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1. I think it's shit. End the game on a huge winning streak to move into 2nd, to get bounced immediately. 2. I'm not surprised. Toronto has been the class of the NA for a few years. Riga started showing their worth last year. 3. I believe we will see changes, depending on the cap available and players available in trade, as no one is coming in draft wise to help the roster. 4. I will be staying in Van City working on my defense and passing. 5. I'm excited to be hurt again once the first round of the playoffs starts. 6. My gut.

Player Spotlight – Jay Sikes @JaySmacksss Twenty-three-year-old Canadian born centerman Jay Sikes, just finished his first season in the VHL after being claimed off waivers on August 9th by the Mississauga Hounds. After singing with the Hounds Sikes was able to see action in sixty-eight games, where he put up twenty-six goals and thirty-five assists in those sixty-eight games. Upon the end of the regular season, Sikes and the Hounds entered the postseason to take on the Houston Bulls. The Hounds were able to take the series in four games before eventually losing to the Philadelphia Reapers in the next round. In total Sikes was able to play in all nine playoff games for the Hounds where he put up one goal and four assists, along with an impressive plus minus rating of plus nine, and twenty hits. Now that the season has ended for Sikes and the Hounds, next up for the new VHL player is the VHLM Dispersal Draft, where Sikes currently sits fourteen rated prospect in the draft. Currently Sikes is earning about six out of the twelve available TPE each week, so hopefully he will be able to find time for some easy supplemental TPE tasks to continue to climb the prospect ladder.

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1. I mean both would be bad, however I feel like given the current situation of my current team, losing early in the playoffs sucks. 2. I would not participate, I like ninja observing the VHL. A contest like a Joey chestnut contest would be fun to watch, who could eat the most the fastest. 3. The office, don’t watch much TV outside of Disney Jr, Treehouse they days unfortunately so it’s been awhile. Questions: 1. What are your thoughts on the VHLE leaving next year? 2. Do you agree with the way players will be handled going back to VHLM clubs? 3. What’s your meal of choice for your last meal i on death row?

Congrats Chicago, best of luck against TO

Player Spotlight – Cysteine @Bea Season ninety-six draft eligible defenseman Cysteine is enjoying a quality season with the Ottawa Lynx of the VHLM. Cysteine joined the VHL after the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft and was able to be picked up off waivers by the Lynx prior to the season starting. As the defender was able to join the league prior to the start of the season, Cysteine was able to play in all seventy-two games for the Lynx is the most recent regular season. In those seventy-two games the thirty-two-year-old defender was able to put up eleven goals and thirty-one assists. Cysteine and the Lynx were able to make the VHLM playoffs this season, even though the team finished in last place in the Eastern Conference. Although the playoffs only lasted five games for the Lynx, Cysteine still had a pretty good showing for a rookie in their first playoff experience, putting up one goal and two assists in those five games. Now entering the offseason, Cysteine will turn their attention to building off the ice. Currently the defender is mostly a welfare and practice facility earner, so hopefully as they feel more comfortable in the VHL, they will explore other opportunities to earn TPE to grow their game.

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1. I expected Seattle to win, which they did. 2. Davos will win, cause they already did. 3. I expect Warsaw to lose. 4. I’m joining thunder for hookers and cocaine. We don’t have piss tests in the VHL, right? 5. I would hope we win, but playoff time is stressful and anything could happen of course. 6. the curse is like the madden curse, it’s real 50% of the time.

Player Spotlight – Bj Blazkowiczzzz @moody_blues94 Fifty-year-old American born winger Bj Blazkowiczzzz joined the VHL on August 31, 2024. After joining the league just under two weeks ago, Blazkowiczzzz has been busy leaning the VHL way. Blazkowiczzzz quickly joined the Philadelphia Reapers after joining the league and has now played in twenty VHLM games with the Reapers. In those twenty games Blazkowiczzzz has performed likely above expectations, putting up eight goals and ten assists so far. With Philadelphia currently fighting for first place in the Easter Conference in the VHLM, Blazkowiczzzz will likely see more game action once the regular season comes to an end today. Off the ice Blazkowiczzzz has been putting in some work and currently sits at 112 TPE so far. While some of the TPE has come from welfare, Blazkowiczzzz has also completed some VHL trivia, which is great to see from a new member. While Blazkowiczzzz has left some TPE on the table so far, hopefully as he progresses in his VHL career, he will continue to earn TPE and possibly even complete some point tasks or VHL.com articles or graphics. We wish Blazkowiczzzz the best as his VHL career continues and hope to see him in the big league sooner rather than later.

