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Hope you all had a great weekend! More questions: 1. We just acquired defenseman Milan Dvorak. What are your thoughts on management going all in at the deadline? 2. Despite dropping the last two games, we had a pretty strong week. Do you like our chances of finishing on top of the standings? 3. Our defensemen have been very active recently, racking up a ton of goals for us. How important is production from your defense? 4. Are you modeling your build off of another player? If so, which player? If not, what playing style are you trying to go for? 5. Do you have a favorite NHL team? If not NHL, any other hockey league around the world? 6. Spring break is just around the corner for me. What is the coolest place you have been to for spring break?

florida man is gonna go crazy. he might kidnap the commissioner and steal the cup at this rate. too much

your team has so much potential minion but you gotta make the right moves. this aint it!

If you dream hard enough you might just end up with a line this beautiful. Thankfully I did, and the Dan Dan meta came to fruition. Couldn't do it without you fellas. Let's keep it going @GreenGato @MMFLEX

Been a bit busy this weekend, hope you guys are having a good one. I've got some more questions for you: 1. We did it! We've finally overcome the difference between us and Rome. Do you think we can remain strong and finish atop the E? 2. If you were the GM, would you do anything to improve the team? Or would you rather stick with what we have? 3. We currently have the league leaders in goals(Zucarello), assists(Ranogajec), and basically every major goalie stat(Protagonist). What is it like to play with some of the best talent in the league? If you are one of the three mentioned, did you expect the season to go this well? 4. With the VHL All Star game and skills competition behind us. Which competition is your favorite? Personally, I have to go with the save streak. 5. If you could run the VHL for a day, what is one thing you would add, change or put more focus on? 6. Is hockey your favorite sport? What is the most entertaining aspect to you?

NOOOOOOOOO

WAIT WAIT WAIT hold on guys can we resume this conversation AFTER Florida Man retires?

Florida Man is more than just a hockey player. He is an icon for delinquent boys and girls across the globe. One that doesn’t take no for an answer, and gives his all whether he is on the ice or robbing a bank with with no regard for his own life. Many throw around the term “generational talent” like it is a football on Sundays, but there are levels to this. I preach about the Florida Man meta, and I promise you I am telling the truth when I say it is inevitable. You can relate it to an avalanche going downhill, FAST. When Florida Man establishes his presence, just know something is gonna get real deal fluffed up. All season long, in the great city of Los Angeles, Florida Man made the most of his talents. Whether it was posting up multi-point performances, stealing money from high profile celebrities, whipping his Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat through the traffic-infested streets of downtown LA, or running rooftop to rooftop in his favorite crocs. Yes, just the crocs. While he might not be the role model we asked for, he is a living reminder for kids to stay away from hard drugs and bad temptations. You might be wondering how a lunatic with a Florida tattoo on his forehead can split time playing in the world’s top professional hockey league and also be up to so much tomfoolery. The truth is, nobody really knows. Florida Man lives on his own terms. He has taken all of the restrictions set up by the team and governments across the world, and basically thrown them out of the window. When there are questions, he does not sit around and wait for answers. He seeks out the answers in any way he sees fit. Drawing back to hockey, Florida Man is the answer in all situations. He will go out there and give you a performance that will amaze you every single night. It is not in his nature to put up identical performances. Always demanding more from himself and his teammates. Whether the Stars are killing a penalty, have a power play of their own, or in the final minutes of the game. They can call upon Florida Man and expect him to deliver. Gifted a clutch gene at birth, he has had timely goals throughout his entire career to help him win some of the greatest achievements that hockey has to offer. He is just getting started, so it is only a matter of time before that clutch gene makes its mark on the rest of the VHL.

Florida Men takeover!!! idk why I’m using this emoji but I like it

no florida man???

Hope everyone is having a great weekend! Here are some questions for you: 1. Has anything surprised you about your player or the team so far? 2. Calix Pearce had a big debut sim with 6 points in 4 games. What are your thoughts on the trade and the player we're getting? 3. With a 9-3-2 record this week, we have the opportunity to cement ourselves as a top two team the rest of the season. Do you think we can keep this up? 4. If you could pick VHL players to be on a line/pairing with, who would they be? As a forward my two are Druss Deathwalker and Matty Fire. 5. If you could go on a vacation in the city of any VHLE team, which would it be? Anything specific you would like to see? 6. Say you just won the Stanley Cup. How are you spending your day with the cup and what is the weirdest thing you would consume out of it?

That's a lot of hats

Good because you'll be just out of reach all season

Clearly says fight to a draw. You'll be reaching for the Stars all season... heh

You lost

We're going to win it all

You omitted the best player in this rookie class. I'm not seeing Florida Man.

BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man still hiding the Renaissance Cup In some of the most bizarre couple of weeks, Florida Man led the Stockholm Vikings to their first Renaissance Cup, helped Team USA to win gold, and disappeared with the Renaissance Cup. All while being wanted for armed robbery and escaping his jail cell. There has not been an official statement, but it appears that the Tampa Police Department has called off the search. He has been active on his social media accounts, posting selfies with moneybags. As well as various hype videos for the upcoming VHL season. Sources have informed me that he intends to arrive to training camp on time and in great shape. He is expected to make waves in his rookie season with the Stars and potentially be in the running for the Stolzschweiger Trophy. As of now the Renaissance Cup is still missing. Florida Man has not mentioned anything about it on his socials, but it is believed that he still has it. If you spot the cup, please report it to local authorities. It is an extremely valuable trophy, so expect a reward in return.

I'd like to apply

should've said MAN

1. Season 82 has begun! Any thoughts on our start so far? Not too shabby. Everybody seems to be producing for us so far. It's too early to say how things will play out, but we could be a top team in NA if we keep this up. 2. Which team(s) do you think could surprise this season? I predicted Peace to win the Knight. Toronto might not be looked upon as a top team, but I think they will turn heads this season. Let's see what they do with this four game win streak. 3. Did your player record a goal yet? Sure did. First career goal and it only took four games. 4. Do you prefer to play home games, or games on the road in other cities? There's no place like home. The atmosphere that our fans create is second to none. 5. Tom Brady, an all time GOAT in sports has announced his retirement. Do you think he will ever return for one more year? I seriously doubt it. It would be a massive win if the NFL was able to get him involved as a tv personality like the Manning brothers. If he walks away and never works again, that would also not surprise me. 6. Any interest in the Olympics this year? Honestly not as much as in past years. I really wanted to see the NHLers in the olympics, but it is what it is. Still rooting for USA though.

I was trying something new here and I'm not sure I executed it very well. Please let me know if there's anything you would add or change.