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Nah dude you made me look good lmao Never forget the most dominant VHLM 2nd line

1. Really liked the atmosphere of the team, we had some really cool guys in the discord. There wasn’t anything that I really disliked. 2. Ottawa, you have to be a pretty good team to beat Mississauga. 3. I’ve had no indication of any team showing any interest in Dangles so it’s really a toss up. I’m not even sure how much people value my player. 4. I think it would be amazing to stay another year in the minors and give Dangles the best chance at VHL success I’d be willing to go to the VHL next season though. 5. Idk I’d consider applying myself but I don’t think I’d get the job. Not sure if anyone else is interested. 6. Dangles will be figure skating to keep in shape. Outside of that he’ll be riding his motorcycle up and down the east coast.

Player Name: Dan Gles Forward Choice 1: +/- Choice 2: Points, 96/10 = 9.6 (+/-): 32/6 = 5.33 TPE (Points): 96/10 = 9.6 TPE Additional 3 TPE = 3 TPE TOTAL: 18 TPE

Following a tough 10 game stretch and the final games of the VHLM regular season, we decided to have a word with Mississauga Hounds Center Dangles. Interviewer: "Hey Dangles, how you doing tonight?" Dangles: "Hey, not doing too badly. I've decided to rest up to prepare for the upcoming off season push." Interviewer: "That's certainly good to hear. It's definitely well deserved considering the impact you've had on your team." Dangles: "Yeah I guess you could say that. I've definitely benefitted from the talent of my teammates. I spend a lot of time on the ice with Sundqvist, Hogan, and Mac." Interviewer: "Certainly and that's excluding some other prominent members of the team as well." Dangles: " Yeah, yeah certainly. It seems like Smith is hitting his stride again so that's encouraging. I also think Rayz is due for some positive regression as well. His regular season numbers haven't been what you would expect out of such an amazing goaltender and I think he makes up for it in the post season." Interviewer: "So you think the Hounds have a good shot at making it far into the post season then?" Dangles: "Yeah definitely. You can't take these playoff games for granted but we had some real momentum before the last 10 game stretch. I think we're really just trying to refocus for Ottawa." Interviewer: "You have anything special you're doing for the post season?" Dangles: "Yeah, I've been growing out the beard in typical playoff fashion. I also typically eat McMuffins every morning but that's been swapped out for plain eggs so that's been a little rough. But most importantly I recently purchased a large supply of tissues from CostCo for the fans of the teams we face. I thought I'd give back to the communities that we demolish in the process. Mac also caught wind of this idea and he tapped into his alcohol supply to help these fans also drown their sorrows." Interview: "Haha sounds like you guys are having fun out there Dangles. Thanks for your time." Dangles: "No problem bud."

1. Absolutely, I think we’ve developed as a team and each of us have developed individually and it’s going to see that development translate to playoff success (crossed fingers) 2. I surpassed my season goals. It’s my first build so didn’t know what to expect but I think I’ve learned a lot about STHS and I’m excited how well this season went. 3. Eh, not really impressed. I’ve had a lot of exposure to him so I had high expectations and he absolutely met them. Fantastic job by Hulk. 4. It’s gonna be tough to match these numbers but I think it’ll translates to VHL success. 5. Not expecting it but it’s certainly in the realm of possibilities. We’re a very strong contender at this point. 6. Honestly I think we have 7+?? It’s hard to estimate because I’m not looking at the players currently but I think we have a good representation in next year’s draft. 7. Out of those 7+ Hulk and Rayz are the best equipped to move to the VHL. Greene, Dangles, and Sundqvist also come to mind. 8. I think we surpassed expectations, so I would say pretty happy. 9. Not that I know 10. No probably not, we’re a young team so I think it would be best to stay put

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I'd go with Glowy, he's pretty experienced and is a good locker room presence overall. Yep, you always leave me feeling satisfied (lol). I would say yes we have what it takes. We've been winning a decent amount of games as of late and I think we'll keep that going. I would say my ideal hounds jersey has a completely different color scheme. (Think Penguins Winter classic jersey) So probably a black and gold jersey like the Bruins or Penguins Absolutely, hoping to move further up in the Points standings and it looks like that might be possible with MacElroy and Berocka on my line. Minnesota is my bet. I could see myself joining it but it won't be for a couple of weeks, I'm really busy IRL at the moment.

