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You misspelled Severus Targaryen!

31. You're trapped in a Mall for 24 hours. No one else. No rules. What would you do? No rules? I'm grabbing as much of the inventory in a high-end store as I can with the goal of selling it for profit so I can feed my addiction to hockey. 33. A new technology has come out to improve hockey sticks. What is so special about these sticks? You don't need to aim anymore. It knows the highest percentage shot based on tech that tracks open spots in the goal. Unfortunately only the best players in the league can afford it and I'm subjected to 5 goals a season max. 34. VHL Christmas Charity is getting underway. What are some auction items YOU think would be cool? Some VHL themed jerseys. I would definitely rock a Bears jersey at pickups if I had the option to. 35. How has your player's season gone so far? Way better than expected. Haven't put a single point into scoring, but I've put up 40 points so far. The shot blocks are kind of expected as I'm necessarily the best player so we're stuck in our zone when I'm on the ice. Otherwise pretty good. 36. The season is wrapping up. Tell me one thing you're thankful for when it comes to the VHL. I've been around this for a bit and there are plenty of things to like about the VHL. The community really sticks out. Everybody is so welcoming. Most don't seem to care as much about the sim, but want to know about me and seem to actually care. 37. If the VHL were to nominate someone to fight Jake Paul next, who should we pick?? The only right answer is Vinny Detroit. God among men. Former Bear as well. No better candidate to represent us.

31. The Bears LR is quieter than it's been the last 20-30 seasons. We're rebuilding, so it happens, but what are some ways you think we could bring life into the LR? I feel like consistent winning gives us more to talk about on the day-to-day. I like that you try to open the room every morning and get some chats going. I think the activity should shoot up when prospects are eventually called up. I don't really have any short-term fixes, but maybe adding a chatty player over the offseason is the fix we need. 32. If you're American, how was your Thanksgiving? Awesome! Saw my Packers beat the Lions and spent time with family. One of my favorite times of the year. 33. Official welcome to the first week of December. Any big plans for the start of the month? Not yet, but Crosby and the Pens are coming to Tampa on my birthday. Haven't seen them in person yet. Might just have to go. 34. If you could play with any VHL player of the past, which player would it be and why? It would be cool to play with my former player Odin Omdahl. Overall not the most dynamic pairing, but steady defensively, and both are shot blocking machines. 35. If you had to move the New York Americans to a different city, which city would it be and why? Tampa because I'm a biased Floridian. Minnesota, Denver, or Boston would be pretty cool as well. Might as well keep it in the US and those are some of the bigger hockey markets in the real world. 38. What's one thing you can do today that will make you feel better/improved/happier etc? I was talking about it in the locker room earlier. I could really use an adjustment at the chiropractor. Usually makes me feel brand new.

20. You are commissioner for a day. What are some changes you would make? Definitely rigging it for the Bears. Gotta put some restrictions on other teams and raise the cap for Seattle. I don’t really have any other ideas. The league runs pretty well in my opinion. 21. Theme week is RECRUITMENT. What is one crazy way, that is so crazy, it may just work for recruitment? Fund some aerial banners across Canada. I’ll take $1 per member that joins, thank you very much. 22. How has your time been with the Bears so far? Amazing as always. Performing better than expected which is always a bonus when your team isn’t built to compete. 23. What are some ways Seattle can improve the locker room experience? I could be a bit more active. Just out of town with poor service, but I’ll be back soon. There’s not a whole lot that could be done. You don’t want to overdo it when guys just want a round table feel to it. Where people can add to or start conversations whenever they want. 26. What movie do you consider to be underrated? Miracle on ice is the best movie ever made. A true American sports classic that doesn’t get the love it deserves. Don’t @ me! 27. What movie is the most overrated to you? The Joker movie was for me. Sure it was entertaining, but people were raving about a movie I thought had no replay-ability or made me want to see more. I’m not a big movie guy as it is, so I felt it was just odd and overhyped.

