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I always vote for a teammate over myself.

S70 Slobo: Smitty Jaguar OMG DMEN ARE SO IMPORTANT/VALUABLE. SMITTY WENT INSANE WITH HIS SCORING. GIVE HIM THE SLOBO NOW. *NUTS IN PANTS CUZ A DMAN DID SOMETHING* VHL can be so moronic sometimes, it hurts.

This is why we invalidate him: fuck off if you think otherwise.

Everyone goes on and on about the low-scoring era we're in, yet nuts in their pants because a d-man got 100 points. Fuck that d-man and his 100 points. He probably had a 10 handicap on the golf course, because his team was absolute dog shit. Better give him best golfer award too.

and? there's 3 dmen in the top 10 scoring of this season. Maybe if Berocka or Tate got played on every single line, they'd have 120 points. Thanks for the words @OrbitingDeath but I am bad sport/poor loser. I've suffered through 3 careers in the VHL, never once actually having a player capable of the HoF, and now, when it's just within grasp, I get fucked over by some bullshit like this.

and yes, I know that I'm already too late to do anything about this, seeing as 60 votes for Adrienne occured by mouth-breathers who don't look at anything besides the point total, but fuck it, VHL could use some entertainment regardless, right?

literally the worst +/- in the league but hey, he had 3 more points!!! WOW, WHAT A SUPERSTAR!!! MOP FOR SURE.

MVP. His season wasn't that great, but he was most valuable to his team.

the worst +/- in the league is outstanding, huh?

Someone give me a single arguement besides "100 POINTS IS MORE THAN 97 POINTS, DURR DURR DURR" for Adrienne over Jaguar.

FINALLY I am the most electrifying and legendary VHL members of all time. Jaguar is in desperate need of individual hardware to breach the Hall of Fame. Green (OrbitingDeath or w/e his name is) already has at least 1 HoFer, and arguably the best VHL player of all-time (Thomas O'Malley). He does NOT deserve this award point-blank period. He already has his place in VHL HoF. This award should rightfully be mine. 3 points isn't enough to deny me my place in the VHL Hall of Fame, especially when Adrienne abused the well-known STHS bullshit tactic of 1 good player on a shit team.

whoa whoa whoa Why is everyone voting Adrienne? We all know that 1 good player on a shit team is OP in STHS, and therefore is undeserving of any accolades. Plus, he already won the Swatzowski for most points. The real winner here should be Jet Jaguar, reasoning as follows: - Best PP/20 in the league. (0.95 compares to Adrienne's 0.90) - Only player in the top 10 of both goals AND assists - Most shots in the league - 2nd best FO% in the league - Dragged HC Davos to a playoff birth (1st star on VHL's last VSN writeup of the season) - HC Davos point difference with/without Jaguar....... Without (S71) 55 points || With (S72) 77 points - 23 of Adrienne's 36 goals were PP goals. The second-most PP goals in S72 was 13 by Landry 2. If this doesn't explicitly prove out the 1 good player on worst team in league known STHS phenomena, I don't know what will - 2227 minutes played by Adrienne compared to 2052 minutes played by Jaguar... 175 more minutes played for a result of 3 more points??? Cmon now. - Jaguar +15 // Adrienne -29 HOW ON EARTH IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER OF THE LEAGUE A -29?? HE LITERALLY HAS THE WORST +/- IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE.

go nya

??? To be fair, you just simmed a good season for Jaguar, so I can't be too critical.

Not simming: 7 goals 29 points Simming: 41 goals 84 points

1. Gustav ran away during playoffs create a reason why He had to go to mexico for elective surgery. 2. The sims have been found out to be rigged, what should be the punishment Beketov is doxxed and we use the VHL bank account to hire some police to administer some police brutality on him. 3. What top line would you make if we got to redo sims Any LWer besides HHH - Jaguar - Any RWer besides HHH 4. Which expansion team will do the worst next season Probably London Knights.. or Royals... or whatever their name is. I don't see ice hockey having much of a following in England. 5. Who would you like to see win the cup Moscow Menace or New York Americans. I was rooting for Toronto as well, but they came up short against Calgary in game 7. 6. If you were unprotected in expansion which team do you most want to play for Wouldn't care, I'll play for whichever team that gives me a chance to either compete for a final cup or stat pad.

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

could use a little voice commentary

moscow moscow moscow

What VHL members would you consider your best/closest friends thus far since you joined? What other sim leagues do you play on? What's your main league? Your profile says you're from the UK, what football team do you support? Do you think the 8 season career length of VHL is good or bad? Would you prefer longer career lengths? Who is your favourite VHL blue? (commissioner)