DoktorFunk

Good morning @GustavMattias ya lazy

Shit.

Sure. Why not? Go learn Python, Nyko. Vote Nykonax

I want to talk about my goals for this season. Not personal goals. My goals. The goals that I'm going to score. Because I'm planning on scoring A LOT OF THEM. I'm thinking, like, 300 is a good number to shoot for, literally and figuratively. I'm excited to get this season going so I can dunk on each and every one of you. As for Mississauga, we're going to try to win the Founder's Cup TWICE this season. I think it's doable. We've got a young team, which is a change for us. We've got @Berocka at the helm, which is a change for us. Can someone say TANK? That word is no longer in our vocabulary. We only win. End of story. Maybe I'll see if I can step on the ice and score some more goals in the VHLM. Anyway, get ready for the pain VHL. Time to get dunked on. 153 Words

Another week and more press questions! Please be safe out there! Answer three of these for one TPE or six of these for two TPE!!!! 1. What are you planning on doing if you get quarantined? 2. What attribute are you going to get the highest on your player? 3. Is this offseason too long? 4. @Berocka is being tried in the Hague for his crimes. Are you on the prosecution or the defense? 5. @GlowyGoat isn't on our team. Do we need her back? 6. IF you had a chance to shoot me, would you and why?

Claim Week 1/4

If you're interested, please quote this post and reply "acepto"

So, day one, eh?

I'm in

Can I be in twice?

I'll go if there are spots left

Welp. RIP

Mini-golf, or Putt Putt as it's sometimes known, is a very competitive sport. People come far and wide to try their hand at reaching the top of the windmill, the Putter's Cup. Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears is no different. "I've always had an intense passion for mini-golf, and I want to win something for it. We didn't win the Continental Cup this year, so I'm compensating." Scott has entered a tournament in his native Virginia, hoping to qualify for the PMGA (Professional Mini-Golf Association) Tour. If he does, he will be the first hockey player to qualify. "I obviously hope to do well, but we'll see," says Greene. "I've been putting a lot of training in. The tough part is predicting the course. They build it differently each time, so you have to really be on your toes. Greene's first game starts tomorrow, and he couldn't seem more ready for the intense spotlight that the PMGA Tour provides.

Hey @Bauer! Welcome to the league! My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! We are really looking for new stars to help us out this season. We have plenty of space for a center on our roster, and can guarantee you'll make a name for yourself! Also, we have the most supportive and helpful locker room in the entire Victory Hockey League to help you get on your feet, although, since you're from the PBE, it shouldn't be too complicated! Let me know if you're interested in joining our team by quoting this post and saying "Accepted!" Either way, have fun and good luck! DoktorFunk

Hell yeah!

No

Forever to be separated

Who are you? Leaf me alone please!

Lines sent. Let's do this!

TEAM USA SEASON 70 ROSTER It's time to show the world what we already know. The American Empire will never really be destroyed. With this team, and with this year, we will conquer the world once again!!!!! Forwards: Hunter Hearst Helmsley - @Beaviss Julius Freeman - @rjfryman Scott Greene - @DoktorFunk Boris the Forest - @chillzone Gritty - @ContinentalCup036 George Washington - @Enorama Defense: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen - @flyersfan1453 Charlie Paddywagon - @DMaximus Jerry Garcia - @GustavMattias Micheal Gary Scott - @Motzaburger Goalies: Alexander Pepper - @Sonnet Raymond Bernard - @Mr_Hatter LET'S KICK SOME ASS! CONGRATS TO THE ROSTER!

Welcome to the league! I admire your choice of profile picture, also!

1. What are your thoughts on Minnesota winning the cup? 2. What are your thoughts on the Hounds performance last season? 3. Who are some players you would have drafted? 4. Do you want anything in particular from this upcoming season? 5. Who are some people that you'd like to see come to Mississauga? 6. Favorite kind of pizza?

This is Dok and Spyro's League News! We've got Gustav on today's episode! We also talk about being fat, Berocka, the All-Star game, and many other things! Thank you so very much to Gustav for being on, and if anyone would like to be a guest on our show, please let me or Spyro know anytime! Happy listening! Incriminated parties: @Spyro @GustavMattias @DoktorFunk @Rayzor_7 @Banackock @ShawnGlade

Doubles week 2