Man I thought I was traded from the Bears I was gonna go cry in a corner

83. Seattle lost to Vancouver. Overall, what are your thoughts on the season as a final reflection? I don't think disappointment is the right word. I thought the team was better than it performed, but sometimes you get what you get with this sim. Maybe a fresh start is necessary to get things going. 84. Who are you rooting for now that Seattle is done? Probably London or Helsinki. It'd be a good underdog story if they won. 85. What are your players plans for the off-season? Hopefully get better haha. Just prep for the upcoming season. Can't waste any time if he's supposed to be called up. 86. Given your players season, is there anything (build wise) you think you could/should change? Just about anything will improve the shit show that he put on. I don't have the drive to earn enough to add to scoring, but the defensive build has been worthless. Maybe I just need more time for the build to round out and finally make an impact. 87. OCTOBER IS HERE!!!!! Any fun plans upcoming this month? A couple of birthdays in the family that I'm excited about. Going to some NHL games as well. Honestly can't wait. It's gonna be a great month! 88. Who do you feel is the favourite to win the playoffs? why? Davos for sure. Great team and defending champs. It'll be tough for them to repeat, but they have the best chance.

74. How was your week last week? What did you get up to? Not too bad. I went to a theme park on Friday for their Halloween festivities, which was fun. I enjoyed watching my favorite football teams win on Saturday and Sunday a little more, though. 75. What do you have planned for this week? Bookmarking that first Blackhawks preseason game for sure. Other than that it's a fairly basic week. Playing pickup hockey a couple of times. Waiting for the weekend again. 76. Canadian Thanksgiving is quickly approaching. What are you looking forward to if celebrating? I'm not Canadian, but our Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Looking forward to spending time with my family and obviously the great food. Can't forget about the food. 77. What is one snack or treat you absolutely cannot resist? Does cereal count? I can't resist Cap'n Crunch. I'm definitely addicted to it. 78. Thoughts on Seattle adding Shrimp @Blazzer at TDL? Looks like it immediately impacted the lineup and you guys have a solid chance to make the playoffs. Just gotta finish strong. 82. You've been requested to be in the new Game of Thrones "VHL" series and must choose a family name and background... what is it and why? If we're going off of the series I definitely want to be Stark. Bad ass name, great history and they're very loyal.

67. It's Trade deadline day today. What teams do you think will be trying to make moves? In NA probably Seattle and DC. For Seattle, we kinda need one last push to get into the playoffs. 68. IF you were on the block, what teams do you think would be interested in you? Why? I hope I'm not, but Calgary, New York, Moscow, and Warsaw are potentially interested. They don't appear to be all that competitive this season and I'm probably looked at as a low-mid tier prospect so their window for competing aligns better with me. 69. We're at this point now. How does the Bears season end? Hopefully with a strong run that clinches a playoff berth. You never know what can happen when the Bears make the playoffs. 70. Who has been the most surprising team this season? I thought Malmo was going to be great. They've struggled so far and seem to have fallen out of the playoffs race. 71. What type of equipment does your player use? why? Whatever fits best. Mostly CCM due to the fit. I like P92 curve with 77 flex on my stick. I can really make the most of my shot that way. 72. Does your player have any superstitions? Always put on the left side gear first. I also put equipment on and in the bag in the same order otherwise it feels wrong in my head.

60. Something's gotta give. What can cure the Seattle Bears blues right now? Stopping the puck doesn't seem to be much of an issue. Just need to score more goals. 61. NA conference is riding high while EU seems to be garbage. Is NA truly stronger or does it just look bad? NA is far more top-heavy. EU may be more competitive, but you're working with more cup contenders in NA. 62. What team do you think it currently overachieving the most in the league right now? Nobody in the playoff picture seems to be overachieving to me. Maybe DC. Moscow looks a lot worse than they've been in my opinion. 63. What teams do you expect to make moves at TDL? If nothing gives, it wouldn't surprise me if you look to get something going. DC has some room to add. Hope they don't acquire any good players. 64. Rate your players performance out of 10 so far. Why did you give it that rating? 5/10. I didn't go in expecting to dominate the E. Very simple build as well. Not gonna produce that well until I even out some of the weaker attributes. 65. A VHL league wide scam call has been going around targeting leagues members phones via hacking the app. Who are these evil hackers and what do they want? I'm sick of these guys. Ten calls a day talking about updated medicare and insurance plans. I do my best to troll them before I hang up. As far as I'm concerned, I'm up 53-0 on those scumbags.