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1. I thought we would be contending for the top spot in the conference, so right now I would say below expectations. 2. Drafted high, high TPE and just shit. So we’ll below expectations. 3. Martin should lose control on the ice, beats his current skate around for 25 minutes a game doing nothing. 4. A Riga GM back in the earlier VHL days had the thought that a team with a 500 TPE was better than a team with a 1000 TPE goalie, so looks like he was right. 5. I would rather skip the wild card round please. 6. Slater. Switched positions and still leads the way offensively. She’s a keeper.

Player Spotlight – Kyle Evans @Kyle Evans Twenty-five-year-old winger, Kyle Evans is enjoying his first full season and second go around currently with the Ottawa Lynx. Evans was part of the members that joined the league in late June, June 24th, 2024, to be exact. Evans was quickly picked up on waivers by the Ottawa Lynx, where he played in sixteen games for the Lynx. In those sixteen games, Evans put up two goals and two assists in his short stint in season ninety-four. At the conclusion of the season Evans was draft eligible in the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft, where he was selected twenty-fifth overall by the Ottawa Lynx. Evans has played in all fifty-two games this season after being brought back by the Lynx, where he has vastly improved from his sixteen games last season. In those fifty-two games Evans has put up nineteen goals and twenty-two assists, which is the third best on the Lynx roster. Off the ice, Evans has managed to put in some quality practice, currently sitting at 101 TPE however, most of the TPE has come via welfare and the practice facility. While Evans has left about half his weekly earnable TPE on the board each week, he is consistently claiming TPE which will eventually get him to the VHL f he continues.

1. I enjoyed the rookie theme as I try to highlight those first generation players weekly so it was. 9/10 for me. 2. To be shit expect 1 or 2 each season. 3. Riley Martin cause he’s playing like a rookie. 4. Mason Rice? 5. Yes we will trade a 2nd rounder for a defense a I predict. 6 Sad day for everyone involved other than the drunk. Fuck drunk drivers. Pardon my French on some questions I am writing this at halftime of a football game so drinks.

Player Spotlight – RicerFourteen @Bombshuka Twenty-Five-year-old goaltender RicerFourteen joined the VHL ON August 6th, 2024. RicerFourteen joined the league after the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft and was then eligible to be claimed off waivers for the rest of the VHLM season, which the Philadelphia Reapers were able to do before the VHLM season even began. Ricerfourteen has played in all thirty-eights games for the Reapers this season, and has done a very respectable job in net for the VHLM club, posting a 23-13-2 record, along with a .899 save percentage and 2.64 goals against average. The 23 wins is the best in the Eastern Conference, which has helped Philadelphia into first place in the conference. Off the ice RiceFourteen has also been putting in the work, with 15 updates confirmed to the week ending August 25, 2024. RiceFourteen currently has been claiming only welfare, trivia and practice facility updates, leaving a bit of TPE on the table that hopefully the young netminder can grab as the season moves on. We wish Ricefourteen all the best as they continue their VHL journey.

