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Has to be the Jason Voheres award, surely. (Friday the 13th slasher who wears a goalie mask) love this yearly series tho, 2nd best thing behind BUST or LICK imo.

GG riga Codrick Past too strong

1. We are just a couple sims away from the end of the season, and the playoff race is a lot closer than we would have liked. Are you concerned? Which team do you think misses--us, Moscow, or Prague? I was never concerned. I know it's already been settled as of this press conference, but I would have guess Prague to be the team to miss, and would have been correct. 2. What's been the best part of this season in Davos for you? Overcoming a 14 point deficit to HHH when I was traded from MOS to DAV and then finishing the season with 10+ more points than him. I am the legendary center of this generation, not beaviss. 3. Going off of that, what's been the worst part? BE HONEST and don't worry about my feelings here. HHH joining the team to try and leech a cup off of me. 4. What's a part of the league you aren't very involved with? Would you have any interest in becoming more involved with it? VHLM. I do not care or pay attention to it, unless I'm in it for that ~1 season after creating. No, I have no interest in becoming involved. There is enough GMs/AGMs in the VHLM already. 5. ACL TEAR is here this season, for one season only, on his mission to play for as many teams as possible. Where does he sign next season? I'm not sure who's left on his hit list, but I'd assume he's going to go play in DC or Prague next. Probably DC, if he hasn't played there already. 6. The league's picked up a non-hockey-related interest as of late, as many members on many teams have been seen playing chess lately. What's something you do for fun that has nothing to do with hockey? How would you get the league interested in it? I smoke marijuana for fun. I don't think it's my place to persuade people to partake in a mind-altering substance, but there are a few VHL members who enjoy using marijuna to relax. I think if you are 25+ years old, it's something you should experiment with.

meatballs and perogies POG

c l i c k b a i t

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@PuckPushers @Hops

Nothing to see here, move along.

S66 - the feels

@STZ -style inspired sig IMO

who else I'm missing @Enorama ?

1. It is Thursday night, and unmotivated Gustav is finally getting around to posting the press conference. The team gets to decide on a punishment for my lateness--what should it be? Gustav will be forced to take an aging pill, which accelerates his aging, taking him to his true age of mid-30s/early-40s. 2. Davos is on a losing streak lately! Which VHL member's effigy does former satanic cult leader McWolf burn to turn things around? Beketov, plain and simple. If you control the sim, you control the destiny of the VHL. 3. There was some big news this week in the VHL, as the league announced its biggest expansion yet with the introduction of FOUR new teams! What do you think about the new teams in terms of logos, branding, and/or GMs? I think the expansion is alright. I think the blues majorly botched the process by hand-picking Beaviss' best pals to be the GMs, and also some of the logos/branding could use some work. I feel like a lot of sim-league resources (boubabi, motza, wasty, etc.) were not even engaged at all, which is a mistake by the blues. 4. Jump back a month. The league lets YOU decide on the location and name of one of the expansion teams. Where do you put it and what do you call it? I place the team in Australia and call it the Kangeroos. We have a growing assortment of Aussie VHL members, so why not keep that going with an Oceanic team? 5. Next week, it will officially be summer (unless you're Berocka and you live in a fake country). Are you doing anything to celebrate? No. When you are old, every day is hell, regardless of season. I will be trying to stay cool and not be a sweat hog. 6. Will the NHL follow through on their promise and make a return to play this year? If they do, who takes the cup? Yes, they will, and the Colorado Avalanche will be the 2019-20 Stanley Cup Champions.

Saskatoon should jack the logo IMO.

HHH = embarrassment

the davos logo appears to be having a seizure

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I haven't read any of this thread, but I'll sum up the reality of the situation: simmers 99% of the time: Woe is me, this job is so hard and i dedicate so much time and effort to the community without any appreciation. People constantly demanding sims and having no patience. You're all lucky I even continue doing this for you. simmers when multiple simmers, or a new simmer, is suggested: No. Absolutely not. How dare you even suggest such a thing.

What tpe-level do you think FO (faceoffs) should have for a VHL centerman to be considered elite? What VHL player(s) do you model your game after, if any? If you had to choose a VHL team to NOT be drafted by, which team would it be and why? Do you know @twists is also from Michigan? Do you know any other VHL/VHLMers from Michigan?

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1. What's with all these shootout losses to Riga? What's your theory? The ghost of Kriketers continues to power the Reign. We could maybe try some occult rituals to vanquish him? 2. Now that we're halfway through the season, do you think I made the right decision in aiming to compete? Why or why not? Yes, I think you did, but I also think bringing HHH onto the team is actually a curse. With the DAV/MOS trade we were on a trajectory for the cup, but after the DAV/VAN/NYA trade the trajectory might be changed. 3. What's your in-season diet? pizza pops and ramen noodles. Plus peanut butter and jam sandwiches before and after games. 4. How many points will you put up this season? Hoping for 100 but that's probably doubtful. I'd be happy with 90+ I guess. 5. You get to become the GM of any other team in the league for a day. Which team is it and what do you do with your power? I become GM of the NY Americans and then claim credit for the future success the team will have. 6. Who will be the point leader for Davos come the end of the season? Jet Jaguar and definitely not Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

Wtf I didn't even get a chance to apply for a GM job.