The voters had the audacity to vote unanimously AGAINST me... I will never forget the day I was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY! https://imgur.com/a/krnbie6

Only because I lost it in the shuffle of notifications. Won’t happen again

25. Thoughts on Seattle trading for Clueless Wallob? I think Seattle had a great offseason. I trust Bana to make the right moves for the team. Wallob should fit right in. 26. Thoughts of Seattle trading away Elias Lampi? It’s tough to send players out, but it’s clear Bana wanted to shake things up. 27. Thoughts on Seattle drafting Targaryen and Simons Worst Nightmare @zepheter ? Drafting your own player is such a safe pick. You’re the missing piece to your own lineup. Build whatever the team needs. Great position to be in with such a talented roster. When you grab SWN in the 2nd round you know what you’re getting. A slow, but steady earner and projected second pairing defensive specialist. Seattle as a whole has been great to me, and I intend to come back as often as I can. Continuing to do what I can to help the team win. 28. Thoughts on Seattle replacing Hogan with Leandro? Sucks to lose a team legend in Hogan, but replacing him with another elite talent makes it easier for sure. I know Hogie will be back. 31. Rate Seattle's off-season out of 10. Why did you give it that? 10/10. So many moves. Bana runs the league 100%. No bias. 9 straight cups incoming. I’m positive. 34. Who are you rooting for in the VHL World Junior Championships? Go take a look and support the activity! Haven’t really paid attention, but I usually pull for team USA. My last player put up record setting goals if I remember correctly. Maybe I can make team World next time around if I’m eligible.

Alright I gotta find a way to win this thing

Easy W

Damn I have a trophy named after my player that's crazy

1. 12 games left in the regular season! What is our record going to be in those last 12 games? We’re gonna win every game. Nobody stands a chance. 2. We are currently sitting at 200 goals for as a team! What will we end the regular season with? Around 230. Haven’t looked into our schedule much to see who we match up against. 3. Where do you want to be drafted to and if you are already drafted, are you excited to join your draft team? Always Seattle. Love the supportive locker room there. Bana knows how to run a team the right way and I trust he’ll put me in a position to succeed. 4. Our very own Xiver Zilla is 6th overall in goals, does he top the chart by the end of the season? No shot. I wish, but Marchand is going off right now. 5. By the end of the week we will be heading into the playoffs! Does your player have any playoff rituals? The only ritual I’m familiar with is winning. 6. Each player on the team gets their own intro music, what is yours? Cocky by Kid Rock.

Happy Bday

Great listen guys, keep up the good work!

1. After the first few games, if there anything the team needs to focus on? Just keep on earning. Our depth is great, and our success is inevitable. 2. AJ and I always pick our Captains and Assistants. Do you prefer a vote or for the GMs to pick? I don’t care much. GMs usually have a good read on the situation, especially in a league like the M where there’s a revolving door of players each season. Wouldn’t mind a players vote though. 3. You are the locker room DJ. What are you playing to try and keep everyone amped up or even just happy with the music selection? Usually going for some rock or rap music. I’m a sucker for heavy bass. It really gets the room buzzing. Definitely sets the tone when you’re listening to something that makes you want to hit someone. 4. If the VHLM added an expansion team, where would you put it and what would the team name be? Florida for sure. Didn’t even have to think about it. I made a concept logo for a Florida Men team awhile back. We need that team. 5. Which team in the league would you want to be a GM or AGM for? Probably Seattle or Moscow. They’re always in the mix ever since I started playing around S65. 6. What is a hobby that you would like to get into some day? Hard to say because I already have my hobbies and I obsess over them. I’d really like to turn my obsession with hockey into a career. Highly considering taking a hockey management/scouting course and work my way towards the NHL. The nice thing is I’m young, passionate and desperate for more hockey. Also in the process of getting a coaching job. Looking forward to working with kids to help them enjoy their own hockey experience.

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1. What do you think of our starting roster this season? We're absolutely loaded. CUP SZN! 2. Did you play in any offseason tournaments and if so, how did you do? Nope, just made this player. 3. Which of your teammates are you most excited to play with this season? Can't really say anybody in specific. Lots of great people on this team. Wouldn't be fair to only pick one. 4. A new rule change was announced capping how many seasons you can spend in the VHLM before being moved up to the VHLE. 4 seasons after your draft. Do you like this rule change? I think it's fair, but I could understand why someone who wants to spend every season in the M might not be pleased. Not the end of the world though. 5. Your player is approached for a brand deal. What is if for and do they take it? Anything that supports the destruction of Simon. I'm all ears. They wouldn't dare deny me. 6. Have you personally ever won a trophy or medal? If so, what was it for? Not yet, but best believe the trophy cabinet will be jam packed when it's all said and done.

Thanks everyone, but I must take this time to focus on making Simon pay for his mistakes...