Season Ninety-Six VHL Entry Draft First Gen Players With this week’s trade deadline and theme week being announced earlier this week, the VHL community was tasked with highlighting those that are newer members of rookies in the league. Although I have highlighted many of those members that are first generation players over the last few seasons, I thought this week we will look at the first-generation members that are VHL draft eligible in season ninety-six. Slava Kovalenko – D (10th Rated Prospect) The top-rated first-generation prospect in the upcoming VHL Entry Draft, Kovalenko is the tenth rated prospect and the fourth highest TPE earner amongst draft eligible defenseman. The nineteen-year-old Canadian born defenseman has been earning TPE at a very high pace since joining the league as he currently sits at 202 TPE and has been hitting the maximum weekly TPE cap since first earning TPE back for the week ending July 7, 2024. Kovalenko is enjoying a great season in Mississauga and looks to be quite a steal for the Hounds after being drafted fourteenth overall in the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft. This season in thirty-eight games played, Kovalenko has nineteen goals and thirty-seven assists, good enough for fifty-six points, which currently leads VHLM defenseman. With defenseman always in demand in the VHL, one has to think Kovalenko might find his name called well before the tenth pick in the upcoming draft. TIJ Davies – RW (13th Rated Prospect) TIJ Davies is the next player on the list, currently finding himself as the thirteenth overall rated draft pick in the season ninety-six VHL Entry Draft. Davies is also the fifth highest TPE earner amongst forwards in the draft and third highest TPE earner amongst draft eligible right wingers. Davies is currently in the middle of his first full VHL season, after seeing action last season in seven regular season games with the San Diego Marlins. Davies was drafted eighteenth overall by the back-to-back defending Founders Cup champions, the Saskatoon Wild in the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft. Davies has played in thirty-eight games this season for the Wild and is currently sitting slightly under a point per game, with seventeen goals and seventeen assists. Off the ice Davies has managed to put together 166 TPE and outside the first week in the league has constantly been pumping out media spots and graphics, hitting the TPE cap each week. With three goalies currently ahead of Davies on the prospect list of draft eligible players, he might find his name being called higher than thirteenth overall, as many VHL teams are currently set in net, but will always need more top end forwards. Dog Jagr – D (15th Rated Prospect) The third first generation player on the draft eligible list, sixteen-year-old Czech Republic born defenseman currently finds themselves as the fifteenth rated prospect available. Jagr was drafted twelfth overall in the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft and unlike the previously mentioned prospects, didn’t have to pack his bags and move cities as the Miami Marauders selected Jagr after he played in eighteen regular season games as a waiver pick up in season ninety-four. In his first full VHLM season, Jagr has been having an outstanding season, putting up nine goals and twenty-five assists in Miami’s thirty-eights games. Off the ice Jagr has been putting in the work to better himself every week, currently sitting at 154 TPE. While Jagr has yet to complete a media spot or graphic since joining the league, the young defenseman is averaging about 8 TPE a week to date, which is only 4 TPE off the weekly cap. While Jagr is actively earning TPE each week, one must wonder if VHL teams might be a little timid to select the sixteen-year-old afraid he might not be earnings at the level as other prospects in the draft. Victory Hockey League – D (16th Rated Prospect) Next on the list is a player that enjoys causing chaos as the sixteenth rated prospect in the season ninety-six VHL Entry Draft, has the same name as the league he will be drafted into. Seventeen-year-old defenseman Victory Hockey League joined the league just over two months ago and has to date put up forty updates so far. Draft fifteenth overall in the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft, by the Halifax 21st, League is another first-generation player that is playing close to a point per game level this season in the VHLM. Currently in thirty-eight games played this season, League has put up nine goals and twenty-seven assists. Along with a plus minus of plus five. After putting up just six assists in seventeen games last season as a waiver pick up for San Diego, League is showing the entire VHL what he is capable of. Off the ice, as we discussed already League has put up 40 updates so far for 140 TPE and is another first-generation player that is currently claiming welfare for 4 TPE a week. While there is nothing wrong with welfare in my opinion as it allows even the busiest members to partake in the league, teams might be a little gun shy at selecting League in the first round if players behind him in TPE are completing point tasks each week. Kurt Bachmann – D (17th Rated Prospect) Kurt Bachmann is the next player on the prospect list and is the first-generation player that if all players above him are selected in order, would find themselves selected in the second round of the VHL Entry Draft. Bachmann joined the VHL back on June 24th, 2024, and currently has earned 134 TPE to date. Last season in season ninety-four Bachmann was a waiver pick up for the San Diego Marlins, where he saw action in seventeen regular season games and eleven playoff games. After finishing the season upon the Marlins playoff exit, Bachmann was selected twenty-second overall by the Mississauga Hounds. Bachmann has appeared this season in all thirty-eight games the Hounds have played in to date and has performed very well in those