable. 2. AJ and I always pick our Captains and Assistants. Do you prefer a vote or for the GMs to pick? I don’t care much. GMs usually have a good read on the situation, especially in a league like the M where there’s a revolving door of players each season. Wouldn’t mind a players vote though. 3. You are the locker room DJ. What are you playing to try and keep everyone amped up or even just happy with the music selection? Usually going for some rock or rap music. I’m a sucker for heavy bass. It really gets the room buzzing. Definitely sets the tone when you’re listening to something that makes you want to hit someone. 4. If the VHLM added an expansion team, where would you put it and what would the team name be? Florida for sure. Didn’t even have to think about it. I made a concept logo for a Florida Men team awhile back. We need that team. 5. Which team in the league would you want to be a GM or AGM for? Probably Seattle or Moscow. They’re always in the mix ever since I started playing around S65. 6. What is a hobby that you would like to get into some day? Hard to say because I already have my hobbies and I obsess over them. I’d really like to turn my obsession with hockey into a career. Highly considering taking a hockey management/scouting course and work my way towards the NHL. The nice thing is I’m young, passionate and desperate for more hockey. Also in the process of getting a coaching job. Looking forward to working with kids to help them enjoy their own hockey experience.

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1. What do you think of our starting roster this season? We're absolutely loaded. CUP SZN! 2. Did you play in any offseason tournaments and if so, how did you do? Nope, just made this player. 3. Which of your teammates are you most excited to play with this season? Can't really say anybody in specific. Lots of great people on this team. Wouldn't be fair to only pick one. 4. A new rule change was announced capping how many seasons you can spend in the VHLM before being moved up to the VHLE. 4 seasons after your draft. Do you like this rule change? I think it's fair, but I could understand why someone who wants to spend every season in the M might not be pleased. Not the end of the world though. 5. Your player is approached for a brand deal. What is if for and do they take it? Anything that supports the destruction of Simon. I'm all ears. They wouldn't dare deny me. 6. Have you personally ever won a trophy or medal? If so, what was it for? Not yet, but best believe the trophy cabinet will be jam packed when it's all said and done.

Thanks everyone, but I must take this time to focus on making Simon pay for his mistakes...

Player Information Username: zepheter Player Name: Simons Worst Nightmare Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: D Height: 75 in. Weight: 200 lbs. Birthplace: Barbados Player Page @VHLM GM

Hell yeah it's a blast every time! Hopefully next time around works out better.

G - Oskar Lindbergh @LastOneUp

Damn you

F - Florida Man @leandrofg Last pick Lachlan Summers if available.

D - Brian Kowalski @LastOneUp Queue up Florida Man and Lachlan Summers. If they’re available when it’s my turn just skip my time.

Actually had some time to make a pick lol. D - AK92 Wit Da Hoodie @leandrofg if I’m not back in time go with Brian Kowalski, Florida Man then Lachlan Summers (Davos goalie if I spelled it wrong)

F - Sirsvaldis Misglaskems @LastOneUp My next two picks are Florida man and the Davos goalie in that order. If both are available feel free to skip my pick time.

I’m out of the country so it’s gonna be tough keeping up with this. F - Landon Wolanin @leandrofg if I don’t answer in time, pls assume my pick would be Sirsvaldis Misglaskems, Leandro Goncalves, Igor Molotov, or Jake Thunder in that order. Thanks!

1. Today is VHL Draft Day! What did you think about the prospect/scouting experience during your draft season personally? Nothing special about it. One GM actually spoke to me. The GM that drafted me never said a word, but it all worked out in the end. 2. What is one piece of advice you have for tonight’s draftees? One (or more) rough season(s) doesn’t always mean you will be bad forever. Anything can happen in this league. It’s all about being at the right place at the right time. 3. Are you a part of any offseason tournaments at the moment (whether it be player or GM)? I used to get into all of that, but I’m basically just a clicker and a locker room guy at this point. Don't plan on being involved in all of that anymore. 4. Which Davos player do you think has the best chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse and why? I believe the better question is “which player and why is it Florida Man?” Florida men find ways to overcome the odds regardless of the circumstances. 5. Have you ever met a pro hockey player before? If so, who was it? Very briefly met Kane and Toews as they were leaving the United Center over ten years ago. It was surreal and it sucks I was so young. There’s so much more I would have said in that moment. 6. If you follow March Madness, who do you predict to win the whole tournament? I’ve been backing FAU for a decent amount of this tournament. They have some dawgs on that team. I wouldn’t be surprised if they won it all.