Tough Loss

Nice W

As of this evening, the Hounds now have a record of 27-20-3. On the surface level it may seem as though the hounds are a bottom-dwelling playoff team. However, the Hounds seem to think that they can improve their play to match their level of play at the beginning of the season. At the beginning of the season, Mississauga had their rink packed to the brim with fans excited to see their newly acquired VHL franchise. The fan base continued to show their support until the Hounds hit their rough patch of the season, which resulted in dips in attendance. The Hounds would eventually reach the same level of play once again but as it stands currently the hounds are 11-11-2 at home; a figure which surely they hope to improve before the playoffs. Management hopes to bring to re-energize the fan base by introducing promotional nights where free merchandise is given away and they also plan on emulating the celebrations of the NHL team, the Carolina Hurricanes. In particular, I have acquired footage showing the Hounds practicing their next celebration, which appears to be a break dancing session to "Who Let The Dogs Out" by The Baja Men.

That's awesome, he really deserves the starting gig. He's been a very good locker room presence and he definitely has put in the work to warrant it. I would hypothetically hire Hulk, nice guy and he has put in the work. I see what you're getting at but it would be pretty hard with Rayz in the middle. Honestly, I could see Minnesota as more of a sister team that we root for outside of MIS. Definitely a good move, Sundell is a nice addition that can really help out Hulk. Likewise, Sundell is no longer on Minnesota so that means we have a greater chance of locking in a playoff spot. Nah, I think that the one move that we made was good. The thing is that although we're likely going to be in the playoffs I don't realistically see us a true contender. Anybody who would say otherwise would be lying to themselves. Should be better to hold onto picks and try and improve to a true contender next season. Top Defenseman - Denver Wolfe

Just this morning at 12AM, Mississauga bolstered their defensive depth with incoming defenseman Andreas Sundell from The Minnesota Storm. Being sent Minnesota's way was fellow defensive prospect Khalabib Stiopic. Overall, this trade should work out in both teams' favors. For Mississauga, they currently sit at the 7th spot in the league's standings at a record of 22-19-3. With the acquisition of Sundell, not only do the Hounds finally get a partner for defenseman Hulk Hogan but they also take away Sundell from a team with a similar record of 20-21-1. For the Hounds it looks as if they are hoping that this acquisition will guarantee them a lock for a playoff spot. For The Storm, the acquisition of Stiopic is likely just for a roster spot but he was drafted in the most recent VHLM entry draft so he may still have untapped potential. Likewise, the third round pick that they're getting likely serves as a replacement for the second round pick that they're currently lacking. Nonetheless, this trade may also be a sign of future trades for both teams.

Definitely a concern, we could lie to ourselves and say that our team is better than this but simply put we have a pretty bad record. I don't think we can simply chalk it up to being unlucky. I honestly don't know, maybe trade for another defenseman but there really wouldn't be much more. Hulk did a keg stand in the middle of the locker room at one point, wasn't weird per-se but definitely pretty cool to see the guy go at it. It's certainly fair. We have pieces that are developing into better players by the day and the team seems to be getting better on paper but we still aren't winning games which is the most important part. Houston has been an interesting team to visit. One of their fans recognized me in the restroom and the guy pushed me into the urinal. Hulk saw it and the three of us brawled it out. My tooth is still chipped from the encounter. IT'S RIGGED

Glad to be here

Background: We only have one actual goaltender on the Mississauga Hounds, so our backup goaltender is a sim-goaltender named by the team as "THE HOUND." This is his sig lol

I can't think of anyone in particular actually. I've had minimal interactions with people outside of the team. Always been a big @HulkHogan guy. Dude's progressing quickly and more importantly his player sims well. I don't think it matters where he's drafted, any team would benefit greatly from having a defenseman like him. No, I'm not surprised at all. He plays a huge role on the team. He probably gets the most valuable minutes on the team and he does something with them. I think the reason why my player has been doing so well is because I've always focused on attributes that directly affect his possession of the puck. I think my guy creates turnovers and is responsible with the puck. This has been especially important considering I don't have the privilege of playing a lot of 5v5 minutes with MacElroy, Smith, or Hulk. Anyways, I wouldn't be surprised to see my player regress below top 10, there are a lot of good prospects out there. I would say yeah, DanGles has scored a lot more than I thought he would. Haha no, as Gustav mentioned above, we have four of the top-10 scorers in the league right now. As long as ALL our players keep progressing, I'm honestly not even worried about the three teams listed above.

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