thirty-eight games. Bachmann has put up four goals and twenty-nine assists for the Hounds in half a season with the VHLM club. Another impressive stat for Bachmann is that he currently sits second in the VHLM with 123 hits on the season. Off the ice Bachmann has been using welfare to get to his 134 TPE that he has earned through his forty-four updates, earning about 7-8 TPE a week through welfare, trivia and practice facility. With half a season and then a little bit of the off-season before the VHL Entry Draft, will Bachmann be able to get himself in to the first round to be the first round VHL draft pick? Feka Ohi Kau – D (18th Rated Prospect) Next on the VHL draft eligible players that are first generational players, sixteen-year-old Feka Ohi Kau is another first-generation defenseman that will be selected in the season ninety-six VHL Entry Draft. Last season Kau saw action in eighteen games for the Houston Bulls after being picked up off the VHLM wavier system, where he put up two assists in those eighteen games. At the conclusion of the season, Kau was picked back up by the Bulls in the VHLM Dispersal Draft, selected twenty-seventh overall by the Bulls. Now in his first full season in the VHLM with the Bulls, Kau has been much more impressive offensively, as the 6’8 defender has put up five goals and twenty-eight assists in the Bulls first thirty-eight games of the season. Off the ice Kau is another draft prospect that is earning TPE currently through the VHL welfare system. Kau has completed thirty-nine updates to date for 112 TPE. Like those ahead of him in the prospect pool, as the season continues on he finds more time to complete a point task here and there to boost his TPE as we head closer to the draft. Xhekajs middletoe - RW (22nd Rated Prospect) A little bit further down the draft eligible player list we find our next first-generation player Xhekajs middletoe. Middletoe is another VHL draft eligible player that joined the league near the end of June, as middletoe joined the league back on June 24, 2024. Since joining the league, middletoe has played in a total of fifty-five VHLM games between two VHLM franchises. Last season as a waiver pick up middletoe saw action in seventeen games, where he put up two goals and twelve assists for the Ottawa Lynx. Now this season after being drafted by the San Diego Marlins thirteenth overall, middletoe is showing the league what he is made of, as he currently sits just over a point per game with eighteen goals and twenty-one assists in thirty-right games. On top of the impressive point total so far this season, middletoe finds himself near the top or at the top of two individual leader categories. Middletoe currently sits fourth in the league with a plus thirty-eight and is tied for the league lead of shorthanded goals with two short handed goals on the season. With 104 TPE to date on the season, hopefully middletoe continues to grow off the ice as the season progresses. Luc Moreau - RW (25th Rated Prospect) Next on the list of draft eligible first-generational players we have Luc Moreau who joined the league recently on August 18th. As Moreau joined the league after the VHLM Dispersal Draft, Moreau was picked off waivers and has played in sixteen games for the Miami Marauders this season. In the sixteen games played with Miami so far, Moreau has been impressive offensively putting up six goals and nine assists in those sixteen games played. Off the ice Moreau has been equally as impressive as Moreau has completed 10 updates in under a month, however seventy-two of those TPE did come from the base TPE new players will obtain when joining the league later. However, we cannot discount that fact has earned 25 TPE in just over two weeks in other TPE, including welfare, press conferences, practice facility and fantasy zone. While Moreau might be a longer project player for the VHL franchise that will select him in the season ninety-six VHL Entry Draft, hopefully Moreau can showcase his talents on and off the ice for the remainder of the season. Kyle Evans – RW (26th Rated Prospect) Next on the list right behind Moreau is Kyle Evans as the twenty-six rated first-generation player available in the upcoming VHL Entry Draft. Evans joined the league back on June 24th, 2024, which allowed him to get a taste of VHLM action last season as a waiver pick up. Evans was picked up by the Ottawa Lynx with sixteen games left in the regular season last year, where he put up two goals and two assists. Evans must have left an impression on the Lynx franchise as they used the twenty-fifth overall pick in the season ninety-five VHLM Dispersal Draft to bring Evans back for season ninety-five. This season in thirty-eight games played for the Lynx Evans has drastically improved his offensive output as he has put up fourteen goals and seventeen assists for the Ottawa based VHLM club. Off the ice Evans has been pretty consistent earning 6 TPE each week through welfare and the practice facility. With room to improve both on and off the ice, hopefully Evans can continue to grow up until draft day. Doc Hudson – RW (27th Rated Prospect) The last prospect we will look at today in terms of first-generational players available in the season ninety-six VHL Entry Draft, is forty-year-old Doc Hudson. The third oldest draft prospect in the draft eligible pool this season, Hudson joined the league on August 6th, 2024, to show the world even at his advanced age in the world of sports he’s still got it. Hudson was picked off of waivers by the Philadelphia Reapers, where he has played in all thirty-rights games for the team so far. In those thirty-eights games, Hudson has shown that age is only a number, as he has put up seventeen goals and twenty-six assists. Now with 92 TPE under his belt from welfare, trivia and the practice facility, hopefully Hudson can continue to earn TPE each week and prove his quick start was not just pure luck. 2,046 Words. Sept 2-8 Sept 8-15 Sept 16-22 Sept 23-29

