gorlab

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1. Apparently we decided to suck, for no readily explainable reason. Sims as of late have gone horribly, we're currently out of a playoff spot, and even returning to the lines which put us on top of the EU has done nothing to help that. Do you have any idea what happened? What's your best guess? Probably the fact that HC Davos is a cursed franchise. Also, I may or may not have intentionally sabotaged Davos due to a long-standing fued/hatred of the team. 2. Someone has placed a curse on Davos, of course! Who's the first person we investigate? gorlab. In S50 I believe he was drafted to Davos 4th or 5th overall and immediately asked out. Other suspects include beaviss, device, and beketov. 3. All roads point to nowhere and nobody finds out who cast the magic spell. What's your favorite supernatural remedy? Drinking a jar of pickle juice. It helps for heartburn so it may help out Davos' sim luck. 4. The VHL Players' Association starts up again, after having failed the last few times it was attempted. You've been elected the representative for Davos--what's the first issue you bring up? The fact that +12 tpe jobs exist and shouldn't. Most people who are claiming +12 job pay are leeches. 5. Who's the best VHL player from your home country (either yours or your player's)? Go here and sort by birthplace; feel free to include retired players if you'd like to. Pretty sure it's Jet Jaguar tbh. I can't remember who else is from Ukraine, but all my players were and Jaguar was probably the best. No i didn't actually look at the link. 6. While you're on the portal, what was the last VHLM team you played for, and what are their chances at a cup right now? The last VHLM team I played for was Halifax 21st. Again, I didn't open the portal, but I think Houston will win the cup this season.

I usually only post new/unseen sigs in this forum, but I liked this one tbh.

it just looks like it is

vhl legend

new gens getting together and thinking they're funny.

Player Information Username: gorlab Player Name: L Recruited From: Member (kylrad) Age: 29 Position: D Height: 78 in. Weight: 234 lbs. Birthplace: Ukraine Player Page @VHLM GM

holy mother of god, Davos won a game?????

ya hate to see it

the gradient on the pts field in the rankings

Loud pack Sirkants

but he told me he hates Matthews so I used Jack Hughes for the next one.... hopefully he didn't get traded to DCD or anything like that...

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1. I just recreated! I've made a center who I plan to claim in the S75 draft. Do you think this was the right move for the team, or would a different position have served us better? No, I think that's a great idea. Since I won't be making another center, you won't have me to contend with in terms of top C's of your draft class. Goalie would have prob been better though. 2. Line chemistry is off for some reason lately. Why do you think that is? Is there anything you'd like to see tried that you haven't seen yet? I think line 2 was playing well, and I think line 1 could have been fixed by trading Big Chungus for a more developed inactive, or maybe defence-first winger. I wouldn't mind seeing Garcia - Jaguar - Jensen though. 3. Which EU team do you think we'll eventually meet in the playoffs? I have a bad feeling we'll meet Moscow and get dummied because Jaguar's career is a comedy of errors. 4. We've got three S66 players retiring this season in Jaguar, Garcia, and Paddywagon. Do we have what it takes to keep moving forward or is there a step back coming? How do you think this affects our long-term future? I think it's good because it gives room for SS Hornet / Robin Winter to take over the team as the main forward pieces. Losing Paddywagon will hurt the back-end no doubt, but it can easily be remedied via drafting / UFA. 5. The trade deadline has come and gone! Are you surprised it was uneventful? Do you think there are any moves we could have made? I was shocked at how uneventful it was. Yes, we should have traded chungus + picks for a better winger to try and fix line 1 chemistry. 6. There's a party at Robin Winter's house tonight. What are you bringing? My anime bodypillow. I don't want to be the only person there without one.

S73 DONATION - Transaction ID: 9AX03965MF664552E $1M Player Store Cash (How to Claim) 5 TPE Uncapped Doubles Week

good luck hand me off that LA Stars AGM job.

mother of god.......

1. Towards the beginning of this madness, I checked in a few times on your life with respect to all things COVID and quarantine. I'm checking in again--any updates? Has anything changed for you recently? How are the numbers looking in your area? Seems like my province of ~1 million people are getting under 20 cases per day pretty consistently. A lot of the population is raging because the schools are opening as normal, no mask or social distancing mandates or anything like that. I'm chillin. 2. This week is theme week, where we talk about future players! I assume most people will talk about a future player of their own--but if you had naming rights to any other member's next player, who would it be and what would you name them? Wow what a great question. GMotY award awaits you. If I had naming rights of any member, I'd....... fuck I don't know, I'd choose a_Ferk and change his players name from Timothy Brown to something not as awful as that name. 3. You can bring anyone you know from elsewhere, be it online or in real life, into the VHL. Who is it? I'd go to a popular camgirl website and find the nastiest, most veteran camgirl with the absolute most reviews/views/etc. and make her a dedicated VHLer. 4. The team hits the gym--what exercise can you do better than everyone else? VHL-universe wise, probably some type of forearm excercise or some dumb shit. In real life, benchpress cuz I can't see anybody else on Davos being anything but cuties. 5. You see the same "pregame ritual" question all the time. What do you do after games? Smoke loud pack after mid pack performances. Shoutout hedgehog. 6. What were you doing an hour before you answered this question? Eating mCdonalds and watching a tf2 twitch streamer.

1. Joakim Bruden goes missing before a game. Where do you find him? I found him face down in a puddle of his own making. 2. Davos can't stop winning lately--we're #1 in the EU and #2 in the league! Does this mean anything for the long run, or is it just a good phase? This question jinxed our good run of wins. SHAKING MY SMMFH. 3. The coach puts you in charge of practice for a day. What unique hockey drill do you drag out? 3 on 3 half ice games. Jaguar line vs Jerry line for 185 minutes until Robin Winter pukes. 4. How do you feel about your player's production so far this season? It was going good but I might have just broke the build by trying to pump the tires even more. Shaking my SMMFH. 5. You can bring any NHL player into the league as a VHL member. Who do you pick? Patrik Laine because he's already here and already knows how to do the PTs and all that. 6. The blue team offers you a 100-TPE bonus on your next player if you go completely inactive for a full calendar year. Do you take it? Fuck no, I'd tell the blues to suckle on an egg and moonwalk past HHH for the GOAT C of S66.