DoktorFunk

This was a blast to record! Would anyone prefer an audio only version of these?

Welp that sucks Investigate OMG Your target could be either a Medium, Janitor, Retributionist, Necromancer, or Trapper.

Welcome back, Steve! Kick some ass!

No lie, 100% forgot to investigate last night

David

Nice profile pic, Solas. Also: Vote Nyko

Dude, that would be sick!

I never claimed I was transported

Hey there @S. Kuchar! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main wingers! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. 4. You'll have a shot at winning the Founder's Cup with us this year! I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey, it's been a while since I wrote one of these! Let's fill you all in as to what's been going on in DoktorFunkLand. Spyro and I are planning on releasing a visual podcast on his YouTube channel. Not gonna lie, the idea is for us to be more recognizable faces of the VHL in general. Hopefully, something like that can bring exposure to the website and drive recruitment if it goes right. Also, I'd like to do a cross-promotion on my own YouTube channel. I recently found out one of our videos has over 17,000 views, which is absolutely mind-boggling. If anyone would like to be on our new podcast, or even the old one, I encourage you to reach out. Hell, if you'd like to be part of a larger VHL YouTube channel, let us know. We'd love to drive something that makes people pay more attention to the site. Speak to you soon!

He claimed Sheriff yesterday

My results last night: Investigate Doomsday "Your target could be a Sheriff, Executioner, Werewolf, or Poisoner."

I mean, you'll know tonight if you're right or wrong about me. I really have no other way of defending myself. Knowing how I play though, why would I come out this early and make a claim unless I was trying to help? I've lurked and or straight up lied that I was busy previous games to be inactive as not to arouse suspicions. If I was an evil character, this would be a pretty dumb move.

Just tell me what you need me to do

I investigated Devise. "Your target could be either a Medium, Janitor, Retributionist, Necromancer, or Trapper."

I'm town investigative.

Hey there @tycotyco! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top defensive lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main defensemen 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. 4. You'll have a shot at winning the Founder's Cup with us this year! I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there, @Temppi! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top forward lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main wingers! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. 4. You'll have a shot at winning the Founder's Cup with us this year! I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! I'm ready whenever you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there, @Brandon Drier! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top forward lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main centers 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. 4. You'll have a shot at winning the Founder's Cup with us this year! I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

TOWN OF SALEM MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

Well let's make this happen then! Would love to learn more about Burd and Peace!

Havent had much time to party considering we have to start playing again almost immediately ?