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No hospital says outside the first three days where he was in the tanning bed for jaundice. Let’s be honest it’s mostly luck if you are or aren’t in the hospital with kids. your not a failure, your a regular parent from other parent’s hospital stories I hear lol

1. I can't go within 500 years of a school, so........ 2. No i never enjoyed going back to school at any time. Summer, weekends, breaks throughout the year. 3. No experiencing nut soup like weather. 4. My kids 1st birthday is coming up in October. Milestone is we kept him out of any hospital visits for one year, so that's always a win as a parent. 5. The biggest surprise is David Rashford being listed as a first gen when i looked up the stat leaders. 6. Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake.

Player Spotlight – Dog Jagr @koty_k Sixteen-year-old defenseman Dog Jagr is more than half-way through what will be their first full season in the VHLM, after joining the Victory Hockey League almost two months ago back on June 24, 2024. After joining the league back in June, Jagr quickly was offered a roster spot by the Miami Marauders. Jagr would go on to play in sixteen games for Miami at the tail end of season ninety-four putting up one goal and three assists in his first VHLM action. Jagr would also join the team in the VHLM playoffs, appearing in all six games for Miami, putting up two goals in those six games. Jagr was draft eligible for the Season Ninety-Five VHLM Dispersal Draft and must have done something right in the eyes of the Marauders management, as the team ended up selecting the hulking 6’8 defenseman with the twelfth overall pick in the draft. So far this season Jagr has been very impressive, putting up four goals and seventeen assists in Miami’s first twenty-two games of the season. Currently off the ice Jagr is progressing nicely, with thirty-eights updates to date, putting the youngster at 121 TPE, which is seventeenth best for the upcoming VHLE and VHL drafts. With mostly welfare claims to date, hopefully the young Czech Republic born defender can also sprinkle in some media spots of graphic to climb the TPE ladder as the season progresses. We wish Jagr the best as he continues on his VHL journey.

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VHL Standings In the North American Confernce, the Toronto Legion lead the away again after playing in the Continental Cup the last two seasons. Toronto currently has a 14-6-2 record good enough for 30 points, which technically tied then with Chicago in points, but they still appear in first place in the standings due to one less game played then Chicago. While the D.C Dragons unfortunately find themselves on the other end of the standings as they currently have a record of 3-16-3. While in the European Conference, the young shot Riga Reign currently leads the way with a 16-5-1 records, which is also tops in the entire league in the race for the Victory Cup. Riga finished last season with 41 wins and eighty-nine points, which they currently look in pace to beat this season. While the Prague Phantoms find themselves at the bottom of the standings, as they currently have a 3-15-3 record, tying them with DC for the race for last in the league.

1. Not surprised at all. We have a team that constantly does PT tasks so it was only a matter of time. 2. I thought Riga would have a good year after how they finished last season. 3. Vidarsson. 4. Ninefingers? 5. Guntis? 6. I read you tinkle at night and can’t stop laughing

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